Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

I’m sure he’s upsetting the Praetor lot by undercutting them which is good enough for me, plus it leaves the opportunity for Chris to try and explain why he owns the rights to a Pikachu themed Sonic recolour which is always amusing.

Wouldn’t Chris just move back in with his mom?

He’s visited a few times so he’s welcomed there apparently, I figured he just doesn’t want to be her live in carer/personal shopper anymore?

Since when has Chris gone back to visit Barb? I thought he only went back to 14BC once after he was released, most likely to pick up what belongings were still left. I would assume that a condition of his release is that he's no longer allowed to live in the same home as Barb, which is why he was presumably in a halfway home for tards before moving into his current digs. If he were welcome back as you say, he would most likely be there already since he wouldn't have to pay rent or jump through the hoops this Caden faggot is making him do for room and board.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Since when has Chris gone back to visit Barb? I thought he only went back to 14BC once after he was released, most likely to pick up what belongings were still left. I would assume that a condition of his release is that he's no longer allowed to live in the same home as Barb, which is why he was presumably in a halfway home for tards before moving into his current digs. If he were welcome back as you say, he would most likely be there already since he wouldn't have to pay rent or jump through the hoops this Caden faggot is making him do for room and board.

I didn't see it posted earlier in the thread, so apologies if I missed it. On November 7 a Redditor posted to /r/ChrisChanSonichu and claimed to have driven to 14BLC, had a brief conversation with Chris including confirming that Chris and Barb went shopping together that day, and sperged about video games for a bit. There were no sources or pictures so take it with a massive grain of salt.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17q65wn/believe_it_or_not/

 

[Artaius]

Saw earlier that Keemstar is wanting to get Chris on his podcast. How is that going to work exactly? It's already a fucking mess with Boogie, a clinical narcissist on the panel taking up airspace. Is it really a good idea to shove in an incest retard with a god complex with that and another fat streamer playing third wheel? And two other poor chemistry hosts playing as wranglers? Have fun paying the Sonichu fee by the way. That will be like $20,000 no doubt.

I don't expect Howard Stern quality content. I expect total incompetence and failure.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Saw earlier that Keemstar is wanting to get Chris on his podcast. How is that going to work exactly? It's already a fucking mess with Boogie, a clinical narcissist on the panel taking up airspace. Is it really a good idea to shove in an incest retard with a god complex with that and another fat streamer playing third wheel? And two other poor chemistry hosts playing as wranglers? Have fun paying the Sonichu fee by the way. That will be like $20,000 no doubt.

I don't expect Howard Stern quality content. I expect total incompetence and failure.

It won't happen, I think it was posted here but Keem has a good history of worthless promises, and even then he should at least have, if he is to retarded to see himself, some staff member to point out Chris is both stupidly fucking boring in forced cenarios where he doesn't feel confortable, like someone elses directed stream, and a notorious liar when the truth hurts his ego.
Having him and boogie on the same roster, having them spend 1 hour just lying and bosting their egos while wings jerks it in a corner and paying them to do it, would be such a waste of money and time, even for Keem.

 

[crimnt]

This is not a troll, nor is it a hate comment or anything of the sort. I have a legitimate question. I've seen videos of people speaking with Chris Chan over the phone in a group seeing or maybe it's a VoIP group over the Internet? There's one side defending Chris Chan and talking crap about trolls and others. No one should troll someone with cognitive disabilities. With that said, everyone that defends Chris Chan whom calls himself Commodore 64 CPU (Which is a pretty low grade CPU and I'm almost 100% Chris-Chan doesn't know the schematics of the actual CPU cause why wuld anyone call themselves a goddess of a low grade CPU that can barely support any processing power of any grade with today's technology) Blue Heart or something like is enabling him to keep indulging in these delusions. Some nerve those people have to agree and keep supporting the delusions. These calls that are leaked with the voices defending the delusions and telling all other trolls to go away sound so young. So they live with a person that has a mental disability? Do they know how hard it is and heart breaking it is? I seriously doubt it. Those people are not thinking, nor does it seem like they care. Those that defend Chris-Chan with the delusions, are just as bad with the trolls because they (those) people aren't giving Chris-Chan any resources to help himself and his mother. All those that donated money was spent on toys and games. So why do those that defend Chris-Chan feel like they aren't part of the problem if they keep enforcing Chris-Chan is right about everything and doing nothing to help mentally/psychology.

 

[Injection]

I love the tags

 

[Black Yoshi]

Chris has been quiet on twitter.

 

[Lou Sassle]

Y

And people also used to bring guns through the airport all the time back in the eighties. But go ahead and try that in the current day.

You can still take guns on an airplane and in the airport. It's even easier if you don't follow the rules. The TSA is such a failure even they admit it. Over 80% of the guns, drugs and explosives the TSA tried to sneak past themselves got through. I've boarded two flights in the last 5 years without going through security by just walking through closed check points. No one ever stopped me or said anything.

 

[Pedophobe]

(Which is a pretty low grade CPU and I'm almost 100% Chris-Chan doesn't know the schematics of the actual CPU cause why wuld anyone call themselves a goddess of a low grade CPU that can barely support any processing power of any grade with today's technology)

I know it's Kiwi Farms and people say a lot of obnoxious shit here and we're not supposed to get MATI but you do not talk about the MOS 6502 that way bitch!

 

[AnOminous]

I know it's Kiwi Farms and people say a lot of obnoxious shit here and we're not supposed to get MATI but you do not talk about the MOS 6502 that way bitch!

That was what was in the Apple ][ one of the earliest classic computers. I learned the small amount of assembly language I ever knew (and have completely forgotten since) on that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Have fun paying the Sonichu fee by the way. That will be like $20,000 no doubt.

Sonichu fee? Is this something that Chris came up with as his speaking fee or something?

 

[ForgedBlades]

https://archive.ph/14KR8

 

[King Kiwi]

This is not a troll, nor is it a hate comment or anything of the sort. I have a legitimate question. I've seen videos of people speaking with Chris Chan over the phone in a group seeing or maybe it's a VoIP group over the Internet? There's one side defending Chris Chan and talking crap about trolls and others. No one should troll someone with cognitive disabilities. With that said, everyone that defends Chris Chan whom calls himself Commodore 64 CPU (Which is a pretty low grade CPU and I'm almost 100% Chris-Chan doesn't know the schematics of the actual CPU cause why wuld anyone call themselves a goddess of a low grade CPU that can barely support any processing power of any grade with today's technology) Blue Heart or something like is enabling him to keep indulging in these delusions. Some nerve those people have to agree and keep supporting the delusions. These calls that are leaked with the voices defending the delusions and telling all other trolls to go away sound so young. So they live with a person that has a mental disability? Do they know how hard it is and heart breaking it is? I seriously doubt it. Those people are not thinking, nor does it seem like they care. Those that defend Chris-Chan with the delusions, are just as bad with the trolls because they (those) people aren't giving Chris-Chan any resources to help himself and his mother. All those that donated money was spent on toys and games. So why do those that defend Chris-Chan feel like they aren't part of the problem if they keep enforcing Chris-Chan is right about everything and doing nothing to help mentally/psychology.

Mighty Lord, please use whatever passes for a space bar these days.

To answer your last question because that's all I can read without straining my eyes, people White Knight Chris for a lot of reasons.

They want the attention, they genuinely want to help Chris or think he's misunderstood, or they want the attention.

I believe if you head on over to Sonichu.com and type in White Knights or even Enablers that will give you a rather descriptive and informative answer.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

https://archive.ph/14KR8

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GAHHHH 씨발 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS

I'm willing to bet money that Prateor is giving him prompts to type this shit out there is no way Chris came up with this. He named dropped the farms as well..

Also lmao pickle Rick

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris has been quiet on twitter.

Be careful what you assume.

https://archive.ph/14KR8

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Megatron Chris, not Megan Marie.

Even if I wanted to "appreciate and accept with kindness and understanding" what Chris has "matured" into now, I can't translate half of his godly gobbledegook.

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Yoooo. Chris and Megan Griffin.

What other Chris and Megan do we know of? Odd coincidence. Even odder I never considered it.

 

[D is for Stupid]

The beginning portion of that tweet from Chris is dumb. Peter is dressed like classic Chris but he states
Peter is being a darkest sinner but chris and sonichu is scolding him? So Chris is self deprecating? I'm looking too deep into it.

What a narcissistic view of the world though. But he wants to fuck Meg so bad but thinks of her like a lady Madonna.

So Chris is the darkest sinner then? Yeah checks out what he did to barb.

Lolcow is gonna lolcow

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris mentioned it in his November 10 livestream. It's confirmed.

I didn't see it posted earlier in the thread, so apologies if I missed it. On November 7 a Redditor posted to /r/ChrisChanSonichu and claimed to have driven to 14BLC, had a brief conversation with Chris including confirming that Chris and Barb went shopping together that day, and sperged about video games for a bit. There were no sources or pictures so take it with a massive grain of salt.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17q65wn/believe_it_or_not/

 

[McSneaks]

The beginning portion of that tweet from Chris is dumb. Peter is dressed like classic Chris but he states
Peter is being a darkest sinner but chris and sonichu is scolding him? So Chris is self deprecating? I'm looking too deep into it.

What a narcissistic view of the world though. But he wants to fuck Meg so bad but thinks of her like a lady Madonna.

So Chris is the darkest sinner then? Yeah checks out what he did to barb.

Lolcow is gonna lolcow

He's obviously scolding the old, unawakened man version of himself through the eyes of the awakened Goddess. It's pretty simplistic shit you cunt although to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand art

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

The beginning portion of that tweet from Chris is dumb. Peter is dressed like classic Chris but he states
Peter is being a darkest sinner but chris and sonichu is scolding him? So Chris is self deprecating? I'm looking too deep into it.

My guess is that Caden is just telling him to make this shit because he finds it funny. I doubt Chris even thought about what was happening in the drawing.

 

[Pedophobe]

He's obviously scolding the old, unawakened man version of himself through the eyes of the awakened Goddess.

The motherfucker lecturing the manchild. Wild.