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BMO_ said:
That's Ian, not Chris
are you 6-year-old or something?
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So this isn't the real Chris Chan?
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A Grey Cat said:
38 years since he smiled at her in a school lunch room?

I live how even people tangentially related to the Chris story, ergo cadens mom. Got a story book love quest that Chris WISHES he got. Like the universe constantly mocks how he was a lone weirdo on youth he'll got to his grave a lonely weirdo.
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Eh, those storybook marriages are overrated anyway. Every person I know who married the girl/guy they fucked in gradeschool is either divorced or are frantically trying to bail out an obviously sinking ship.
 
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Cybertonia said:
Eh, those storybook marriages are overrated anyway. Every person I know who married the girl/guy they fucked in gradeschool is either divorced or are frantically trying to bail out an obviously sinking ship.
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Ture but it seems cadens parents were the rare instance of "exception to that." Assuming his mom wasn't waxing poetic.


Point is, its been said before but Chris has always been the guy who seethes in rage at couples in public like He's the axe weilding maniac watching the couple in the car at make out point. Or the jealous bitter virgin who wishes public displays of affections were illegal. IF only because HE wishes he had someone to mack on in public. And I know for a fact cause I no joke have seen it in person. I've seen Chris's heart ache and rip in half every time he sees another couple finding happiness with each other while lardass is going to die cold and lonely. the only family who cares about him is cden and the weens.
 
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Fortyone said:
Genuinely surprised (and thankful) musk hasn't tried to get involved with chris yet. It would be on brand for his autistic ass tbh.
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Yeah even Musk, with all his retarded choices, knows better than to shine a light on someone like Chris frequenting his site.
 
The number one rule in any criminal undertaking is to avoid attention. Why would you involve a pseudo-celebrity sure to attract tons of eyes to your operation, not to mention probably trespassers and vandals, which means police snooping around? What if you get swatted and the cops see your illicit materials?
The “Chris-Chan Consolidated Content House and Drug Emporium” theory is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
 
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PhiloRustica said:
The number one rule in any criminal undertaking is to avoid attention. Why would you involve a pseudo-celebrity sure to attract tons of eyes to your operation, not to mention probably trespassers and vandals, which means police snooping around? What if you get swatted and the cops see your illicit materials?
The “Chris-Chan Consolidated Content House and Drug Emporium” theory is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
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If Chris got caught with a car full of fentanyl, baggied up and told the cops he was going to deliver it to people for money, Virginia wouldn't charge him due to the autism defense law. Shit, he could run a warehouse grow-op, while snorting coke off a six year old and that still wouldn't result in jail time as long as he waves the autism flag around. Unless he really hurts, kills or violently rapes someone, he will let go without a single charge on his record.
 
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JesusIsTrans! said:
Posts were made in 2021, so it can be assumed he died in early 2020

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Yep


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JesusIsTrans! said:
I can't really tell his relationship with his birth mother, because she just suddenly stopped posting in early 2014, but it looks like she was pretty close with him as a kid
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Me neither. Court docs on his parents' divorce in June 2009 stipulated that his mom would retain primary physical custody of him (and his brother) in Missouri. There's no further (public) info on the matter other than a case invoking the "Uniform Interstate Family Support Act" that his mom filed in July 2016 (the Act is usually invoked to either enforce or modify a child support order from another state). In the initial paperwork his dad's address is listed as being in [state other than Virginia], and in unrelated documentation from August 2018 a Virginia address is given, so I guess Caden for whatever reason moved in with his dad between then. Lorraine was in the picture by at least January 2012 based on an eviction suit filed against her (as "Lorraine [maiden name] Peck") and his dad jointly, so he had to have known (of) her before he moved in.

He was still in Virginia in May 2021 when he copped tickets for driving without a license and speeding (although his address in these tickets is different from his dad's address mentioned above).

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Sorry for being vague, didn't wanna say too much about people out of the Teflon 'Tard's orbit. There's a lot of easily available info on everybody if you know where to look, though.
 
Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Chris will be on A&E's Intervention in an episode titled, Help, "I'm addicted to mudder's warm laffy taffy". This is just dumb. Chris won't be put on a real shoe. He's a PR nightmare from too many political perspectives.

1. Mother rapist
2. Tranny
3. Mentally Disabled
4. Bullying
5. Racist Hx
6. Hx of stalking
7. Severe mental illness
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Would Sam Hyde give a shit though? Chris has been cleared of any charges of incest regarding Barb, and Sam definitely wouldn't care about Chris having been racist.
 
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PhiloRustica said:
The number one rule in any criminal undertaking is to avoid attention. Why would you involve a pseudo-celebrity sure to attract tons of eyes to your operation, not to mention probably trespassers and vandals, which means police snooping around? What if you get swatted and the cops see your illicit materials?
The “Chris-Chan Consolidated Content House and Drug Emporium” theory is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
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That's assuming Caden is thinking rationally about the whole thing, a factor that hasn't been true since the day he actually started using Praetor to control Chris.

From what we know, Caden seems to have kicked out even his co-founders of Praetor such that it exists only as a legal entity for Caden's purposes alone. He's isolated himself, intentionally or otherwise, which makes Chris potentially the only person that Caden can reliably count as a willing lackey.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Yeah even Musk, with all his retarded choices, knows better than to shine a light on someone like Chris frequenting his site.
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The Musk of Chris the Axe-wielding fiend shall linger on in our olfactory glands forever.

But yeah Chris is so entitled he definitely thought that the guy who bought Twitter was going to reply to him.
 
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