Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mark Corrigan]

"too bad he died in 1945"

Chris is a nazi confirmed

I don't think we need any further proof that Chris is literally worse than Hitler.

 

[Cuntster]

Is Chris even aware Transformers are fictional?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Obligatory "Is Chris getting better?" response.

I think we're to the point of pondering whether or not Chris will need an at home ventilator, just in case he forgets to breathe.
This is just Chris jumping on the BS bandwagon relating Trump to Hitler, when during those dropped emails, Chris revealed himself to be 10 times worse than Trump with that "Hispanic" comment.

Chris talks about toys and Hitler. Well shit the only thing I can think of is Chris is looking for a new toy. And the first thing that comes to mind was Easy Bake Oven.

More like the sleazy bake oven just because Chris always looks filthy and unkempt whenever he is recorded or photographed. Chris could have his own line of bakeable cakes that were aerodynamic, so you can sit on them..these of course, would be marketed to anyone under the age of 18.
"Get Your Own Sleazy Bake Oven to Start Your Own Amateur Horde, Today!" warning: may cause irreversible autism and baldness

 

[HU 096]

Chris acts like an episode of Transformers interacting with Hitler can't be written because of the man's actual death, what.

 

[Just a friend.]

Looks like another example of his "random access humor"

 

[redcent]

At least it seems Christine is finding ways to entertain herself.

Stupid ways, but whatever keeps her happy

 

[Hmmpf!]

I guess he thought Autobahn original name was Autismbahn.

 

[Zarkov]

"I'm a good person laaadies ! I don't like Hitler, see ? That's what a TRUE and HONEST good person does. Now trib with me !"

 

[AnOminous]

die chr8is

 

[Karen Riley]

I think a lot of people are overthinking this. It's just another dumb attempt at random access humour really, where Chris will combine a number of things that he considers funny and then expect everyone else to laugh at it just as much as he does. By 'laugh,' of course I mean the awkward half chuckle he does when he makes what he considers to be a joke. Like @Mariposa Electrique says he probably thinks Hitler is topical now thanks to all the recent comparisons to Trump and that's enough to make anything about him funny.

The only real value that comes from this post is him saying 'too bad he died in 1945,' in regards to Hitler. That's up there with the best CWC quotes.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

There was a point where we should have stopped. A point where the Autism got to be an unstoppable force of rainbow puzzle pieces, misery, and bad memes and jokes. The only thing now is to see how far the autism goes...

Hitler... Transformers... And Russian Country? Fuck this shit, I'm out.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Chris finally solved the mystery! Hitler didn't commit suicide!
He was fucking shot down by Megatron disguised as a gun.

MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!

 

[Guy Smiley]

5. No Chris, Hitler being alive past 1945 isn't cool. That would lead to more senseless killing. But if it means Jews like Micheal Snyder aren't around, then I guess that's not so bad. The only way him being alive would be even ok is if he's captured by the allies and sentences to life. But knowing Chris, he'll want the Decepticons to break him out or something.

But in Chris' mind, that would just lead to a rollicking adventure as the autobots worked together to stop Hitler's wacky evil scheme. Because ultimately, Chris is unable (or unwilling) to grasp that Hitler was a real person, and that because of him, millions of real people suffered and died horrifically. But that level of suffering is foreign to Chris. The worst he's ever endured is teasing on the internet. His image of ultimate evil is a cartoon villain. He is the very definition of naive.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

This is one of those times where you can look past the sperg and remember that Chris is thick as pigshit. He has absolutely no knowledge of culture or history outside of that which influences shit he enjoys. One might refer to him as naive.....

 

[The Dude]

Obligatory "Is Chris getting better?" response.

Where would we be without Chris' random access humor? What is it going to sound like a year from now? At this rate, it will be a loose assortment of words, of which half may be actual English.

In the not-too-distant future Chris will eventually devolve into grunts, crude gestures and feces throwing. After Barb dies and Chris has lived alone for a few months to a year there will be a news report from Virginia of a mangy ape that a deceased elderly woman had been illegally keeping as a pet that the authorities discovered while doing a routine house repossession. They'll knock down that door and be greeted by a filthy, naked, feral Chris who had been cuddled up with Barb's mummified corpse in the recliner. Chris will see the authorities and aggressively grunt at them while flinging his own poo towards them. They'll call in animal control who will come in and shoot Chris with a tranquilizer gun, then ship him off to a primate animal preserve to "recover" from the malnurishment and lack of quality care he received since his "owner" passed on.

HONOR ROLL

My ass...

 

[Trilby]

Let's see what's wrong with this joke:
1. "Autobot" and "Autobahn" have nothing to do with each other.

I was already facepalming at the start.

2. Why would a soldier spit on their army's leader. ESPECIALLY one as kill happy as the Nazis. At best, it's a really stupid mistake, and at worst, a death sentence, depending on how on purpose it is.

Certainly a death sentence here. I'm guess Chris didn't realize the song is meant as satire and not the real thing.

3. "Und" is German for "and". "There is and Autobot on the Autobahn" makes no sense. The proper word is some form of the word "ein" (German adjectives have endings depending on the subject's number, gender, and use in the sentence).

"ein" would be correct here, I think Chris was trying for some goofy German accent in the dialogue but got confused over it.

4.The "Russian(?) country". Do you mean the USSR, or even...Russia?

Probably was thinking the Soviet Union and forgot what it was called.

5. No Chris, Hitler being alive past 1945 isn't cool. That would lead to more senseless killing. But if it means Jews like Micheal Snyder aren't around, then I guess that's not so bad. The only way him being alive would be even ok is if he's captured by the allies and sentences to life. But knowing Chris, he'll want the Decepticons to break him out or something.

I bet.

I'm hungover so it's about as witty as I'm going to get.

I'm partial to this animated take (too bad someone had to ruin it with that YouTube stabilization filter).

 

[Orkeosaurus]

An autistic tranny like Chris would have been gassed in short order.

 

[GZ 004]

What if Hitler met the Decepticons... there are tons of Transformers in his room. All it takes is some imagination play and there ya go, that's what happened. But no, too fucking lazy to even play make believe.

Now, we all know what would happen if Chris met Hitler...

Hitler and a few of his nazi pals would point to him and say "Die Chris"

Get it? Because German?

I'm so sorry.

 

[CWCissey]

Someone show Chris that Captain Planet episode with Pornstache Hitler.

 

[Cuntster]

An autist, a tranny and a moron walk into a bar. Barman says "So what will you be having Chris?".