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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I honestly think he was on some agreements with Barb, BUT he also had more access an control of the finances of Barb I wonder just how much of that is legitimately hers and the rest is stuff Chris might have took out in her name.
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I wonder if that's why Barb's family got involved. They were tipped of by companies that Chris was pilfering whatever little Barb had left.
 
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Barb does seem the type to make him sign "something" just so she can leave him alone with his toys and vydia. She knows he wont read it and I cant help but think she doesnt particularly care much about what happens to Chris after she goes.
 
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Not posting all of this because it's too hillarious to post.
But here are some pictures of the new item Chris is selling.
Notice the December 18 date on the certificate.
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Now, the question is.
How much does it sell for?
Take your shots.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Barb does seem the type to make him sign "something" just so she can leave him alone with his toys and vydia. She knows he wont read it and I cant help but think she doesnt particularly care much about what happens to Chris after she goes.
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I'm sure Chris did the exact same thing. I remember when people were claiming that Chris' begathons were a legitimate need to pay off bills and that Barb was twisting his arm. And then he accidentally revealed a hoarded room chock full of toys, and he accidentally doxxed his purchase history of games he purchased but barely played. Truth is, nobody actually cares what happens to Chris. Once people try to paint him as a sympathrtic, creature, 10 other morons reveal his depraived nature.
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Not posting all of this because it's too hillarious to post.
But here are some pictures of the new item Chris is selling.
Notice the December 18 date on the certificate.
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Now, the question is.
How much does it sell for?
Take your shots.
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People are acting like these are rare, fabrege eggs made in Austria during WWII by blinf Jewish psychics.

I hoped these show up on antiques roadshow 200 years from now and an appraiser says. "This is basically cheap junk created by a fat, homosexual who raped his mother. You should be paying me just to touch it as it contaminated with dangerously radioactive levels of autism. and a carcinogenic substance known as Oestrogel"
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Not posting all of this because it's too hillarious to post.
But here are some pictures of the new item Chris is selling.
Notice the December 18 date on the certificate.
View attachment 5651295View attachment 5651297View attachment 5651302
Now, the question is.
How much does it sell for?
Take your shots.
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Eh, doesnt look as cursed as the real thing. The real thing looked like it would give you a curse that would make you the protagonist of a horror movie anthology segment.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Eh, doesnt look as cursed as the real thing. The real thing looked like it would give you a curse that would make you the protagonist of a horror movie anthology segment.
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Yeah they're so soulless and tiny. 3D printed too, that shows how much Chris cares about authenticity and shit. The OG was a work of art as far as cursed artifacts go.
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I'm thinking that they're maybe hollow inside and Caden uses them to ship drugs, I can't believe anyone would spend 40 bucks on that otherwise.
 
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RurkerHivemind said:
Keep Chris away from the Xeno Games!!!!
I don't think Chris can deal with Xenogears but I don't want to risk it.
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No please let him it would be a train wreck.

Sadly I hate to be late to party long time followed Chris but he's just been a sad cow.

Him playing games and comments would be an upswing... Esp something thoughtful like xenogears.
 
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Bassomatic said:
No please let him it would be a train wreck.

Sadly I hate to be late to party long time followed Chris but he's just been a sad cow.

Him playing games and comments would be an upswing... Esp something thoughtful like xenogears.
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As media illiterate as some fans are.......Chris would so bring down the IQ of the Gears Fanbase who RELIGIOUSLY tried to decipher Perfect Works and are STILL trying to better the translations.

To.give a good idea on how deep lore the Xeno Games are,Takahashi wrote down their own in-universe metric system with sharls and had the IRL equivalent be parenthesized.

Recently the amount of Gold Nopon Coins needed for the recent DLC items if you do not have the Noah and Mio Amiibo is the same number as Mythra's Registered Blade Number in Xenoblade 2. Yeah......add that with lore using heavy Abrahmic Scriptures from Kaballah,Gnosticism as well as various old school sci-fi. Yeah. Takahashi was a special kind of autist and his wife Soraya Saga also helped him out till Xenosaga.
 
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Sugriva said:
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SOUL vs. SOULLESS
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Chris and caden are really desperate for paypigs aren't they? They're desperate trying to cash in on ancient christory and yet neither of then know why Chris was such a meme in his heyday. It was because Chris was so inept at making the original sonic totem that it ended up looking hideous but in his little lizard brain it was a masterpiece.

Now because Chris or whoever is making these things is trying to intentionally recreate a disaster it just doesn't have the same heart that the original had.
 
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