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Was Bronycon the one that was just busted for being run by a pedo or something like that?
If so that would make Chris one of the least freaky people there, no wonder he wants to return to those days.
Nah, to my knowledge, Purple Tinker was one of the original founders (and they're one of the first publicly open troons so you already know what to expect) but they parted ways with Bronycon back in 2012 after a big drama shitshow. The last Bronycon was also 2019, almost five years ago.

Other than the laughably bullshit reason for closing that Russian Bronycon that chris has taken up as a call to arms for his G5 protest, I'm not aware of any other cons having drama on the scale of a pedo organizer. But I'm not that well versed on the current convention scene so I may not have the latest info.
 
Was Bronycon the one that was just busted for being run by a pedo or something like that?
If so that would make Chris one of the least freaky people there, no wonder he wants to return to those days.
There was a staffer there that was a pedo: Grizzly the Medic (Chris claimed that he was harrased by him, but only because a bunch of other people talked about Grizzly being a letch.)

The person who (claims to have) founded BronyCon, Purple Tinker, is also a complete piece of shit and he had his own thread and the fandom hates him for being a terrible person.
 
think deep down, he wants G4 to be continued (on his terms, of course, since he's "offered" his help numerous times to Hasbro like they're even paying attention to him)
The same used to be true about sonic for years. How many times did Chris beg to be the lead on a new series of "official" sonichu games? Not knowing that isn't how game design and programming works.

he thinks it'll just be a return to those halcyon days. It can't be understated enough how much he loved Bronycon - it's the MHS reunion he never got, a place where he was openly accepted as being the weird fucker who can't function properly in society.
And even then it's a stretch to even argue if he was openly accepted there. Bronycon in addition to being that mhs reunion plus all the trappings he WISHED he had in life was also essentially the internet without the internet. Freaks, retards, wheelchair bound downies and troons all converged in one place to, if I may paraphrase watchmen, "be human cockroaches discussiing their kiddie and pony porn.

Yes even among THOSE kind of people long before barbgate Chris was an outcast among outcasts. Look at any con photos and aside the brave soul willing to take a selfie with him most people tend to keep their distance from him. And when he asks question at panels you can just see the quests rolling their eyes thinking "Oh God not THIS internet retard...anyone but...Chris chan!"
Bronycon ended when G4 ended, though several ponycons still function (and he's banned from all of them),
And that is just how far Chris has fallen. Even after the courts let him go on dropped charges and the slim but possible chance the barb fucking didn't happen being right there as far as the law is concerned. He still ends up a social pariah. Isolated by those he once looked up too online, banned from the con scene offline.
 
There was a staffer there that was a pedo: Grizzly the Medic (Chris claimed that he was harrased by him, but only because a bunch of other people talked about Grizzly being a letch.)

The person who (claims to have) founded BronyCon, Purple Tinker, is also a complete piece of shit and he had his own thread and the fandom hates him for being a terrible person.

So what I am getting here is the people who run this place even when they are not pedos, are all as messed up as Chris, no wonder he wants to go back there it is the one time in his life he didn't stand out as a freak.

Is Purple Tinker the one who got someone fired for liking a game on Twitter? That seems just like Chris' kind of crowd.
 
The same used to be true about sonic for years. How many times did Chris beg to be the lead on a new series of "official" sonichu games? Not knowing that isn't how game design and programming works.
Idiot wanted to be the 'idea' guy akin to Hideo Kojima (not that I believe Chris even knows who that guy is) and just tell everybody else what he wanted.

Which is also kind of funny when you recall Chris previously said that 'Da Merge' has happened and there are cartoon characters supposedly walking around in real life, akin to - of course - Roger fucking Rabbit. Meaning he shouldn't even NEED Hasbro to drop everything and give him five more cartoon seasons, he should be able to live alongside the damn rainbow colored equines right now. He is literally an omnipotent being, he could make the world into G4 Equestria if he so wanted.

But of course, he can't. He can't do anything. If he really was God, he could simply say "yeah fucking your mom is cool, ok?" and make that shit the 11th commandment. Instead he has to do this insane roundabout multiversal 'Everything Everywhere All At Once' crap about it possibly having happened in another timeline, which he chooses to inhabit any number of at any time simultaneously (making him be more powerful than the fucking God Emperor of Mankind), all just to shove the 'affair with mother' into another fucking universe and be able to say it happened while denying that it happened. Schrodigner's Incest.

At the very least he's so focused on the next great villain in G4 being Vladimir Putin of all people, that he seems to have forgotten Trump exists.
 
Idiot wanted to be the 'idea' guy akin to Hideo Kojima (not that I believe Chris even knows who that guy is) and just tell everybody else what he wanted.

Which is also kind of funny when you recall Chris previously said that 'Da Merge' has happened and there are cartoon characters supposedly walking around in real life, akin to - of course - Roger fucking Rabbit. Meaning he shouldn't even NEED Hasbro to drop everything and give him five more cartoon seasons, he should be able to live alongside the damn rainbow colored equines right now. He is literally an omnipotent being, he could make the world into G4 Equestria if he so wanted.

But of course, he can't. He can't do anything. If he really was God, he could simply say "yeah fucking your mom is cool, ok?" and make that shit the 11th commandment. Instead he has to do this insane roundabout multiversal 'Everything Everywhere All At Once' crap about it possibly having happened in another timeline, which he chooses to inhabit any number of at any time simultaneously (making him be more powerful than the fucking God Emperor of Mankind), all just to shove the 'affair with mother' into another fucking universe and be able to say it happened while denying that it happened. Schrodigner's Incest.

At the very least he's so focused on the next great villain in G4 being Vladimir Putin of all people, that he seems to have forgotten Trump exists.

Wonder how he will react if Trump gets a second term.
I would assume it will depend on if the Pony people he follows on Twitter flip out or not, he seems to decide what he thinks about politics based on what they say and what the popular hashtag is at the time.
 
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Sorry for the double post, but Chris got featured on Equestria Daily's "soapbox" feature.

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Chris' Rant:
MLP G5 Does Not Exist in this very Timeline
By: Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime


Anything MLP G5 is simply not meant to be. The typical reasons include the executives being money-hungry, wanting something "Fresh and New", and competing with the likes of Disney with the video technology and all when they never had to, as well as laying off the original staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot. But moreover, G5 was literally foretold, by me, and everyone agrees after the fact, that it was to be simply awful and out of place. And this is not due to quality of art, story, characters, or whatever. It goes deeper, as not only there is a lot more to explore and chronicle with Princess Twilight Sparkle and everyone else of Equestria and Earth (counting Equestria Girls, because that IS canon, period), including Doctor Wolf and the OCs of the fandom being literally canon. And existent in Equestria, period.

Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls was perfect in quality, Not counting the premature Season 9, Episode 26 "Future" episode, and the additional five seasons that is to be manifested gives it even better quality, character growths and closures. DJ Pon3 has a voice (Jesse Nowacking is the perfect voice actor for her, hands down), Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss and the others interact with everyone in Ponyville, Canterlot and all. Nightstar Sonichu, the Half-Unicorn, Half-Sonichu, with dimensional and psychic powers is there and has personally worked with Twilight and her friends as well. This is not "head-canon", it IS canon in this timeline.

And the resuming of G4 will only bring about better peace and order restoration with everyone, in general, and metaphysically. And on top of that, the executives have lost since G5 began, and they still have the chance to redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply cancelling G5, completely shelving it (like a write-off like Coyote Vs Acme, presently), removing G5 from all streaming services and downloads and removing it from YouTube. The fanbase should cease to produce or even talk about G5 right now, by Divine Will and Timing. I know this, personally.

Nobody asked for G5 nor even Pony Life, and now is the time to resume G4 before everything gets worse, period. This is not just a feeling or opinion, this is cold hard fact from the literal core of this Universe and the core of this Timeline, along with Devine Will. And Drama can go somewhere else with the Toxic ones that linger.

But in short: Forget MLP G5, right now, and no longer acknowledge it, because it does not exist in this Timeline. And Encourage Hasbro to resume Friendship is Magic And Equestria Girls, Right Now. Divine Order, Worldwide Peace, Peace of and withing the Brony Community that I am part of, regardless, along with authentic Love supersedes Greed, Money, and Hatred.

Honestly, I'm sure that Sethisto did this because he thought it was funny.

UPDATE: Sethisto removed Chris' rant.
 
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Chris doesn't know how lucky he is that FiM got 9 fucking seasons which is amazing for any show to get.
Especially an animated series and super especially an animated series that's at least in part a toy advertisement. Usually it's 65 episodes to qualify for syndication and done.
 
I still can't get over the fact this guy thinks he is Jesus Christ, and a woman, and he has godlike powers, but My Little Pony Generation 5 is the one piece of reality he can't explain away or deny.
It's depressing that we live in a world where our Lord Jesus is cucked by a cartoon pony show.
That's the greatest irony of Chris claiming his powers of creation - he is entirely subservient to pop culture he latches onto, like MLP.

He is really quite a powerless god.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of high functioning autism which blasphemes and Spergs at the center of all Cwcville—the boundless CPU Goddess Chris Chan, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who mass debates furiously in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening strumming of plastic guitar and the thin monotonous whine of autistic sighs.
 
Chris doesn't know how lucky he is that FiM got 9 fucking seasons which is amazing for any show to get.


Yeah, most cartoons get canceled after one or two seasons and a lot of the time they end on a cliffhanger.

I am still mad about how they left us hanging with Spectacular Spider-Man and the last Reboot movie.

Chris should count his blessings.

The one and the same. Tinker usually threatens to leave whenever people call him out on his shit but this is the only time he actually fell through with that.


I knew I had seen that name in the news recently.

If anyone is as big a scumbag as Chris it is purple tinker.
 
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Chris doesn't know how lucky he is that FiM got 9 fucking seasons which is amazing for any show to get.
9 seasons, a successful comic series, a successful spin-off that had like five movies and its own series of shorts...oh, and a FEATURE FUCKING FILM. Plus a number of specials.
I have always wondered if it was originally intended to end with season 3 considering it was the only one that had 13 episodes and the others had 26.
The escape hatch for the show was actually the two-part season opener for Season 2. That's why the ending of S2E2 is basically a copy of the ending of Star Wars ANH.

Season 3 being 13 episodes was because of Equestria Girls eating the budget.
 
I am still mad about how they left us hanging with Spectacular Spider-Man and the last Reboot movie.
I'm not if this is the place, but they did continue Reboot in 2019~20 with a live action show about kids who fight computer viruses using the super computer( the supposed mainframe) from the original series. Megabyte returns as the main lackey for the TRUE and HONEST big bad. Who is a super elite haxor who helped build the original setting, and also is the main characters dad. No reference to anything past season 1 is ever made.

It was bad, lasted two seasons before just dying, and killing reboot once and for all.
 
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