Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnOminous]

every interesting thing he has ever done was the result of someone directly fucking with him.

Bullshit. Blarms and Snyder were the funniest things he did and those were almost totally on his own. The only really funny troll-induced things were early on like Asperchu and the Pickle Man. He entered the public consciousness as the Crazy Pacer entirely on his own too. "She Came for CWC" was also entirely his own doing.

And nobody made him fuck his mom. While that was not really funny, it was certainly interesting, I suppose.

Every trolling-induced thing he's done since 2015 has been absolute shit, and now that he is completely controlled by trolls, EVERYTHING is absolute shit.

 

[glue eater]

Bullshit. Blarms and Snyder were the funniest things he did and those were almost totally on his own. The only really funny troll-induced things were early on like Asperchu and the Pickle Man. He entered the public consciousness as the Crazy Pacer entirely on his own too. "She Came for CWC" was also entirely his own doing.

And nobody made him fuck his mom. While that was not really funny, it was certainly interesting, I suppose.

Every trolling-induced thing he's done since 2015 has been absolute shit, and now that he is completely controlled by trolls, EVERYTHING is absolute shit.

All the troll calls the weens think is peak content are fucking boring. There, I said it. Also after getting trolled too hard Chris hid for years and produced no new content even when his house burned down. For years I have debated if trolling was a net negative. Imagine if Chris had stayed the very early YT era Chris, producing videos of how to stay straight. Even in the 00s of supposed golden era, trolls had to poke him and scream at him for weeks for content while he just stress sighed and shat his pants.

Miyamoto saga was pretty funny tho, but it was very low effort trolling.

 

[Kirby]

Blarms and Snyder were the funniest things he did and those were almost totally on his own.

ill agree on that point, "everything" was an overstatement. a lot of the early stuff that he did on his own was funny but even the synder stuff was strongly encouraged by his parents. but looking at the bigger picture people fucking with chris is such a massive reason for his fame and notoriety. if he was just the sonichu attraction sign guy who drank his sperm i think he would have eventually faded into irrelevance.

Every trolling-induced thing he's done since 2015 has been absolute shit, and now that he is completely controlled by trolls, EVERYTHING is absolute shit.

it is shit but it still draws attention which is all that matters now sadly. the more people talk about chris the more value he has as an internet celebrity. also seeing the sphere that lolcows like cyrax and cobra have has made me lose faith in the current generation. im sure to a lot of younger people gaslighting the mentally ill to the point of being nonfunctional to society is the funniest and coolest thing ever

 

[Ammyterasu]

chris used to be very easy to troll so back then you could trick him into believing dumb shit like a fake chris stole his identity or miyamoto wanted to make a sonichu game by simply sending him an email

nowadays if you want to troll chris you need to be a sociopath with infinite free time and not have any moral qualms about gaslighting and doing irreversible damage to the psyche a 42 year old mentally ill man. the only people who fit that criteria are scum of the earth types like bella whose idea of "trolling" chris is making him kill himself.

I agree on that.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Holy hell, 75 dollars for a ticket ALONE? Not even taking into account gas, cost of living and overpriced knick knacks.

Forgive my ignorance, but I better be getting selfies with Twilight Sparkle herself for those prices.

I guess he's banned for life.

Keep in mind that Chris purchased the most expensive $275 tickets for Animate! Raleigh. And the same with Flutter, putting the total at $550.

From other things, TinyHorse is yet again being utilised. This time we have 15 new G5 spam posts, utilising a modified version of the OG message.
"Have you not realized G5 is literally Russian Propaganda; do not even acknowledge #MLPG5. There is evidence on the MLPG5 website. Russian Fliers for even Pony Life Preceeded English Fliers. Everything #MLPG5 needs to be destroyed and trashed like Russian Vodka."

 

[BubbaRobot887]

The fact that Chris is making this much money after he raped his mom without doing any kind of work is just really depressing to me.
There are people working Jobs who don't make this much money, I hate weens!

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Can anyone tell me what Chris' PC setup is?
I am interested but not enough to watch a whole stream of his nonsense.

 

[King Kiwi]

Keep in mind that Chris purchased the most expensive $275 tickets for Animate! Raleigh. And the same with Flutter, putting the total at $550.

Hehe yeah and then they were told to leave.

And then we never saw flutter again.

Oh well, at least Sonichu can't leave him until death.

 

[Optimus Prime]

There is evidence on the MLPG5 website.

Chris can't keep his story straight - he previously stated in one of his rebuttals that G5 is wrong because of 'the timeline' to the point that he has not looked at anything G5...and yet now he's saying there's evidence on the website? How exactly would he know this unless he'd gone there and, y'know, looked at G5?

Part of me wonders if he actually has seen the first movie and it's pissing him off. At the end of the movie, the three gems the ponies spent the whole movie collecting combine into a singular object (supposed to be representing "unity" or something) and by sheer coincidence it looks VERY similar to the icon Chris started associating with his godly persona while in prison. Back when G5 originally came out, I was certain Chris would use this and latch onto it as proof of his accuracy and whatever...instead it looks like the opposite is happening and he's angry about it being co-opted from him. In addition to all the OTHER things that Chris hates about G5 because the son of a bitch just won't grow up.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Hehe yeah and then they were told to leave.

And then we never saw flutter again.

Oh well, at least Sonichu can't leave him until death.

Yeah, she did leave about a week later.

Chris can't keep his story straight - he previously stated in one of his rebuttals that G5 is wrong because of 'the timeline' to the point that he has not looked at anything G5...and yet now he's saying there's evidence on the website? How exactly would he know this unless he'd gone there and, y'know, looked at G5?

Part of me wonders if he actually has seen the first movie and it's pissing him off. At the end of the movie, the three gems the ponies spent the whole movie collecting combine into a singular object (supposed to be representing "unity" or something) and by sheer coincidence it looks VERY similar to the icon Chris started associating with his godly persona while in prison. Back when G5 originally came out, I was certain Chris would use this and latch onto it as proof of his accuracy and whatever...instead it looks like the opposite is happening and he's angry about it being co-opted from him. In addition to all the OTHER things that Chris hates about G5 because the son of a bitch just won't grow up.

Again, as I have said multiple times, he believes this bullshit only because he'd be admitting he's not a psychic otherwise.
In his mind, what happened in the later 5 seasons of MLP G4 was that Twilight transferred her alicorn powers to Applejack.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Lolcowdom itself has gotten so boring that there are times where I wonder if it's even worth it anymore.

I mean the featured articles used to scream things like "Justin yavins dickhead clit has rotted off." "The tenacious unicorn ranch is being featured on vice news." And the classic "Darkside phill in major debt but still racked up a huge chunk of it playing wwe mobile games. "

With chris the only interesting bits are the mlp g5 rants and little slip ups like the "there was no barbussy" rant from yesterday.

Speaking of that what I think lardass is trying to do is play spin doctor with the term and make it seem like he's in on the joke too. Kinda like how he eventually embraced the snorlax label beforehand. Except it's a bit too soon to try and make what you did an in joke about yourself Chris.....and it may never be funny ironically....ever.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Recalculated the stream money: $297,81 and 17 subs.
This is with the media share money added. It's higher tho, as the Eminem vid laster for way longer on screen, just stopped playing. That one could even be like $80. But yeah, for the sake of clarity, and since Paypal does take a bit of money away, I'll say that's about right.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In his mind, what happened in the later 5 seasons of MLP G4 was that Twilight transferred her alicorn powers to Applejack.

Wait, what? When did he ever say that?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Wait, what? When did he ever say that?

 

[King Metalia]

Welp, Praetor did the impossible: they made Chris fucking boring.

Even during the Dimensional Merge saga there were defenders who argued Chris was still interesting, and even 2012-2014 and the jail saga had out-of-left-field insane moments and a lot of information leaked. I've seen nobody argue that the new Praetor Saga is interesting, because what they've done is essentially turn Chris into a generic content creator. And Chris has no skills in that department whatsoever.

The only interesting thing that's come out of this entire saga is speculation on Flutter's identity and that's gone silent ever since she left the picture. I was hoping for some insane shit to come out of the art contest winners, but sadly it doesn't seem like that's the case either.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope Chris gets a new troll if only just to finally drag him away from these chucklefucks. (Please don't ween.)

I still say when Chris went full Troon or "Tom Girl" as he called it was the most boring part of Christory. The content we get today from Chris is just the anticlimactic culmination of the past few years.

 

[BScCollateral]

In his mind, what happened in the later 5 seasons of MLP G4 was that Twilight transferred her alicorn powers to Applejack.

I think he's saying that is a possible future which needs to be averted. I believe his intent was for each of the five remaining Original 6 to be promoted to Alicorn, one per season.

...I actually have an opinion on this. Kill me.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

by sheer coincidence it looks VERY similar to the icon Chris started associating with his godly persona while in prison.

Do you have a screenshot? I thought his Neo Spiritual Christianity symbol was something from Hyperdimension Neptunia.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think he's saying that is a possible future which needs to be averted. I believe his intent was for each of the five remaining Original 6 to be promoted to Alicorn, one per season.

...I actually have an opinion on this. Kill me.

That does line up with the fact he specifically wants five more seasons, instead of the show just continuing endlessly, as well as actively rejecting Pony Life which just ignores G4 proper.

This means that even if Chris got what he's asking for on the surface with Hasbro making five more seasons, it STILL wouldn't be enough to please Chris if it doesn't follow his EXACT plan of making all the main ponies into god queen alicorns. The only scenario where he isn't screaming into the void about ponies at this point is if he actually is put in charge of the revival and given full unquestioned authority of its content, with Hasbro reduced to basically a wallet of infinite money.

Do you have a screenshot? I thought his Neo Spiritual Christianity symbol was something from Hyperdimension Neptunia.

I'll throw something together later when I have time.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Goddamn motherfuck what is that God!!!

Motherfucker holds an art contest and can't draw worth vomit.

His literal shit has more credence. I'm sorry but I thought I was desensitized to Chris. Fucking God this is awful.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris can't keep his story straight - he previously stated in one of his rebuttals that G5 is wrong because of 'the timeline' to the point that he has not looked at anything G5...and yet now he's saying there's evidence on the website? How exactly would he know this unless he'd gone there and, y'know, looked at G5?

Yeah it was that schizo twitter post he made saying that a Russian licensing event (as if that's a weird thing to do for a multinational company) is proof of G5 starting WWIII. The site he linked is the G5 Fandom wiki, not the official Hasbro one, but at least the Russian leak was real (here's a reddit thread talking about it years ago) and not something trolls made up to fuck with him.

Either some enablers sent that link to him or he found it on his own, and that wouldn't surprise me since he actively looks for G5 stuff on twitter's tags to harass its posters.