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atorie said:
Praetor's medallions really are a reflection of current christory. Uninspired, rushed, a sloppy shadow of what once was.
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Current Christory is essentially just Christorians being blue balled without end. It's been like that for the least since Bob died.
 
Crass_and_Champ said:
Newfriends also need to keep in mind that Chris has gone through significant dry spells even before his stint in jail. Before the Blarms pepper spray incident there was almost a two-year period of nothing going on but the occasional Facebook update. Even when the Catherine stuff got leaked it was only over a period of a month or so, iirc.
It's fine to sit back and observe. If you want funny Chris moments, revisit the CWCki. There are thousands of articles to laugh at. Don't poke the cow, and for GodBear's sake read the rules at the bottom of the page.
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Yes this. While Chris is currently under lock and key with the Praetor group. Nothing lasts forever and if there is one truth regarding Chris, its that he eventually fucks things up.
 
its like that album about alzheimers, that’s what this era is like

like it’s not just some whimsical humanoid car crash watching anymore
 
Chris sings a song in Finnish:


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**I have attempted to have the AI Chris Chan voice sing this song, but apparently, this song is too difficult for the AI. So, this one is a Solo track; enjoy. I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

I would make a thread but I don't appear to have sufficient permissions, and I'm not sure it would deserve one, even if I did.
 
Don Herbert said:
Chris sings a song in Finnish:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YxqzPAtC-V8
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**I have attempted to have the AI Chris Chan voice sing this song, but apparently, this song is too difficult for the AI. So, this one is a Solo track; enjoy. I have utilized AI with a fine version of my past voice in this comparison of I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, versus the AI-Generated voice. This series will cover the at least forty learnable languages in Duolingo. And credit to the original songs and respective artists along the way in this Worldwide Musical Journey.

I would make a thread but I don't appear to have sufficient permissions, and I'm not sure it would deserve one, even if I did.
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So that's the second Finnish song he did. Curious.

I think it's clear he filmed both songs at the same time: same hair look, same shirt, same things in background that the overlay fails to cover up
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For comparison, here's how things looked in the music video he uploaded between those two, on April 13th
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And he was spotted with Flutter on March 23rd, so I think there's a very good chance she was there when he recorded them. The added lighting in the background of the Finnish videos also suggests a higher production care than his usual videos.
 
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Keep in mind that those videos are very likely prerecorded way ahead of time, especially with the lazy titles. We still hadn't seen that video from those accidental livestreams yet.
Ammyterasu said:
So that's the second Finnish song he did. Curious.

I think it's clear he filmed both songs at the same time: same hair look, same shirt, same things in background that the overlay fails to cover up
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For comparison, here's how things looked in the music video he uploaded between those two, on April 13th
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And he was spotted with Flutter on March 23rd, so I think there's a very good chance she was there when he recorded them. The added lighting in the background of the Finnish videos also suggests a higher production care than his usual videos.
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TV's Adam West said:
Do you have a single fact to back that up, or are you just being a dumb nigger?
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I actually found the neccesary person but...it seems as if the messages were either scraped, or were in some unavailable server. No evidence for messages that have been leaked about a month ago for example.

Edit 1: Nope, that was all his main wrote.
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Edit 2: Pic of Chris editing Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3. Would upload it to CWCki directly, but it's too large.
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Hey, folks.

Frankly, don't see much stuff we could do nowadays. It's all exhausted.
There's one plan I thought of, well, not I, one of the people that helps me out with research, but it involves Catboy Ranch...

The thing is, Chris is pretty active in there, as evidenced by several bots in there. He also has two accounts there. It was suggested to me to either get someone to take some DM's of his messages there or get a dollar and donate to Keffals for access...
Now, I have no clue which is more realistic and, frankly, I feel disgusted by the thought of having to donate to Keffals...but is there any better option?
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Anyone who gives Keffals money is even dumber than the kids who transition with her instructions.
 
Ammyterasu said:
And he was spotted with Flutter on March 23rd, so I think there's a very good chance she was there when he recorded them. The added lighting in the background of the Finnish videos also suggests a higher production care than his usual videos.
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The best content is when it's freshly inspired. Even beyond Chris. If you wait three weeks or so after "getting inspired", most people just lose steam and don't care anymore.

Unless it's something near and dear to his heart (and bent cock), Chris ain't going to put the effort into it. If he thinks he's going to be able to fuck Flutter, of course he's going to be putting effort into his Finnish lessons.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
The best content is when it's freshly inspired. Even beyond Chris. If you wait three weeks or so after "getting inspired", most people just lose steam and don't care anymore.

Unless it's something near and dear to his heart (and bent cock), Chris ain't going to put the effort into it. If he thinks he's going to be able to fuck Flutter, of course he's going to be putting effort into his Finnish lessons.
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He actually stopped using Duolingo for FInnish about 3 weeks ago.
 
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I actually found the neccesary person but...it seems as if the messages were either scraped, or were in some unavailable server. No evidence for messages that have been leaked about a month ago for example.

Edit 1: Nope, that was all his main wrote.
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Edit 2: Pic of Chris editing Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3. Would upload it to CWCki directly, but it's too large.
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Hmmm... Keffals lost a number of fans, but never lost Chris?
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Ah, Flutter either finally said they weren't fucking or weren't fucking anymore.
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Nha it's just got to the point where he's getting less help so it started to bore him, On Duo at earlier levels you can press the words and get given the exact word it wants after a certain point or expected understanding of a word so it might ask you "Marcus ambulat in foro est" or Marcus walks in the forum, and it will tell you that is the exact words you need but at later levels it will throw other words at you like Walks, Walking, Walked etc as options. He's likely hit that point he can't understand it any more and there is no cheat codes other than being right so he stopped.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Nha it's just got to the point where he's getting less help so it started to bore him, On Duo at earlier levels you can press the words and get given the exact word it wants after a certain point or expected understanding of a word so it might ask you "Marcus ambulat in foro est" or Marcus walks in the forum, and it will tell you that is the exact words you need but at later levels it will throw other words at you like Walks, Walking, Walked etc as options. He's likely hit that point he can't understand it any more and there is no cheat codes other than being right so he stopped.
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This was one of the worst parts of Duolingo. The app has a few questions types that they feed sets of words into. While Duolingo sucks all around, this makes it especially bad for more complicated languages with nuanced grammar. I have a history of studying Japanese up to intermediate level. I never tried the earlier levels but it's horrid at the later levels. For example, they'll ask for an English translation of a sentence, but you could input a grammatically correct English translation but it'll still fail you because it doesn't match up 1 to 1 based on their algorithm. This is exasperated by the retarded mobile game life system and prevents you from using the app if you get too much wrong.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Nha it's just got to the point where he's getting less help so it started to bore him, On Duo at earlier levels you can press the words and get given the exact word it wants after a certain point or expected understanding of a word so it might ask you "Marcus ambulat in foro est" or Marcus walks in the forum, and it will tell you that is the exact words you need but at later levels it will throw other words at you like Walks, Walking, Walked etc as options. He's likely hit that point he can't understand it any more and there is no cheat codes other than being right so he stopped.
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The thing is, ever since about day 20-30, Chris was on the training levels. How did that not bore him...
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
The thing is, ever since about day 20-30, Chris was on the training levels. How did that not bore him...
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So he just grinded all that xp on the easiest difficulty? Wow.

That reminds me the tip on how to get enough money in Pokemon Red/Blue to buy a porygon he wrote in his fake Nintendo magazine:
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People like me who spent time grinding in that game know that's a mind-numbingly boring and too much time-consuming method. The move pay day gives twice the user's level in money each time it's used, and it can only be used 20 times before you have to go back to a pokemon center to recharge. Let's say he used a lv 50 pokemon, that would be 2k coins earned each run. To get 100k coins (it actually is 200k in Red or 130k in Blue, but selling useless items and TMs helps a lot) you would need to make 50 runs. Between travelling to the grinding location (going back from Seafoam Island is easy with fly or teleport, but you can't fast travel to it), keep swapping pokemon to also grind for xp, clicking on the same move for hours, doing it all over again 49 more times... while you can just not go crazy and leave it until you get the endgame grinding method, the Elite 4. I wonder if he really got porygon that way, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
 
sadrefrigerator said:
This was one of the worst parts of Duolingo. The app has a few questions types that they feed sets of words into. While Duolingo sucks all around, this makes it especially bad for more complicated languages with nuanced grammar. I have a history of studying Japanese up to intermediate level. I never tried the earlier levels but it's horrid at the later levels. For example, they'll ask for an English translation of a sentence, but you could input a grammatically correct English translation but it'll still fail you because it doesn't match up 1 to 1 based on their algorithm. This is exasperated by the retarded mobile game life system and prevents you from using the app if you get too much wrong.
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Sounds like the awful auto-check programs I had to use during my introductory physics course in my College Freshman year.

Fucking bullshit would mark your answer wrong for things you couldn't control, like spacing and specific character use (the ones requiring a minus sign were especially bad because I think they were using em dashes instead of simply the dash on the actual keyboard).
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
The thing is, ever since about day 20-30, Chris was on the training levels. How did that not bore him...
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Hyperfocus. For some reason the training absolutely got him focused in which allowed him to keep doing the same thing over and over and over.

Says a lot about how fucking boring his life is being God 2 if he spent that much time on a terrible app.
 
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