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Can Chris really be trolled like the early days? He seems to have become far more cynical by now, and used to basic stuff like doxxing. You'd really need to push it to extremes like the Idea guy stuff to get any entertaining reaction out of him by now. The only kind of early trolling that could work and would be funny may be getting a troll herd of believers who convince Chris that they really believe all his claims because he was right about Ukraine, and get him to start doing online sermons, maybe even rituals to bring world peace, that could be pretty funny.
 
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It's Joever, the wikijannies cleaned it up
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A good reminder that I should always archive fucking everything. At least I could archive (here) the last version before Chris' name was edited out (archive here)
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thanks to their own archival tools. On a minor note, I found that at first they wrote it as Christian "Winston" Chandler, either a typo or trying to obfuscate his name lol
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Their reason for censoring it? "Weight", because yea those extra few bits are such a strain..
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Ammyterasu said:
It's Joever, the wikijannies cleaned it up
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A good reminder that I should always archive fucking everything. At least I could archive (here) the last version before Chris' name was edited out (archive here)
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thanks to their own archival tools. On a minor note, I found that at first they wrote it as Christian "Winston" Chandler, either a typo or trying to obfuscate his name lol
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Their reason for censoring it? "Weight", because yea those extra few bits are such a strain..
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This is just sad.

Wikipedia needs to just give up already, Chris is definitely a somewhat influential enough figure for his own article at least.

That being said though, I do somewhat love seeing how far wiki editors go to make sure he has practically no presence on Wikipedia.
 
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@Zeus Blue Thunder "Christine may color with marker for an upcharge." I don't know why but something about this statement is so indicative of modern Chris, he's charging $300 (an amount the parents of most weens will probably notice on their credit card statements) for a marker drawing. Y'know, the thing he used to produce entire volumes of for free and unprompted.
God, the Financhu Crisis and Twitter role-playing really zapped his creative drive to the extreme.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Uh, that guy who nuked the entry is such a typical power-hungry wikitard admin. Indeed he dropped the mask there at the end when he had no other arguments.
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Death to all weens.
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Somebody on this site is going to end up doxxing him and its going to turn out to be some dude that still lives with his parents or something
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
@Zeus Blue Thunder "Christine may color with marker for an upcharge." I don't know why but something about this statement is so indicative of modern Chris, he's charging $300 (an amount the parents of most weens will probably notice on their credit card statements) for a marker drawing. Y'know, the thing he used to produce entire volumes of for free and unprompted.
God, the Financhu Crisis and Twitter role-playing really zapped his creative drive to the extreme.
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Correction, $275. $300 you get color automatically for.
But then again, you can buy a Nintendo Switch for $275, so what the fuck.
 
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why is wikipedia so against mentioning chris? my guess is to avoid "trolling" or attempts by chris or weens to vandalize the site but documenting the two votes he got at the LPNC hardly seems bad.
 
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BocchiFan842 said:
why is wikipedia so against mentioning chris? my guess is to avoid "trolling" or attempts by chris or weens to vandalize the site but documenting the two votes he got at the LPNC hardly seems bad.
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Someone else probably has an actual answer but I always assumed it came from when he tried to make his own Wikipedia article and they kept deleting it.

So it's either a grudge or they have a permanent ban on anything Chris.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
On that article they go out of their way not to name him, which is wild all things considered.

They probably couldn't get away with not listing him in the sources.
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The give lucas kerfalls a full page without a single trace of his dead name. Yet they don't even have the balls to refer Chris by name instead calling him, "a transgender webcomic artist."

I'm amazed Chris hasn't been more salty about this....the biggest irony of Chris is a salted Wikipedia article that can never be documented on their not because Wikipedia wants nothing to do with hom and the attention he'd bring, but because he pissed them off using his user page to make his own impromptu Wikipedia page.
 
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Sorry for doublepost but we are so back.
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Chris saying "Ink" to refer to his drawings, even though he uses pen.
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Poor taste my ass, look at the first commission in the reviews:
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I think the most surprising of these is that Chris only wants $25 extra for color. WHICH MEANS IT'S $300 WTF
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He’s been a tranny for so many years now and he STILL can’t pass for a woman
BocchiFan842 said:
why is wikipedia so against mentioning chris? my guess is to avoid "trolling" or attempts by chris or weens to vandalize the site but documenting the two votes he got at the LPNC hardly seems bad.
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Naenia Ness said:
Someone else probably has an actual answer but I always assumed it came from when he tried to make his own Wikipedia article and they kept deleting it.

So it's either a grudge or they have a permanent ban on anything Chris.
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I think the reason behind Chris not having a Wikipedia page is because of all the really fucked up things he has done in the past and because there is already the Cwcki which is pretty much a Wikipedia dedicated to Chris
 
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