Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

There was another guy who took photos of the house and he said he worked security at the nearby paper mill and as such was required to do multiple drive-bys on his patrol route.

Wrong. The guy who took pics of Chris's house was driving by the house in both directions because he went fishing.
The security guard never took any pics. All he said was that, in the last two months, in any of his patrols (2 hours near Chris's house), he never saw Chris leave the premises.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's one thing to have an accidental sighting or to drive on that road once in a while, but the guy was going overboard. I quote from his 2nd sighting




Come on, let the redditors do shit like that.

I do agree that this is borderline stalking and that TwistedFreak cease going to take photos of Chris - especially since the last one actually wasn't even of Chris's car.

Wrong. The guy who took pics of Chris's house was driving by the house in both directions because he went fishing.
The security guard never took any pics. All he said was that, in the last two months, in any of his patrols (2 hours near Chris's house), he never saw Chris leave the premises.

I appreciate the correction.

 

[Fortyone]

Now I just picture an army of drones desending upon Caden's house with the sound of Chris saying "Julie" playing.

Seems like drones would be the only secure way for weens to screw with him near the property for sure, god forbid they start doing drone drops on him. I think Caden/the tard wranglers will move him soon if he keeps getting heat there, but we'll have to see.

I'm wondering if Caden and the wranglers are doing this for profit at this point (and if so when they will abandon him as he's becoming a boring shut-in and the geno series has concluded) or if it's really just a way to "claim" Chris as their own private cow that the dirty public aren't allowed to get involved in. They could also be farming their own content for a huge media dump/drip feed behind a paywall but that has yet to be seen.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Seems like drones would be the only secure way for weens to screw with him near the property for sure, god forbid they start doing drone drops on him. I think Caden/the tard wranglers will move him soon if he keeps getting heat there, but we'll have to see.

I'm wondering if Caden and the wranglers are doing this for profit at this point (and if so when they will abandon him as he's becoming a boring shut-in and the geno series has concluded) or if it's really just a way to "claim" Chris as their own private cow that the dirty public aren't allowed to get involved in. They could also be farming their own content for a huge media dump/drip feed behind a paywall but that has yet to be seen.

I mean, the theory this is an elaborate money laundering scheme is still out there, which would justify the costs of housing an unrepetant tard like Chris.

Hell, the only reason Chris has so much heat on him right now is because he was AWOL for a month or so, then suddenly popped up in Dallas of all places.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I'll spare you the ealrier posts and comments relating to the matter, but Fang pinged Chris about the Gen 5 AI shit. Chris is of course believing this will lead to more of Gen 4 and not Hasbro cancelling MLP forever.

 

[King Kiwi]

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I'll spare you the ealrier posts and comments relating to the matter, but Fang pinged Chris about the Gen 5 AI shit. Chris is of course believing this will lead to more of Gen 4 and not Hasbro cancelling MLP forever.

"Ma'am, we're foreclosing on the house your landlord purchased due lack of payment. You'll have to vacate the area in 24 hours."

Chris: "As prophesized."

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

"Ma'am, we're foreclosing on the house your landlord purchased due lack of payment. You'll have to vacate the area in 24 hours."

Chris: "As prophesized."

"Pee is stored in the balls.
As prophesized."

 

[King Kiwi]

"Pee is stored in the balls.
As prophesized."

Weens come in all shapes and sizes and are the only people who have a smaller dick then Caden.

As a general rule.

I tried to see if My Little pony five was even still kicking and to tell you the truth I can't tell.

There's some information that says it ended in summer of last year and then there's one article that says that has some other content coming out between March and June of this year.

It doesn't have rainbow dash so I don't care.

 

[innocent jogger]

Seems like drones would be the only secure way for weens to screw with him near the property for sure, god forbid they start doing drone drops on him.

They could send in one of those bomb disarming robots to scream JULAY at him and steal his "SONCIHU" tard plates.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I tried to see if My Little pony five was even still kicking and to tell you the truth I can't tell.

There's some information that says it ended in summer of last year and then there's one article that says that has some other content coming out between March and June of this year.

From what I can tell (and I only come into contact with pony things through Christory so I'm not sure) G5 is still going. For some reasons it had two animated series (same characters etc) going on at the same time: one in CGI, which is the one cancelled after the AI fiasco, and one made in CalArts style cartoons, way cheaper to make, the episodes are shorter which appeals to baby zoomers and seems to be popular on youtube. Poor Chris will keep seething.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

From what I can tell (and I only come into contact with pony things through Christory so I'm not sure) G5 is still going. For some reasons it had two animated series (same characters etc) going on at the same time: one in CGI, which is the one cancelled after the AI fiasco, and one made in CalArts style cartoons, way cheaper to make, the episodes are shorter which appeals to baby zoomers and seems to be popular on youtube. Poor Chris will keep seething.

It's unknown which versions of the Tell your Tale are AI for sure, we know that some aren't. I know of US and Polish (listened to the bit of dub and then confirmed on the wiki), and France is thus far the only one confirmed to be AI.

 

[Fortyone]

They could send in one of those bomb disarming robots to scream JULAY at him and steal his "SONCIHU" tard plates.

That seems awfully high effort for reddit weens, I imagine the worst they would do is drop a paint/shit filled water balloon or something. In general intrest in Chris has been waning since his release so I doubt we'll see anything like that.

 

[Lou Sassle]

Just for anyone wondering a high power Amazon or eBay laser pointer will almost instantly destroy the cameras. All you have to do is point at the lense and hold it there for a minute. Chris was gracious enough to show you the exact area to stand outside of.

Also Hi Chris. Would you make an account and explain yourself to us. We all want to know why.

 

[AnOminous]

Hey that's a great idea.

At the very least come and defend your honor after Chris calls you out!

He should prove he's not intimidated by going there again and taking a shit on his lawn.

 

[King Kiwi]

He should prove he's not intimidated by going there again and taking a shit on his lawn.

No one could have said it better.

Defend thy honor, damnit.

 

[Fosteryou]

Weens come in all shapes and sizes and are the only people who have a smaller dick then Caden.

As a general rule.

I tried to see if My Little pony five was even still kicking and to tell you the truth I can't tell.

There's some information that says it ended in summer of last year and then there's one article that says that has some other content coming out between March and June of this year.

It doesn't have rainbow dash so I don't care.

I can't tell either, but that's because I didn't check. G5 gives me sensory overload.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Too bad it's legal to take photos publicly.

Also the statement was written by Caden 100%

 

[D is for Stupid]

So Chris has the cheapest security cams you can buy. He doesn't have plates for sure. The pics of the jeep are more blurry then his big foot looking pics.


Edi: I know because I had them and so have others I know. Had because after 2 years the power supply killed all the cameras.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I have a challenge for all the kiwis here! Find a more disturbing paragraph on the Cwcki then this.

 

[The Dude]

If Chris doesn't want people taking photos of his fat bumblefuck self, then he'd better never leave the house ever again. Once he leaves the house he is out in public, and he has no legal right to privacy out in public. It's perfectly legal for strangers to take photos of Chris (or anyone else for that matter) out in public without his consent. That includes people driving by the house on a highway that is public property taking photos of him standing outside the house, stores, airliners, malls, gas stations, or anywhere else considered "out in public". The only time it becomes illegal is if he is inside the house or the backyard and someone trespasses to get the photos. Don't like it? Stay in the house. Otherwise, it's tough titty for Chris.