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Isn't it in Praetor's interest to make Chris more normal? They don't seem to be relying on his insanity to make money, they need him to actually work consistently.
Think about why people are interested in Chris, and why that would not be in Praetor's best interests. If he's not going crazy in a mall or fucking his mom people will get bored quick, only a small subset give a shit about Sonichu.
 
Isn't it in Praetor's interest to make Chris more normal? They don't seem to be relying on his insanity to make money, they need him to actually work consistently.
Seems counterintuitive.

Chris needs to be wacky in order to be relevant, at least in the eyes of the people who follow him or anticipate his craziness.

But then you see Chris sitting quietly in an airport or taking groceries from the back of a car, deciding to snap a picture of him as you drive by his home.

That seems counterintuitive to keeping Chris interesting.
 
Seems counterintuitive.

Chris needs to be wacky in order to be relevant, at least in the eyes of the people who follow him or anticipate his craziness.

But then you see Chris sitting quietly in an airport or taking groceries from the back of a car, deciding to snap a picture of him as you drive by his home.

That seems counterintuitive to keeping Chris interesting.
It is counterintuitive, but I'm just speaking based on what they've done so far. Chris hasn't been given any outlets to keep being crazy, they're not forcing him to stream or tweet. Their, and his, revenue stream only consists of merchandise and commissions from what I know. If they want to him to finish his commissions fast and efficient, then they only benefit by attempting to make him normal. They don't seem to have the balls, or the intention, to actually profit off his insanity actively.,
 
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Seems counterintuitive.

Chris needs to be wacky in order to be relevant, at least in the eyes of the people who follow him or anticipate his craziness.

But then you see Chris sitting quietly in an airport or taking groceries from the back of a car, deciding to snap a picture of him as you drive by his home.

That seems counterintuitive to keeping Chris interesting.
I don’t disagree with you but it doesn’t seem to be stopping idiots from donating to Chris‘s livestreams or buying overpriced junk from him.
 
is there any reason to believe it's not true? aside from 'it wouldn't benefit the grand fucking council'
If it was just some random girl who wanted to help a deeply mentally ill man, why would she agree to travel long distances alone with him? She showed up with Chris at the North Carolina convention (and was actively trying to hide from cameras) and Chris mentioned in the BABScon email exchange he would have come with a female friend who absolutely would have been Flutter. That's a far greater level of commitment than I'd expect for a purely casual association for the local town idiot.
It is counterintuitive, but I'm just speaking based on what they've done so far. Chris hasn't been given any outlets to keep being crazy, they're not forcing him to stream or tweet. Their, and his, revenue stream only consists of merchandise and commissions from what I know. If they want to him to finish his commissions fast and efficient, then they only benefit by attempting to make him normal. They don't seem to have the balls, or the intention, to actually profit off his insanity actively.,
Which is why I remain convinced the whole etsy store thing is a front for drug money laundering, with a side of legitimate business to provide additional cover for Caden's actions. As long as Chris isn't dead, his legacy will provide context for why anybody would want this CWC-themed garbage, and the cops aren't going to look any further into it unless they have good reason to.


Are the medallions real life SCP objects?
Only if Chris handmade them.
 
I don’t disagree with you but it doesn’t seem to be stopping idiots from donating to Chris‘s livestreams or buying overpriced junk from him.
But we have to disagree sometimes!

I think the people that donate do so only to piss us off or they're hoping for some kind of classic Chris meltdown.

They are better off coming through the archives of Sonichu.com or looking for other lulcows.

Chris is our pet lulcow and like my retarded uncle but I'm too caught up in his crazy life to ever completely get rid of him.

He's one of the few remaining pillars of old internet and I refuse to disband willingly till I have my conclusion of his sad, sorry life.
 
I don’t disagree with you but it doesn’t seem to be stopping idiots from donating to Chris‘s livestreams or buying overpriced junk from him.
God Praetors getting money really pisses me off. It GRINDS my gears. Why couldn't one of you be rich and just buy him a house for free instead? I don't know what those nasty Praetors are doing to Chris and it scares me.
 
Turns out Chris owns (and plays) Minecraft for PC. Totally useless info, thank me later.
 

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Someone seems to somehow have in their possession the VHS of the infamous Animal Crossing documentary Chris sent to Nintendo Power and they put it on auction on Ebay

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I don't know, it seems weird to me that tape is still around. Unless maybe he also gave a copy of it to a friend/acquaintance? On the other hand, it would be a weird thing to bother counterfeiting.
 
why is it that Chris is in a house with cameras, afraid of public appearances and only allowing controlled interactions through his handlers?

this is ridiculous, and yet he keeps gaining an audience despite the fact that he's a motherfucker.

I'm literally confused and perplexed by all this but then again, this is the internet where people do some pretty stupid shit for clout so what do I know.
 
why is it that Chris is in a house with cameras, afraid of public appearances and only allowing controlled interactions through his handlers?

this is ridiculous, and yet he keeps gaining an audience despite the fact that he's a motherfucker.

I'm literally confused and perplexed by all this but then again, this is the internet where people do some pretty stupid shit for clout so what do I know.

Idk, same mentality assholes like Marvin and Null had when they were protecting the faggot.
 
Someone seems to somehow have in their possession the VHS of the infamous Animal Crossing documentary Chris sent to Nintendo Power and they put it on auction on Ebay
I don't know, it seems weird to me that tape is still around. Unless maybe he also gave a copy of it to a friend/acquaintance? On the other hand, it would be a weird thing to bother counterfeiting.
It would be absolutely nuts if that is the original tape he sent into Nintendo, but I'm extremely skeptical. The seller is Canadian, so how did the tape end up there? It looks like it's in really good condition, but I'm not an expert on tape degradation. For what it's worth, the seller has good feedback and seems to specialize in selling old rare DVDs and VHS tapes. I really doubt that Chris ever made a copy.
 
Someone seems to somehow have in their possession the VHS of the infamous Animal Crossing documentary Chris sent to Nintendo Power and they put it on auction on Ebay

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I don't know, it seems weird to me that tape is still around. Unless maybe he also gave a copy of it to a friend/acquaintance? On the other hand, it would be a weird thing to bother counterfeiting.
Put it on YouTube so we can archive it.
 
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It would be absolutely nuts if that is the original tape he sent into Nintendo, but I'm extremely skeptical. The seller is Canadian, so how did the tape end up there? It looks like it's in really good condition, but I'm not an expert on tape degradation. For what it's worth, the seller has good feedback and seems to specialize in selling old rare DVDs and VHS tapes. I really doubt that Chris ever made a copy.
Even if it's the original, the quality in VHS degrades everytime you play it and degrades just sitting around. Honestly if you want a high quality rip you are better off using AI on the best digital copy available. Then again if it's original, it's a horcrux worth owning
 
Idk, same mentality assholes like Marvin and Null had when they were protecting the faggot.
Marvin and Null were trying to keep anyone else from doing what the Idea Guys did, and didn't want to see Chris losing the house or thrown in jail (I know, I know, hindsight and all that). It's a little different from keeping him in a box, not releasing any content, and having him make medallions for your Etsy business.
Speaking of, how the fuck was Caden able to buy the Big Island house in the first place? Trust fund baby? I know he's not the sole owner, but he's basically a kid and houses aren't cheap.
 
The video is already hosted on YouTube.
I believe this is sourced from the "Yup, I'm on TV" DVD (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler...Yep,_I'm_on_TV_:)) Given the feature in Nintendo Power, I must be wrong in my previous assumption that Chris never made a copy, since there must be the video he sent to Nintendo Power (unless they sent it back for some reason) as well as the tape he got footage from to make the DVD (the 'documentary' is from 2003 and the DVD is from 2007).
 
Sorry for the doublepost, and I hope this doesn't count as gayops, but I messaged the seller and they said the tape is "close to two and a half hours in length" but the actual video is only one hour long (this matches up with the video linked by the CWCki). The rest of the tape is just blank.
 
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