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FinnSven said:
I was trying to get AI to do something like this, but it kept coming up with a horrible mess.
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Unfortunately my actual drawing skills probably aren't much better than Chris.

They're passable but I wouldn't get anything I draw tattooed on me.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I have no idea what's going on right now. Someone, please explain.
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You're usually the one on top of things Zeus.

I think we're all just a little starved for Chris content. This is an interesting diversion and because we want Chris to give us a reaction, there's a possibility he won't.
 
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Breadbassket said:
Using publicly available information and the information available at this time, all signs point to a man named David Cadenhead being the person behind SonichuSolutions.
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So I think we can confirm it is one David W Cadenhead (Archive) of Alvarado, TX. To start the Sonichu Solutions Etsy (Archive) points us to the Dallas, TX area. There are other David Cadenheads in Texas but the age doesn't quite match. However if we move down to potential relations we get one Amanda E Cadenhead (archive) reportedly in Horizon City, Texas. A bit of a haul from Dallas, but this appears to be an artifact. She is on the directory for the Burleson, TX public library. (Archive) The Burleson, Texas chamber of commerce has a spotlight on her. (Archive) The following image is included and is most definitely the woman working the booth:
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BelUwUga said:
So I think we can confirm it is one David W Cadenhead (Archive) of Alvarado, TX. To start the Sonichu Solutions Etsy (Archive) points us to the Dallas, TX area. There are other David Cadenheads in Texas but the age doesn't quite match. However if we move down to potential relations we get one Amanda E Cadenhead (archive) reportedly in Horizon City, Texas. A bit of a haul from Dallas, but this appears to be an artifact. She is on the directory for the Burleson, TX public library. (Archive) The Burleson, Texas chamber of commerce has a spotlight on her. (Archive) The following image is included and is most definitely the woman working the booth:
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"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."

Naenia Ness said:
Some tape salesman is claiming to be selling the Animal Crossing tape Chris submitted to Nintendo Power hence the autism dedicated to figuring out if that shit is real, and some other group unaffiliated with Chris/Praetor set up a booth at a Dallas convention selling bootleg medallions with a cute little man made horror on full display.

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Its not that hard, do keep up.
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Yeah, the first one, do we even care if it's real or not? It's not Christory related. Chris had a VCR that he probably lost, then transfered the master onto a DVD poorly.
Second, while it's funny that it's Dallas, I don't think Caden has enough IQ to have a totally independent seller of Sonichu be another forray into Etsy shit.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Yeah, the first one, do we even care if it's real or not? It's not Christory related. Chris had a VCR that he probably lost, then transfered the master onto a DVD poorly.
Second, while it's funny that it's Dallas, I don't think Caden has enough IQ to have a totally independent seller of Sonichu be another forray into Etsy shit.
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I kinda care about the VHS being real, only for the curiosity of it. It's probably not real, but I'd like that to be confirmed before we totally discount it.

Also, like I said Sonichu Solutions is independent of Praetor, meaning Chris/Caden aren't getting a single cent from the whole thing. It might just be a weird coincidence that Chris has been there recently but eh who knows.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
Also, like I said Sonichu Solutions is independent of Praetor, meaning Chris/Caden aren't getting a single cent from the whole thing. It might just be a weird coincidence that Chris has been there recently but eh who knows.
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You get out of the curse if you manage to pass it on to at least two people before it kicks in.
 
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BelUwUga said:
So I think we can confirm it is one David W Cadenhead (Archive) of Alvarado, TX. To start the Sonichu Solutions Etsy (Archive) points us to the Dallas, TX area. There are other David Cadenheads in Texas but the age doesn't quite match. However if we move down to potential relations we get one Amanda E Cadenhead (archive) reportedly in Horizon City, Texas. A bit of a haul from Dallas, but this appears to be an artifact. She is on the directory for the Burleson, TX public library. (Archive) The Burleson, Texas chamber of commerce has a spotlight on her. (Archive) The following image is included and is most definitely the woman working the booth:
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I know that the farms used to find these people to protect Chris from being taken advantage of. But these people aren't trying to become orbiters or trying to give Chris some money. As long as Chris isn't involved I think people who are selling stuff that Chris has no access to or can profit from shouldn't have their faces/information plastered around.

Especially since Caden may try to send them a cease and desist or Chris will try to blackmail/demand a cut of the profits.
 
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The Dude said:
The curse can't pass to you if you never wear the medallion. Rakeita was fine until he wore the damn thing. Hang it on a wall or put it in a display box and you'll be fine.
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Merely possessing it curses you. And now, the mere fact that you will possess one in the future does. Look at Diddler Dax.
 
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Felonious Bolus said:
Owning an original Chris-Chan™️ drawing is going to be worth real money in the near future i'm calling it now
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Glassshardballpit said:
Unfortunately my actual drawing skills probably aren't much better than Chris.

They're passable but I wouldn't get anything I draw tattooed on me.
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Sucking at something is the first step to being good at something, just keep trying and have fun with it and you'll grow. Unless your Chris-chan, if your Chris-chan then the rules are different.
 
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AnOminous said:
Merely possessing it curses you. And now, the mere fact that you will possess one in the future does. Look at Diddler Dax.
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Joke's on you, I have no interest in owning anything related to "Christory". My Autism is geared towards other things, thank you.
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
As long as Chris isn't involved I think people who are selling stuff that Chris has no access to or can profit from shouldn't have their faces/information plastered around
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In that way I see it as Chris’s problem.
And I suppose it’s now Caden’s problem.

These randoms are grifting off Chris’s brand and notoriety.
Far as I see it, if Chris objects, it’s his responsibility to prevent these people.
 
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