Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

While keeping track of the Etsy store's inventory, I noticed a review of a "medallion made by chris" looking really bad.

I was on the fence before but for sure caden is selling bootleg garbage. It's nothing like the ones on sale. I guess he can't get Chris to crank them out anymore.

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Again, not made by Chris.
Blame Cabell who is forced to do this shit.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Autism creature.
Yup, it's basically an autism meme.
Screams "Yippie" when happy.

let me guess
the target audience is 100% quirk blob "girl autism" girlies

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He legit belived a girlfriend turned wife woukd do everything for him while the most he contributed to the relationship was his shit comics

Plus his shit encrusted underwear in the laundry bin.

 

[Cybertonia]

Funny the moment his scam got exposed he cried muh mentals.

Doubt anything will come of it with eBay but at least you exposed a fraud so good on you for that at least.

The curse of Chris-chan body count increases by 1. All they had to do was continue to hawk fake tapes on ebay but no, they just had to get Chris-chan autists involved...

 

[The Lawgiver]

While keeping track of the Etsy store's inventory, I noticed a review of a "medallion made by chris" looking really bad.

I was on the fence before but for sure caden is selling bootleg garbage. It's nothing like the ones on sale. I guess he can't get Chris to crank them out anymore.

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at least they finally tried getting the eyes right lmao. Still off and using the mass produced mold press shit technique. These might be the ones chris "made" using the pre-made mold provided by the praetor guys but certain stylings and the very specific kind of shitty brush strokes chris is known for aren't present despite the paint being sloppy.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

In my everlasting autism, I managed to post it in the wrong thread. Oops.
Now, that out of the way...
Is he even more fucked than before, or is Sockness now somehow involved?
And also, why China?
Keep in mind that the only way through which Chris could have possibly hated China is due to Geno Samuel.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Lol I didn't realize too. Reposting my comment from the other thread

And also, why China?

It was some time ago he praised the Chinese for being spiritually open or something like that, as opposed to the Russians who are all evil people who banned religion and closed down all the churches in their country (he thinks that's what is happening now, not back in Soviet Russia).

But talk about false advertisement, I watched that whole new age mumbo jumbo slop of a video and not once it mentioned China or its energy field in it. The only vaguely interesting thing I heard is that the narrator implies he was Merlin the wizard in a past life. Chris mentioned him several times over the years in relation to the Merge, iirc he thinks he's the one who made the "iron courtain" between the dimensions.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Lol I didn't realize too. Reposting my comment from the other thread


It was some time ago he praised the Chinese for being spiritually open or something like that, as opposed to the Russians who are all evil people who banned religion and closed down all the churches in their country (he thinks that's what is happening now, not back in Soviet Russia).

But talk about false advertisement, I watched that whole new age mumbo jumbo slop of a video and not once it mentioned China or its energy field in it. The only vaguely interesting thing I heard is that the narrator implies he was Merlin the wizard in a past life. Chris mentioned him several times over the years in relation to the Merge, iirc he thinks he's the one who made the "iron courtain" between the dimensions.

Isn't the open practice of religion banned in China while Russia has its own orthodox sect of Christianity?


Well whatever the situation I'm sure this is just Chris desperate for any kind of validation that his delusions of being the all powerful Jesus reborn as a sonic pokemon abomination isn't the rantings of total

L.

 

[Naenia Ness]

It was some time ago he praised the Chinese for being spiritually open or something like that, as opposed to the Russians who are all evil people who banned religion and closed down all the churches in their country (he thinks that's what is happening now, not back in Soviet Russia).

It really shouldn't surprise me that he believes Russia is still the USSR in some capacity, but somehow I keep getting surprised.

Love that Merlin has popped up again though lol.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Isn't the open practice of religion banned in China while Russia has its own orthodox sect of Christianity?


Well whatever the situation I'm sure this is just Chris desperate for any kind of validation that his delusions of being the all powerful Jesus reborn as a sonic pokemon abomination isn't the rantings of total

L.

Exactly, people on twitter pointed it out to him and posted google maps pics of all the churches just in central Moscow but Chris being Chris he doesn't care.

 

[A Grey Cat]

but Chris being Chris he doesn't want to admit he was wrong.

Fixed

 

[D is for Stupid]

Interesting, Chris has not been active on minecraft and the store has restocked on all medallions ans comic 0. Someone has visited him and dropped off items to autograph and ship.

Edit: more amiibos too.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It was some time ago he praised the Chinese for being spiritually open or something like that, as opposed to the Russians who are all evil people who banned religion and closed down all the churches in their country

chris very often simply thinks what is expected of him to think, keep that in mind whenever he says anything
russia is now (and has been for a while, but especially so now) the big bad of american and european politics, so he probably hears about it a lot and thinks he oughta believe it
china on the other hand released a LOT of propaganda about how good it is and it's nto hard to come by it

 

[BubbaRobot887]

chris very often simply thinks what is expected of him to think, keep that in mind whenever he says anything
russia is now (and has been for a while, but especially so now) the big bad of american and european politics, so he probably hears about it a lot and thinks he oughta believe it
china on the other hand released a LOT of propaganda about how good it is and it's nto hard to come by it

Just ignore the literal slave camps Chris, China is great!

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

While keeping track of the Etsy store's inventory, I noticed a review of a "medallion made by chris" looking really bad.

I was on the fence before but for sure caden is selling bootleg garbage. It's nothing like the ones on sale. I guess he can't get Chris to crank them out anymore.

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Honestly, I’m not even sure if Chris and Caden even speak that often.

 

[King Kiwi]

Honestly, I’m not even sure if Chris and Caden even speak that often.

That's been my guess for a while.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Just ignore the literal slave camps Chris, China is great!

russia is where there were once gulags, he recalls hearing about that in school so that stuck
china is where they make the cool robots and chip-picker-upper-er's i don't see the issue

remember this is the guy who described ww2 as "guns, insults and... yuck...."
that sounds like the description of the average COD lobby

 

[Optimus Prime]

remember this is the guy who described ww2 as "guns, insults and... yuck...."
that sounds like the description of the average COD lobby

Chris probably thinks that WWII was basically just one big game of COD.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Chris probably thinks that WWII was basically just one big game of COD.

I love the Hitler ween medallion so much.
It belongs in some Wehraboo’s Nazi Memorabilia collection right next to a Knight’s Cross and a cannister of Zyklon-b delousant.

 

[Hamstirer]

Farms. I simply do not get you.
A fellow shows up with a Chris sign at a WWE. Gets doxxed with a simple pic.
Caden and Flutter literally manipulate Chris for monetary gain and the former is on probation which he frequently breaks. Nothing happens.
I swear, either the Farms is too incompetent to do anything and the spergouts are a work of a higher deity, or lal of you are Caden's pawns, doxxing random weens while protecting the big baddy.

Nobody is stopping you from going to big Island, rescuing Chris, and become Jesus to pants shitting retards everywhere. Have'ater bud.