Containment Random Chris Updates

[StarDog]

Actually, yeah, hadn't noticed at first.
Yup, def AI now.
Sorry, Chris, but AI is very obvious to spot and nobody falls for it.
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You're also a hypocrite.
Just a few anti AI posts Chris has liked on both his main and tinyhorse:

https://vxtwitter.com/EquestriaDaily/status/1795575782129234088

https://vxtwitter.com/CosmicKeyframe/status/1756487437445107826

https://vxtwitter.com/MadMunchkinArt/status/1746951546091323797

https://vxtwitter.com/flutterbunney/status/1758902839428989162

Hell, even a few reposts on his Twitter, like this one:

https://x.com/EquestriaDaily/status/1802070533955264653

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It makes sense that someone with the artistic abilities of the average 5th grader wouldn’t grasp the moral implications of AI generated art. Even a rudimentary AI generated Sonichu comic would likely be more legible and composed then Chris’ best works.

I guess he isn’t too concerned of being replaced by Skynet… because even a massive amalgamation of most art ever posted on the internet can’t reproduce the batshit fuckery that his mind spits out narratively. Even robots can’t comprehend the wild ride Chris’ life is.

 

[inbred_autist]

Look, Chris can drive, dress himself... At least the mechanics of it, could respond clearly and... Intelligently to the officers. Go grocery shopping and do ordinary things.

He may be on a never-ending quest to not be normal... But at the end of the day there's nothing about him that truly stands out.

Yes, he tries very hard not to be your average rando.

But Chris as a person, without all the embellishments and self-declared accomplishments and accolades, is just like you and me.

He's a human being, for better or for worse.

That's sort of why I find the body cam stuff a little underwhelming. This is not Chris at his peak crazy, this is Chris at his saddest and loneliest.

Sometimes I think we should call off the witch hunt for Flutter. I think that's a mindset of some people anyways.

I don't want to be the end of Christory or anything, but come on... Was there anything really spectacular about that video that we haven't seen and in far more flamboyant feats of tard rage?

Although I do like the fact that we know now that it was probably the thought of being tased that made him more compliant than he would have otherwise been.

And this being rather hypocritical as is a short time before he was taken in he wanted to get tased and go to another dimension with magic stones.

You can see his arms crossed and ankles crossed leaning in the door jab like he's one cool bad girl or something to that effect.

Sassy Nick, indeed.

Those cops probably knew immediately that he was going to try to do something and put a stop to it quickly.

When it came right down to it, Chris was deferential when met with a plausible threat.

All-powerful Goddess, indeed indeed.

yea my IQ is 77 and I cant drive or work and do many things. I'd bet his IQ is in the 80s. basically he's black.

 

[Outland Cow]

the hands are good enough.
Plus, little randomness in the presentation.

Hands have been solved for like a year and half now.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Hands have been solved for like a year and half now.

True, but they still fuck up occassionaly.
Hadn't had much issues when I experimented eith Stable Diffusion myself.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Although I do like the fact that we know now that it was probably the thought of being tased that made him more compliant than he would have otherwise been.

And this being rather hypocritical as is a short time before he was taken in he wanted to get tased and go to another dimension with magic stones.

Chris didn't want to get tased, he just wanted to try tasing his quartz crystals. The Watchmen kept complaining that tasing the crystals was a safety risk, so he claimed it was fine since he's part-electric. Then one of the Watchmen made a stupid comment that he ought to tase himself on video and Chris half-jokingly said he'd do it and repeated that he's part-electric. I think he was talking shit to try to get the Watchmen off his back and didn't fully believe in what he was saying. When the cop pointed the taser at him, Chris realized he could be hurt so he didn't bother to make the part-electric claim.

 

[King Kiwi]

When the cop pointed the taser at him, Chris realized he could be hurt so he didn't bother to make the part-electric claim.

God, the missed opportunity of the decade.

Thanks for clarifying.

Or should I say, enlightening. Hahahaha

 

[Monolith]

2nd picture is obvi AI too, weird food composition in the plates and she has 6 fingers on one hand. And here I thought the technology was advanced enough to fix the hands problem.

Here's what I got prompting Craiyon for "hand."

And a couple more from Stable Diffusion 1.5, just to be sure.


It's a recurring problem that's hard to fix, because tl;dr it's easy to generate something hand-like, but hard to generate a hand in a specific position (since there are so many possible positions).

 

[Codify]

His official YouTube account has officially reached 100k, we let this happen people.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

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His official YouTube account has officially reached 100k, we let this happen people.

I'm sorry, but you're about 5 days too late.
Hell, Chris talked about it on Twitter the same day.
Also, use thumbnails.

 

[StarDog]

His official YouTube account has officially reached 100k, we let this happen people.

A bit late, just like the man himself. It only took nearly… what, 20+ years of content creation… maybe 15 or so years on the platform (even if this is his 2nd or 3rd channel. Can’t remember)

Regardless, my two cents… That’s small change for a true YouTuber, chump change for the reincarnation of a digitized messiah. My question is if YT will actually give him a button and how long it’ll take him to sell it once Caden kicks him out.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm sorry, but you're about 5 days too late.
Hell, Chris talked about it on Twitter the same day.
Also, use thumbnails.

Yep, and now he's tweeting his Tarot cards of Twalalala I can't hear you! And if I act like nothing is wrong then that means nothing's wrong.

 

[Ammyterasu]

From the bodycam thread:

Chris made the Daily Mail!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13757591/youtuber-chris-chan-arrest-footage-past-incest-allegations.html

Edit: archived it

https://archive.ph/olq48

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He’s smart enough to engage with the trolls anymore and keep his private life private now,

Smart is not the word, it took Mongo decades plus a year and a half in jail to learn that if he pisses on the carpet he gets smacked with a rolled paper. And even with that, he probably doesn't even fully grasps why.

He's a human being

Wait, I don't follow...

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Due to the length of the post, I will not post the full screenshot.
But here's the link.

And here's the full text, for easier reading.

I had s realization recently. I realized that I did have a good number of decent, actual in-person friends over the years, and I have a few good ones now. I also realized that I could improve my friend count online, but I hesitate due to the physical division of the internet and the devices between us and what had happened with me with the various online fakers. As well as those fakers and toxic ones who manipulated others to play on me within the bunch of theoretical exes.

I am content that I no longer require the details of online dating websites.

I also state in regards to the recent and more recent in-person encounters with my fans and admirers my deep appreciation for their genuine kindness and support.
I was hurt by the misconduct of those toxic ones online over the time, but I know better now. How many times did it have to happen before it finally sank into my brain for better. Too many people have social anxieties for this and other fears and concerns in avoiding the pains for themselves.

But establishing friendships is similar to dating in that you make the better friends from acquaintances. It remains important to distinguish the differences between acquaintances and friends and the social boundaries and conduct, appropriately.

I admit, I was stuck in my desire for the long term love and romance with one particular individual; that was quite the search. But I did understand since even before the year 2000 that such the deeper, intimate relationship requires friendship first and foremost. After all, the various couples and poly partners respectively get to know each other amongst themselves, and those details are not always going to be storybook fairy tale romances. Drama from time to time I'd to be expected, and supporting each other through those times kindly and lovingly helps a lot.

But I digress.

I would consider online friendships, but in doing so, it should be required that at least one video call and/or in-person meeting face-to-face be done.

And Honesty and Authentic is a Must for the better, Light-Powered and Good friendships.

If I understand correctly.
Chris is lonely and seeks new people. He expresses his love for the people who meet up with him in real life and give him fist bumps and shit (Like yesterday). He states that he is glad that he finally stopped caring about social life, but he has issues making new friends due to how simillar it is to dating for him. He also claims he was stuck in an unrequited relationship (Could mean Megan, Barb, Flutter, prolly Megan though) and claims he already knew what love entailed even before 2000 (lie). He also states that he might return to dating online if he and hte person video called him online as a proof of being genuine.

 

[King Kiwi]

No mention of self-reflection regarding his actions or why he's lonely.

Only how others have treated him poorly.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He also claims he was stuck in an unrequited relationship (Could mean Megan, Barb, Flutter, prolly Megan though)

It has to be Flutter. Chris would be a lot happier if he was getting sex on the regular, and sure as fuck would brag about it, especially if he's talking about getting back into dating, and is whining about being lonely.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Side track, the Etsy store made 750, an average of $ 107 a day. Top seller is the $40 pussy deflector.

I'll track it for one more week.

 

[King Kiwi]

But establishing friendships is similar to dating in that you make the better friends from acquaintances. It remains important to distinguish the differences between acquaintances and friends and the social boundaries and conduct, appropriately.

I admit, I was stuck in my desire for the long term love and romance with one particular individual; that was quite the search. But I did understand since even before the year 2000 that such the deeper, intimate relationship requires friendship first and foremost. After all, the various couples and poly partners respectively get to know each other amongst themselves,

Translation: Flutter has fed Chris some cock n block story about how friendship is more intimate and important than actual physical or sexual contact and it's what all the hip kids are doing these days.

Instead they probably sit around and press their heads together getting some kind of psychic orgasm or something.

This of course has led to Chris, with the eventuality of these things and with the current leak adding further sexual frustration to his middle-aged crisis, to wonder what other avenues there could be for him.

Other than mundane trips to Walmart and posting fake pic leaks on Reddit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Translation: Chris is over 40, but still horny. a gross, fat, old man desperate for flutterpoon.

 

[85CentSoda]

Oh yeah. I have no idea how I forgot to include in my last post, but the Ebay seller of the counterfeit Animal Crossing Documentary tape was selling Trump assassination picture prints a while ago. Not really important, and this will be the last post I make about the idiot, but I thought it was really random and funny. He doesn't have anything listed on his store anymore and I forgot to archive the page, but I do have a screenshot of the listing: