Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[ChunkyKong]

"Officer Christian will tell them." Officer Christian is arresting Christine.....


Could it be liquid Chris?????

 

[King Kiwi]

If you don't know the deep lore then kinda, though Chris is admittedly funny by pure mannerism.

How deep we talkin?

Maybe you're talking about a rabbit hole I haven't searched enough yet.

 

[StarDog]

Hearing Chris interacting with normal upstanding people, trying to sell them on his absolute batshit insane life, is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard for me.

 

[King Kiwi]

Hearing Chris interacting with normal upstanding people, trying to sell them on his absolute batshit insane life, is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard for me.

I like how they tell him no BS or were zappin ya but then talk to him like they're old friends almost.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Chris made the Daily Mail!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13757591/youtuber-chris-chan-arrest-footage-past-incest-allegations.html

 

[Brawl in Montreal]

Seeing this from the perspective of the officers I was convinced this was a lost episode of True Detective Season 1.

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

One of the officers took overtime and was sent to what can only be described as a Lolcow baptism.

Years later, one day away from retirement, he is sitting in a diner and takes a bullet meant for his partner, as he lays there in his own blood, a light opens from the Heavens, and a malformed yellow drawing drags his soul in to the depths of Cwcville

 

[Midwit]

Give that driver a fucking medal for putting up with the schizobabble holy shit!

You couldn't make this shit up. The entire arrest was peak comedy

 

[Cybertonia]

"I am a good, honest decent person!"

Chris says as he's arrested for a felony, again.

 

[Male Idiot]

As far as it goes the bodycam footage is a win-win, nothing explicit, everyone is acting very civil and nice for the obviously insane man wearing women's clothing. It's good PR.

This. Chris was behaving fine, the officers did not hit anybody, and the hollering hog gave it an air of high profile. This is a situation when the perp and the cops both acted as they should, at least until the Ralphamale started hollering at Chris, but even that was inconvenient.

The cops thought Ralph was a discipline there to bust him out western style.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I swear to god and the bear that Chris knows that all this shit isn't real, but has been pavlovean conditioned to push this behavior, because whenever he does he ends up getting what he wants.

I believe I'm acquianted with this sort of stuff.

It is very possible that he is not acting, while also being capable of being collected during his arrest, and also while displaying some level of rational thought or submissive behaviour due to fear in the face of an imminent threat (like facing a taser).

In my opinion, I'm like 95% sure he believes he's a deity, and that his fictional characters exist in other dimenesion. This is because I've known someone like this, even if he gets (metaphorically or even literally) his face smashed to the ground and completely humiliated, in his mind he is a god (goddess).

What awaits him after death is infinite possibilities, in a world with rules that he believes in and that accomodate his desires, that have to be real. Unless his brain "breaks" out of it (which maybe could happen if he faces something very traumatic), he will believe this until his last breath.

 

[Fireman Sam]

"Pardon my flatulence" has been making the rounds in semi normie spaces for the sheer absurdity of it.
Chris stress sighing, sitting down cross legged saying "I need a moment" only to brap is the most Chris thing ever.

Also I agree that the entire interaction with Chris and the cops was generally very polite. Chris seen his arrest coming though. He was told in advance what was going to happen, so the police arriving wasn't entirely unexpected for him. He knew what he did was wrong and he's intelligent enough to understand that if he sperged out during the arrest there would be immediate consequences (a tazer). Hence why he kept saying he was complying and cooperated with minimal complaint.

For all his faults, Chris never struck me as someone to get phsyically violent. It helped that the cops acted professionally and established quickly that they were dealing with someone with mental disabilities. If it wasn't for the magichan dimensional merge ghost husband schizobabble you'd be lead to believe the only retard in the entire debacle was Ralph.

As for the delusions. Even if he doesn't display any signs of visually hallucinating like a typical schizo would, the fact he imagines his sonichu companions punching the cops and starts giving them a history lesson on his multi dimensional lore leads me to believe that the delusions are very much there. It's not just an act. He had no reason to play it up in that scenario. Remember this is a man who believes full heartedly that every pop culture icon from comics, cartoons and video games exist physically in an alternate dimension. I am willing to accept that he fully believes that he has spirit companions following him everywhere. Even if he doesn't straight up hallucinate them. The power of imagination ladies and gentlemen!

The footage during the drive to the jail is priceless. having to sit in an enclosed space with Chris for any amount of time... Gee... They really don't prepare you for that at police academy!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Yet again we have an example of Chris being dull and boring doing next to nothing worth saying. Only for some outside source to kick the hornets nest and make even the normies talk about him.


He really is a lesser lovecraftian horror isn't Chris? He has times where he's all the talk of the world and running amuck, them their are times where he's slumbering soundly and only discussed in hushed whispers by those studying him.


I say lesser cause he's nowhere near the level of chaos and world ending madness of the likes of chuthull or the sheogoraths.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yet again we have an example of Chris being dull and boring doing next to nothing worth saying. Only for some outside source to kick the hornets nest and make even the normies talk about him.

Thank you.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I believe I'm acquianted with this sort of stuff.

It is very possible that he is not acting, while also being capable of being collected during his arrest, and also while displaying some level of rational thought or submissive behaviour due to fear in the face of an imminent threat (like facing a taser).

In my opinion, I'm like 95% sure he believes he's a deity, and that his fictional characters exist in other dimenesion. This is because I've known someone like this, even if he gets (metaphorically or even literally) his face smashed to the ground and completely humiliated, in his mind he is a god (goddess).

What awaits him after death is infinite possibilities, in a world with rules that he believes in and that accomodate his desires, that have to be real. Unless his brain "breaks" out of it (which maybe could happen if he faces something very traumatic), he will believe this until his last breath.

I think he truly does know it's all bullshit, but at the same time the whole deity LARP is him massively coping with the fact his life is shit and he literally will not do a damn thing to improve it out of laziness and ego. He DESPERATELY wants the whole alt. universe concept to be real, as evidenced by the testimony of an ex-Idea Guy (or from a similar group, I don't recall which exactly) where the moment the ringleader started discussing alternate universes, Chris was immediately paying 100% focused attention. He wants there to be another world where he can just jump into and live what he would consider a perfect life tailored to his every whim...not surprising it's gotten to the point he wants to be god.

It also is, I believe, an extension of his own feeling of helplessness in terms of not simply being able to exert his will on his circumstances by simply wishing things to change, as opposed to actually having to work toward something long term with no short term reward. Who else but a god has the kind of power to alter the very fabric of one's life? This can be traced back all the way to the old comics which was Chris venting his frustrations at how he never, ever got his way against people who wronged him, where he appointed himself mayor of a town handcrafted to cater to his every whim like a fascist dictator's police state.

Incidentally enough, the meds he seems to be on right now (as opposed to whatever he'd have been on at the time of the arrest two years ago) do seem to have mellowed him the fuck out, since he's pretty quiet these days aside from him pathetically trying to justify calling G5 Pony as Russian Propaganda because he sees G5 as standing in the way of The Merge and somehow this caused the Ukranian War.

 

[SwanSwanson]

What people dont talk about enough is how Chris Chan is just a complete idolater. His entire religion is media.

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

Yet again we have an example of Chris being dull and boring doing next to nothing worth saying. Only for some outside source to kick the hornets nest and make even the normies talk about him.


He really is a lesser lovecraftian horror isn't Chris? He has times where he's all the talk of the world and running amuck, them their are times where he's slumbering soundly and only discussed in hushed whispers by those studying him.


I say lesser cause he's nowhere near the level of chaos and world ending madness of the likes of chuthull or the sheogoraths.

I really do feel like he is the result of some Faustian pact made with a Goetic demon, he is someone's cosmic punishment, possibly not even Barb or Robertchu's, the last laugh against some long dead and forgotten man who spit in the face of powers he could never hope to best

 

[Male Idiot]

Demons aren't real. Chris isn't seeing things.

Chris is retarded. He knows that he made up Sonichu, but he is retarded and he has been told and validated that the merge is real.

He isn't hallucinating, he is in a self induced delusion like a drugged up mystic from ages past. He has also been in an echo chamber that validates everything. Like a wiccan terf or a tranny in his goon cave, Chris is like a runaway reaction of autism. Sonichu was first his proud creation, than his escapism, and now his religion. It is weaponised cope, but cope so integrated into his character that he can't distinguish it from reality any longer. He just won, he deserved it. He is a narcissist with an imagination and no restraints.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I really do feel like he is the result of some Faustian pact made with a Goetic demon, he is someone's cosmic punishment, possibly not even Barb or Robertchu's, the last laugh against some long dead and forgotten man who spit in the face of powers he could never hope to best

Yes, exactly! I will unironically make the claim that someone who grasps for ultimate power too much and is too willing to do anything unethical to attain it but also is simultaneously too lazy to utilize their own personal will...reincarnates after death into circumstances similar to Chris Chan's life.

Some of your least favorite political figures may end up that way after death. Dwell on that for a few minutes!

 

[squirrely dan]

I love that they actually subtitled the stress sighs.

My favorite bit is Chris rattling off his ten or so husbandos and waifus to the cop's utter fucking confusion. That was some real potent Fremdscham.