Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Christory is dead because Caden keeps him sedated. He's like an orca in SeaWorld, he must be set free.

Incorrect. In Seaworld, the goverment required the orcas to be relocated to a bigger aquarium and stopped being bred, meaning that the orcas will die in the Seaworld, being used to entertain guests who slowly give less and less shit about Christo-
Wait...

 

[King Kiwi]

Why are you concerned? She craves Chris chan's duck.

Oh, well, I suppose anything's possible. Nvm then let her reap the oats she's sown or whatever.

God fucking damn it. No, he isn't. He streamed from the Praetorium. Chris visits her once per months, goes shopping out with her and whatever around the 8th, and Barb's family would most likely kill him if he tried to live there and bury his body under the overgrown altar. Christory is dead because the farmers believe in more conspiracy theories than Elon Musk.

I'm aware of all of this. That doesn't make it any less sick. Please don't give yourself a heart attack.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I do not expect Trump to win
This will cheer Chris up, perhaps give us some more content.
Regardless of what you think about it, Trump is tanking everywhere and losing in votes.

As for the Barb situation, it's possible, but we know too little to make assertions. For all we know, this was just one of his monthly visits.

Bullshit, Trump will win. Your judgment on this matter is as bad as your judgment on the fact that Flutter is ------------ by Chris Chad

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Bullshit, Trump will win. Your judgment on this matter is as bad as your judgment on the fact that Flutter is ------------ by Chris Chad

I wanted to say that I never said something like that and it was that weird guy, but then I realised it was you.
I'm sorry, but, unlike you, Harris at least has supporters.

 

[King Kiwi]

Bullshit, Trump will win. Your judgment on this matter is as bad as your judgment on the fact that Flutter is ------------ by Chris Chad

Nice em dash or are you trying to censor something?

Chris Chad is used ironically, by the by.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

View attachment 6402156
View attachment 6402160

View attachment 6402163

Chris posted a Kamala for president sign he drew placed outside, it might be one of my favorite Chris drawings yet, because of how derpy and tardy she looks. It feels like something from an older time, I wish we got a Chris Chan drawing of McCain and Romney (Because Chris was scared Obama'd paint the white house black.)

(Link)

I think he tried to make Kamala look epic, but she looks severely retarded instead
(BTW careful with the borb jumpscare)

 

[themarchivist2]

But if you close your eyes...

...does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

 

[D is for Stupid]

No pun intended, but that's a good sign that he wants to act like the old Chris.

Anyway, I have feeling some ween is going to steal that ugly sign.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

View attachment 6402680
I can't wait...
Oh, wait, it is 3 AM for me.
Nevermind.

Chris should talk more and draw more about politics, it´s the most funny stuff he can do this days

He is live now

so he´s keeping that delusional shit about being jesus? wow....also, someone archive it please, I don´t want to give one single cent to this motherfucker

I wanted to say that I never said something like that and it was that weird guy, but then I realised it was you.
I'm sorry, but, unlike you, Harris at least has supporters.

personally, I think Chris supporting Kamala is the worst publicity someone can have, I´m not from murica but, If the Kamala voters are similar to the Chris Chan specimen, I would be super pissed...and...scared

No pun intended, but that's a good sign that he wants to act like the old Chris.

Anyway, I have feeling some ween is going to steal that ugly sign.

I´m also waiting for a miracle

 

[Pickle Inspector]

No pun intended, but that's a good sign that he wants to act like the old Chris.

Anyway, I have feeling some ween is going to steal that ugly sign.

Due to the fact it was reposted by the band They Might Be Giants I think the odds of that went way up, if only due the fact weens pay so much for Chris’s art.

 

[King Kiwi]

View attachment 6406715
But if you close your eyes...
View attachment 6406716
...does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

But I'm not going to be an optimist about this!

So just keep your eyes closed.

 

[SmallKiwi]

View attachment 6406715
But if you close your eyes...
View attachment 6406716
...does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

I like the fact Kamala isn't even brown in that drawing. Chris can't even properly draw people he likes.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

To be fair, people have been saying that about Chris since pretty much day 1.

His trooning out could have had the side effect of stopping his balding by killing most of his testosterone, so there is a chance he might keep that stringy mop until he croaks.

The one thing about Chris's balding that is tough to see, is his giant baldspot on the back of his head. It was only really visible in 2017 when he was taking pictures with Sorbet climbing on him. Chris was taking some of his side hair and flipping it over his forehead to try to hide it.

I noticed this in his last video, that he never takes pictures anywhere close to his head level, and why he wears a hat when he goes out to places. Seven years of that bald spot simmering away means it's probably just about reaching where his receding hair line is above his giant forehead.

 

[King Kiwi]

I like the fact Kamala isn't even brown in that drawing. Chris can't even properly draw people he likes.

A Google search says that she's part Jamaican and Indian but identifies as black.

So yeah, Chris probably just thinks anyone with a light complexion is white.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I saw it right after it was posted and I was like "Is it worthy enough to post?" and then I realised that Christory is so boring nowadays that this is the most entertainment we're gonna get so we might as well take it and nobody gives a shit anymore due to this so there's no one left to break Chris out of the control of Praetor and Caden so the Etsy store will continue to sell fake merch which is bought from an aquarium or is stolen from other 3D model makers or are pretending to be Chris's works but they are not and Nintendo and Sega do not give a shit and Caden will continue to use Chris like a handpuppet, shoving his hairy fist deep into his anus and animating his body to spew shit out his holes that is fully controlled by him and I am very sad because nobody can even do anything about it because the Watchmen disbanded following the incest leak and Christory is doomed and that 21 year old weed seller will only continue to do what he's doing and it all died without much fanfare...sigh...

 

[King Kiwi]

I saw it right after it was posted and I was like "Is it worthy enough to post?" and then I realised that Christory is so boring nowadays that this is the most entertainment we're gonna get so we might as well take it and nobody gives a shit anymore due to this so there's no one left to break Chris out of the control of Praetor and Caden so the Etsy store will continue to sell fake merch which is bought from an aquarium or is stolen from other 3D model makers or are pretending to be Chris's works but they are not and Nintendo and Sega do not give a shit and Caden will continue to use Chris like a handpuppet, shoving his hairy fist deep into his anus and animating his body to spew shit out his holes that is fully controlled by him and I am very sad because nobody can even do anything about it because the Watchmen disbanded following the incest leak and Christory is doomed and that 21 year old weed seller will only continue to do what he's doing and it all died without much fanfare...sigh...
View attachment 6409589

Bro, I don't care what you post.

But...

SPACE and EDIT your novel, please.

Also, it's always the weekend for Chris so I don't know what he's blathering on about.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I saw it right after it was posted and I was like "Is it worthy enough to post?" and then I realised that Christory is so boring nowadays that this is the most entertainment we're gonna get so we might as well take it and nobody gives a shit anymore due to this so there's no one left to break Chris out of the control of Praetor and Caden so the Etsy store will continue to sell fake merch which is bought from an aquarium or is stolen from other 3D model makers or are pretending to be Chris's works but they are not and Nintendo and Sega do not give a shit and Caden will continue to use Chris like a handpuppet, shoving his hairy fist deep into his anus and animating his body to spew shit out his holes that is fully controlled by him and I am very sad because nobody can even do anything about it because the Watchmen disbanded following the incest leak and Christory is doomed and that 21 year old weed seller will only continue to do what he's doing and it all died without much fanfare...sigh...
View attachment 6409589

Talking of boring I really hope Chris doesn’t get into numerology in a big way, it’s the most tedious of all the crazy person new age beliefs.

 

[Holden Cox]

I saw it right after it was posted and I was like "Is it worthy enough to post?" and then I realised that Christory is so boring nowadays that this is the most entertainment we're gonna get so we might as well take it and nobody gives a shit anymore due to this so there's no one left to break Chris out of the control of Praetor and Caden so the Etsy store will continue to sell fake merch which is bought from an aquarium or is stolen from other 3D model makers or are pretending to be Chris's works but they are not and Nintendo and Sega do not give a shit and Caden will continue to use Chris like a handpuppet, shoving his hairy fist deep into his anus and animating his body to spew shit out his holes that is fully controlled by him and I am very sad because nobody can even do anything about it because the Watchmen disbanded following the incest leak and Christory is doomed and that 21 year old weed seller will only continue to do what he's doing and it all died without much fanfare...sigh...
View attachment 6409589

At least he isn't fucking his mother, take comfort in that. It's hard to imagine, at this point, a better situation for him. He gets to coast with his vidya, toys, and boyfriend-free midget.
It is boring, though.
What would a "Free Chris" (he would def rather remain in the Praetorium lol) even do? Homeless Saga?

 

[30+GameOvers]

View attachment 6406715
But if you close your eyes...
View attachment 6406716
...does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

Chris endorsing Kamala just about says it all for her chances. Nothing makes you say "I want to vote for her!" like picket signs drawn by a literal retard left randomly on a yard. She's also looking mighty white in that one, should someone tell Chris she's a darkie?
I wonder if he has enough energy to go full tard rage "EID PMURT EID!" this year

At least he isn't fucking his mother, take comfort in that. It's hard to imagine, at this point, a better situation for him. He gets to coast with his vidya, toys, and boyfriend-free midget.
It is boring, though.
What would a "Free Chris" (he would def rather remain in the Praetorium lol) even do? Homeless Saga?

People were moralfagging that a-logging Chris just wasn't acceptable in the current year, so instead we have discord gatekeepers keeping things boring. Why is anybody surprised by this? That's what the "community" wanted, after the idea guys were crucified. Homeless Saga is about all Chris has in him at this point, that is if Preator and friends weren't keeping this tard's e-career on life support. It's also about the only entertaining saga left for him.

 

[King Kiwi]

At least he isn't fucking his mother, take comfort in that.

How do you know that?