Containment Random Chris Updates

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

>couldn't operate a screwdriver if I tried

I bet he has his bull open his Soylent bottles too.

Ftfy

 

[3-2-1836]

"Peace begins at home"

The irony

Proceeds from the new “Peace Begins at Home” special license plates will support Virginia's Building Healthy Futures Fund, which will help pay for violence prevention programs to educate Virginia's children about how to have healthy relationships.

The Building Healthy Futures Fund is a statewide partnership between the Virginia Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance (Virginia’s leading voice on sexual and domestic violence) and community-based sexual and domestic violence agencies across the Commonwealth.

“Sadly, 1 in 4 people in Virginia are directly affected by sexual or domestic violence before they reach the age of 18. Prevention programs that teach children early and often about respect help lower the chances that they will become perpetrators later," said Kristi VanAudenhove, Executive Director of the Action Alliance.

 

[KingPenguin120]

It's either a fake or OP stole it imo. Also why is literally anything chris interacts with unironically cursed? And on an unrelated note, has he tried implementing the shit from deadpool and wolverine into his psychosis yet? I don't exactly keep close attention so I may have missed it but has he called himself "Marvel Jesus" yet?

He probably won't do that. My guess would be because Deadpool has too much blood, gore, and "yuck" for his pre-school ass taste in media mixed with his demented autistic fantasies.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Caden reads Kiwi Farms.


That, or someone wrote that exact thing in the contact details on the site or whatever.
However, considering this reply,


which seems to correlate to this argument we had in the officialsonichu thread...

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.
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...it's very likely that it's the case after all...

Edit, realised it later, but more proof comes in the form of Dating for Dummies auction.

Comparing it to the second tweet, we can see that they are pretty simillar, bar a few differences. One of them being the spelling of the word "Déjà vu".
In the description of the post, it's spelt as "Dej'a Vu". In the post, however, it's spelt "dejá vi". Obviously, none of them are correct, but the important bit is that they are incorrect in a different way, in both spelling and capitalisation of the letters. This means that the auction and the tweet were written by different people. Most likely the copypasta on the website is written by Chris and posted by Caden. The one on Twitter is most likely AI generated but with hasty fixes by either Chris or Caden. Therefore, we can conclude that Chris was coached and wrote it in a hurry, which proves that Caden reads Kiwi Farms.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

the nerve of this motherfucker retard to tell me that his shit streams are not causing massive boredom, are in fact causing your soul to woke up because he´s jesus christ that fucked his mother or something like that

 

[A Grey Cat]

Since one or both of them are lurking here let me just say.


Caden? You're a zoomer who doesn't know how good Chris was when he was a screaming moron who complained about being called gay and named Ian Brian Anderson, because you weren't there for the golden days of christory.

Chris you're a washed up relic who's become boring, inane and delusional and again , haven't done anything worth a shit since you stopped raging amd hitting yourself in the head like a downie.

 

[King Kiwi]

Since one or both of them are lurking here let me just say.


Caden? You're a zoomer who doesn't know how good Chris was when he was a screaming moron who complained about being called gay and named Ian Brian Anderson, because you weren't there for the golden days of christory.

Chris you're a washed up relic who's become boring, inane and delusional and again , haven't done anything worth a shit since you stopped raging amd hitting yourself in the head like a downie.

There is no Chris or Caden.

There is only Zuul.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

New AI vid released.
Of course, as Chris is a moron, the thumbnail is a fucking screenshot of the video in the Windows video player.

In addition to that, taken a week ago.
Though I think that, since the OG character.ai model of Chris has been deleted, he has either stockpiled several of these and just now posting them, having other content run dry, or he has found a new AI.

In the video, most likely coached by Caden to bait nostalgia, Chris is holding a limited edition G-Fuel can (obviously) themed around the only Swede Chris knows,

 

[ASeabear8952]

Hi Caden! You are fat I would not have sex with you.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I do not understand whether that's a shitpost or whatever, but it mentions a few interesting things...
First, Big Island, VA post office. As the items ship from Lynchburg, it means that this person is either shitposting and Praetor has let it slide, or it actually shipped from Big Island, VA post office and Chris is a lazy bum/moron.
Second, "no proof that it was actually made in jail" does match with info I have gathered. I do not wanna post it on here because it contains sensitive info about the person who bought the item and I don't want them to be doxxed, but it appeared as if it was made out of the bottom of a typical single use cup which should decompose by now...but it was in perfect condition.
Third, due to the details here, it means that the certificate of authenticity was labeled as "03/18/2024", which suggests that there was probably a surprlus of these made back then, or that Chris is, once again, a lazy bum/moron.
I would contact the fellow, but they seem to have no identifying details on their profile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRgeGvE1mQ

Update, it's a troll.

 

[giga sapling]

New AI vid released.
Of course, as Chris is a moron, the thumbnail is a fucking screenshot of the video in the Windows video player.
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In addition to that, taken a week ago.
Though I think that, since the OG character.ai model of Chris has been deleted, he has either stockpiled several of these and just now posting them, having other content run dry, or he has found a new AI.

In the video, most likely coached by Caden to bait nostalgia, Chris is holding a limited edition G-Fuel can (obviously) themed around the only Swede Chris knows,
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Chris looked drugged out and zonked out of his mind.

 

[The Dude]

Since one or both of them are lurking here let me just say.


Caden? You're a zoomer who doesn't know how good Chris was when he was a screaming moron who complained about being called gay and named Ian Brian Anderson, because you weren't there for the golden days of christory.

Chris you're a washed up relic who's become boring, inane and delusional and again , haven't done anything worth a shit since you stopped raging amd hitting yourself in the head like a downie.

Chris hasn't done anything worth a shit since the day he came sliding out of Barb's dusty, leathery, used up old catcher's mitt of a vagina. No, being a bumblefuck clown shoes and making people laugh doesn't count. He is the definition of worthless and the only way he could ever benefit the human race is when he finally drops dead, because then people's tax dollars will no longer be wasted financially supporting him. Fifty million sperm, and that was the one that made it through.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris looked drugged out and zonked out of his mind.

Isn't that all Chris is these days? I'm betting virgina was waiting for a day they could put Chris on mandatory happy pills so he'd be quiet and stop chimping out at stores everytime he was short a dollar or two for the extra bag of chips he wanted.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Isn't that all Chris is these days? I'm betting virgina was waiting for a day they could put Chris on mandatory happy pills so he'd be quiet and stop chimping out at stores everytime he was short a dollar or two for the extra bag of chips he wanted.

He's probably been hitting the vodka again or else Caden has him on something like weed. Marijuana is legal to possess in Virginia and know from the Teen Troon Squad saga that Chris likes it.

It could be that Chris is just smoking or drinking his existence away.

 

[Sneedmiser]

It could be that Chris is just smoking or drinking his existence away.

He should start smoking and drinking on stream while he gambles. The niche just opened up after all.

 

[The Dude]

He should start smoking and drinking on stream while he gambles. The niche just opened up after all.

Fuck that. Chris should go straight to mainlining Horse, or even Fentanyl.

 

[King Kiwi]

He should start smoking and drinking on stream while he gambles. The niche just opened up after all.

At least that would be interesting!

Even painting his nails and humming My Little pony off key would be something a little different.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Gentlemen.
I think I am now onto something.
See, over the past several months, I have found a lot of evidence of the Discord server moderators being involved in Christory and subsequently trying to deny said claims. I haven't taken enough time to compile all of this, but I had noticed the following revision to the Official CWCki Server page on the CWCki updated just now and...

Now, why would this be removed from the CWCki?
This is an important piece of Christory showing the Watchmen's connection to the Official CWCki Server. I can only see one reason why it would be removed.
Attempting to cover up the facts.
I will dig into it further and expose this in more detail.
So far, I found the OG file and description using WaybackMachine and reuploaded it on the CWCki. This is the said file.

Not only does it show Naught (heart) being modded, but also Anaxis. Full description reads:
"Note: Naught used a heart emoticon as his name in the server, and was as a result referred to as "heart" by its members."
In addition, the same day, Hurtful also butchered the Naught page on the CWCki.

It does, of course, include removal any mention of him and Anaxis's involvement with the CWCki Discord server.


It also excludes many details about the WCT doxxing, although it is not relevant in this specific discussion.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Gentlemen.
I think I am now onto something.
See, over the past several months, I have found a lot of evidence of the Discord server moderators being involved in Christory and subsequently trying to deny said claims. I haven't taken enough time to compile all of this, but I had noticed the following revision to the Official CWCki Server page on the CWCki updated just now and...
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Now, why would this be removed from the CWCki?
This is an important piece of Christory showing the Watchmen's connection to the Official CWCki Server. I can only see one reason why it would be removed.
Attempting to cover up the facts.
I will dig into it further and expose this in more detail.
So far, I found the OG file and description using WaybackMachine and reuploaded it on the CWCki. This is the said file.
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Not only does it show Naught (heart) being modded, but also Anaxis. Full description reads:
"Note: Naught used a heart emoticon as his name in the server, and was as a result referred to as "heart" by its members."
In addition, the same day, Hurtful also butchered the Naught page on the CWCki.
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It does, of course, include removal any mention of him and Anaxis's involvement with the CWCki Discord server.
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It also excludes many details about the WCT doxxing, although it is not relevant in this specific discussion.

What I'm doing is trying to streamline some CWCki articles and cut out or reduce stuff that doesn't actually involve Chris. For Naught, I started with the article on him, and then moved to the CWCki Server article which mentions him. The reason I took out the parts about Naught having been a mod is because I don't remember that having any effect on Chris.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The Official CWCki Server is a direct part of Christory, as is the CWCki. By removing this, you are effectively covering up your own involvement in the christory and preventing doxxing. I'd say the lead figure of the Watchmen Saga, and, in turn, modern Christory, being a mod on your server and doxxing several people does seem like a pretty major thing, no?
I have way more evidence of this.