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Proof Chris didn't stuff the ballot.

... This time.
I can imagine if they had a box there, Chris would actually be trying to shove a buncha notes for his candidate like it's a fucking cartoon
I like to visualize him doing everything in day to day life like it's a saturday morning toon skit.... It helps me cope with him being so fucking boring this days
 
Ngl I'm really excited for when the tariffs make the price of Legos and Transformers shoot up because you know he's gonna throw a hissy fit about that because he can't afford the new version of Omegatran Maximus
 
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I unfortunately was on the same side as Chris for who I wanted to be president but in hindsight, the Sonichu curse definitely had a lot of sway in the results

Oh well hopefully the only consolidation I can take is Chris Chan melting down about the election given how politically entrenched he is
Ngl. I unfortunately was on that same side too. Chris has been known for making death threats towards Trump which is quite extreme as well as illegal.
 
Ngl. I unfortunately was on that same side too. Chris has been known for making death threats towards Trump which is quite extreme as well as illegal.
Reminder this is the entire reason Chris voted

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I'll never get over the fact that he went to the trouble of making "over 120" dummy email accounts to vote for himself, but couldn't be arsed to learn the goddamn lyrics for the video (as he was clearly reading them).
chris is a fixated kinda autist but not really a technical or artistic one
it's why vidya and cartoons is his special interest as opposed to something like tech/coding or the arts the same way as more 'savant' type of autists (with his dabbling in the latter only being a coincidental crossover with art and vidya and not his actual focus on interest)
 
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