Containment Random Chris Updates

[KingPenguin120]

Official announcement of Chris moving to bluesky (x)
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I'm sure Musk is in shambles after this.

Here's the insightful thought... enjoy

Spoiler: fucking long

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edit, thanks to the cwcki: interesting jail saga info from the etsy store

"I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece"

"While in jail, I did not always have access to a razor, so I ended up growing a beard, and it did, looking into a mirror, make me more look like Jesus Christ of Nazareth, further making it obvious that I am the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ, as well as the One Avatar of All Existence. I will never ever draw myself with a beard again. The obvious sign aside, I just don't like wearing a beard. I ended up picking up a habit of plucking beard hairs; it did hurt sometimes. So, just enjoy this rarity in whatever way you like, even as a meme. I ended up drawing this while in jail."

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Is he capable of articulating a single thought of his own, without writing it as big ass nothing burger style essay? He should really consider writing novels instead of comics.

Also he is definitely gonna continue paying for that Xitter checkmark Long after he concludes his migration to Bluesky. Assuming he doesn't move back to Xitter due to attention withdrawls. So It seems to me Elon wins either way and Chris loses either way.

 

[The Dude]

Chris' grandiose vocabulary (more often than used incorrectly or misspelled, sometimes both) and over-long, droning essays are all in an effort to appear far more intelligent and wise than he actually is. He has been doing it for years, but he's gotten much worse ever since he began his God delusions and began making holy proclamations. However, his rambling only shows his lack of intelligence and inexperience with living an adult life. Instead of looking wise and worldly, he only comes off as naive, only regurgitating basic, shallow platitudes.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Chris' grandiose vocabulary (more often than used incorrectly or misspelled, sometimes both) and over-long, droning essays are all in an effort to appear far more intelligent and wise than he actually is. He has been doing it for years, but he's gotten much worse ever since he began his God delusions and began making holy proclamations. However, his rambling only shows his lack of intelligence and inexperience with living an adult life. Instead of looking wise and worldly, he only comes off as naive, only regurgitating basic, shallow platitudes.

Might also be getting worse due to having even less freedom and being fed more things to say on top of possibly being under some form of substances.

The spark's gone from those eyes. Fucking sad.

 

[knux]

Chris' grandiose vocabulary (more often than used incorrectly or misspelled, sometimes both) and over-long, droning essays are all in an effort to appear far more intelligent and wise than he actually is. He has been doing it for years, but he's gotten much worse ever since he began his God delusions and began making holy proclamations. However, his rambling only shows his lack of intelligence and inexperience with living an adult life. Instead of looking wise and worldly, he only comes off as naive, only regurgitating basic, shallow platitudes.

Very much this. Hence why being called 'naive' really grinds his gears. Chris's ego won't allow him to be wrong.

Chris thinks he sounds profound but it's just nonsense word salad. Plus when someone actually challenges him and Chris isn't able to defend his position or retort, (because he doesn't actually understand what he is saying). Chris then just calls on the other person to be more open minded, (aka just agree with Chris and stop there), and declares he has won the argument with a stupid sonichu sound like 'kra-kow' etc and ends the discussion.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Very much this. Hence why being called 'naive' really grinds his gears. Chris's ego won't allow him to be wrong.

Chris thinks he sounds profound but it's just nonsense word salad. Plus when someone actually challenges him and Chris isn't able to defend his position or retort, (because he doesn't actually understand what he is saying). Chris then just calls on the other person to be more open minded, (aka just agree with Chris and stop there), and declares he has won the argument with a stupid sonichu sound like 'kra-kow' etc and ends the discussion.

i'm gonna go ahead and defend him and say him using big words isn't necessarily a way to try and sound intelligent
it definitely factors in, you can tell when he suddenly starts using big words wherein he wouldn't have used them before to put on a new "act", and he certainly thinks it makes him seem more well spoken
but other times i think those are genuinely just the words he knows- you have to remember chris mainly interacted with older people who use those words in earnest, and consumed books and movies that used them in his youth
it's common for autists to attach to words that make sense in their head and not attempt to change the way they speak to sound more "normal" for how their peers would talk, words are always a point of interests with autistic people, for some they are unable to understand them, others treat them like tools which is why they repeat what works, because why fix it if it's not broken? and others still are fascinated by new or big words and genuinely like to use them because every new word is a new definition and a new crumb of communication

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Surprised Chris is picky with who he lets follow him. Once upon a time this idiot wanted a personal internet army at his beck and call, now? He only wants "authentic" followers. Guess it makes sense, you want in on Chris's entourage? Then be prepared to kiss his dumpy fat man ass and stoke his ego like a steamship boiler.

Well, it's kinda obvious.
Since Chris has a lot more to hide (Flutter, Caden, his own shenanigans), he cannot entrust just any ween with this and he knows it. That's what's led to his downfall. That's why Chris only has around 3 friends atm. Again, due to the above, they all are either from Praetor or have been accepted by Praetor and made to "handle" Chris in here as well. We do know Chris has a Flutter skin, so if she played on the server, that could be one thing they wouldn't like the weens revealing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well, it's kinda obvious.
Since Chris has a lot more to hide (Flutter, Caden, his own shenanigans), he cannot entrust just any ween with this and he knows it. That's what's led to his downfall. That's why Chris only has around 3 friends atm. Again, due to the above, they all are either from Praetor or have been accepted by Praetor and made to "handle" Chris in here as well. We do know Chris has a Flutter skin, so if she played on the server, that could be one thing they wouldn't like the weens revealing.

The sob is actually learning? Took him long enough to learn not to trust just any random on the internet.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The sob is actually learning? Took him long enough to learn not to trust just any random on the internet.

Chris has fundamentally changed ever since his classic era. Many people tend to joke about Chris never learning and falling for the same tricks, but that is not the case. Besides, nowadays, Caden has to control him even more than before. If he let Chris have so much as one drama, doxx one guy, it could end up like August 1st.
Besides, T4lln0r is an exception because he doesn't seem like the brightest guy, but CookSUCKS123 and PMDGrovyle (especially the latter) seem like very generic nicks. Most likely intentional, so that they don't get traced back to their real personas and get doxxed.
Who knows, maybe T4lln0r was specifically designed as a scapegoat, wouldn't be out of the question.

 

[knux]

i'm gonna go ahead and defend him and say him using big words isn't necessarily a way to try and sound intelligent
it definitely factors in, you can tell when he suddenly starts using big words wherein he wouldn't have used them before to put on a new "act", and he certainly thinks it makes him seem more well spoken
but other times i think those are genuinely just the words he knows- you have to remember chris mainly interacted with older people who use those words in earnest, and consumed books and movies that used them in his youth
it's common for autists to attach to words that make sense in their head and not attempt to change the way they speak to sound more "normal" for how their peers would talk, words are always a point of interests with autistic people, for some they are unable to understand them, others treat them like tools which is why they repeat what works, because why fix it if it's not broken? and others still are fascinated by new or big words and genuinely like to use them because every new word is a new definition and a new crumb of communication

Also agree. Many of the words he does use are clearly older worlds he picked up from his geriatric parents the media they consumed.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

The spark's gone from those eyes. Fucking sad.

Nah, it's still there. It's just that it's gone from sparkling over trooning out to sparkling at the thought of Barbussy.

Honestly, though, recent photos of him look like there's some majorly repressed emotion in there waiting to burst out. I'm not talking about his usual Curse-ye-ha-me-ha type of tard rage - this would be some potentially violent shit.

 

[独人13]

Chris' grandiose vocabulary (more often than used incorrectly or misspelled, sometimes both) and over-long, droning essays are all in an effort to appear far more intelligent and wise than he actually is. He has been doing it for years, but he's gotten much worse ever since he began his God delusions and began making holy proclamations. However, his rambling only shows his lack of intelligence and inexperience with living an adult life. Instead of looking wise and worldly, he only comes off as naive, only regurgitating basic, shallow platitudes.

Has he tried grammarly or ChatGPT? As a non-native speaker, I found his writing style "quite challenging" to follow.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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The way he doesn't want to talk about DnD makes me think that it wasn't for long and that he was told to fuck off with his retarded godmode character. It may have accelerated his ban from that place even.

He probably was as obnoxious as it gets. I wouldn't put past him trying to control other players' characters when he couldn't asspull something else to avoid any minor setback:

"So, Chris, you get hit for-"

"B-BUT JOHN'S CHARACTER LETS OUT A BIG 'NOOOO' A-AND J-JUMPS IN THE WAY TO SA-TO SAVE ME! Y-Yeah, So there..."

Chris' grandiose vocabulary (more often than used incorrectly or misspelled, sometimes both)

I specifically remember when he was ranting about make-believe saving some Sockness make-believe planet and "absolving slavery" there.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The spark's gone from those eyes. Fucking sad.

It really is sad, it’s like we’re in zombie-era Chris, everything that gave him that special spark seems to have disappeared.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Also he is definitely gonna continue paying for that Xitter checkmark Long after he concludes his migration to Bluesky. Assuming he doesn't move back to Xitter due to attention withdrawls. So It seems to me Elon wins either way and Chris loses either way.

Oh, definitely. Once again the degenerates (furry porn "artists", pedophiles, etc) are screaming and running from Xitter. But as usual they'll come back once they realize a few things, namely that they can't get commissions from a bunch of other artists, and their likes numbers won't go up as fast as Xitter.

Especially if they have a huge following there already. Which Chris does.

 

[King Kiwi]

Has he tried grammarly or ChatGPT? As a non-native speaker, I found his writing style "quite challenging" to follow.

Is English hard? I was only a proficient reader by the time I was in fifth grade and I'm a native speaker. It's weird because one day I was just reading and big words started making sense. I was so thrilled, I started reading out of a dictionary and started writing (for fun). Somehow it just clicks.

To a native English speaker, Chris's vocabulary and sentence structure is all over the place. Sometimes he can write a perfectly normal sentence but when he tries to sound wise or insightful, it's really a chore to read even if you can understand him. It's just obnoxious and tiring.

 

[The Dude]

Has he tried grammarly or ChatGPT? As a non-native speaker, I found his writing style "quite challenging" to follow.

Even for native American English speakers he can be difficult to understand. If he would knock off the bullshit with trying to wax profound and would just speak simple, plain words, it would be a lot easier.

And I doubt he would ever use any tools to assist with his writing, because in his mind it would mean that he isn't as intelligent and wise as he believe he is. As I said earlier, the reason he writes like that is to show how "intelligent" he is. And I think he's trying to convince himself that he's intelligent more than he's trying to convince other people. I think deep down inside he knows he is a low IQ retard.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Despite claiming to have left Twitter, Chris has followed a new person on there, in the form of a brony artist, Zidane Mina.

As for detailed info...
Chris's new followers show up from Ben Saint onwards, going from newest to oldest. Chris liked Kaya Orsan and John Pavlovitz on January 5th, shortly after the livestream. Zidane Mina was followed by Chris within the last few hours, as that's the last time I checked.

 

[King Kiwi]

Despite claiming to have left Twitter, Chris has followed a new person on there, in the form of a brony artist, Zidane Mina.
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As for detailed info...
Chris's new followers show up from Ben Saint onwards, going from newest to oldest. Chris liked Kaya Orsan and John Pavlovitz on January 5th, shortly after the livestream. Zidane Mina was followed by Chris within the last few hours, as that's the last time I checked.

Chris is a dishonest prick.

Never forget.

 

[D is for Stupid]

The cwclight store and blog turned off all comments in the blog area. I guess it wasn't moderated and filled to the brim of weens.

 

[King Kiwi]

The cwclight store and blog turned off all comments in the blog area. I guess it wasn't moderated and filled to the brim of weens.

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