Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The cwclight store and blog turned off all comments in the blog area. I guess it wasn't moderated and filled to the brim of weens.

Not the only thing that changed.
Chris did two more things.
1. Made a new banner advertising his Bluesky...if you can read the text...I think it reads...
"Updates on Bluesky"
"Due to personal choices, I am making the move of my shorter updates onto Bluesky"
So he's still using Twitter. What a moron.
2. New item!
The official Rosechu medallion with yellow cheeks.

The interesting thing about it, however, is the description.
Allow me to quote it directly, with breaks to analyse it.

"By popular request"

by whom

", here is the Rosechu Medallion, and updated with the yellow cheeks that Rosey always had but has become prominent in recent years."

Here he goes retconning again. Believe the yellow cheeks thing was originally shared back in 2023.

"The story of the lost OG (hand-crafted) Rosechu Medallion was that it was meant to be for my future sweetheart to-be, but then the past theoretical ex, Blanca Weiss, conned me out of it. But the energy of it still resonates in the actual sweetheart-to-be along with the innate alternate Sonichu form inside her to be revealed."

Now, this part is very important. Chris described Bianca Weiss and, by extension, all of his other sweethearts, as "future sweethearts-to-be". He specifically uses that term here to describe people that he might potentially be with in the future, but then he talks about an "actual sweetheart-to-be". That could just mean he's still on the lookout for one, sure, but I think this actually is about Flutter, his true love as of now. I wonder if the medallion showing up now, shortly after leaving Finland and Flutter, is symbolic...

"It was clear that back then the intentions and goals were not as clear to me as they are now, and I was clouded with my share of desire for authentic mutual compassion, companionship and appreciation of each other. And thus why the loss of those OG hand-made medallions was evident and not meant to be long-term, unlike the Sonichu Medallion I continue to wear today."

So the medallion returned now. Again, this can mean that Chris has made up a Sonichu form of her...actually, let's hold on for a second.
Chris believes in female Sonichus and male Rosechus now, but when describing his sweetheart, he always talks about a Sonichu form...hmmm...

"So, enjoy this medallion as a compliment with the offered Sonichu Medallions to connect you with your partner, regardless of physical gender and gender identity. Fortunately, there are male Rosechus and female Sonichus in the species. These medallions are equally blessed by me and my energy. All are handmade and autographed on the back with an Authenticity Certificate as well.""

I wonder if the reason he uses Sonichu instead of Rosechu when describing Flutter's form is because Sonichu is more broad, or maybe because she is trans too? The final part of the description above does talk about it...hmmm....
Is he saying that Chris's a female Sonichu and Flutter's a male Sonichu, or...
Idk. Think I got lost there. If the Rosechu medallion resonates with Flutter, then we have a female Sonichu and a female Rosechu. Basically, Chris is now admitting he is madly in love with Flutter, so uch so that he gave her a super form.

 

[King Kiwi]

"Due to personal reasons..."

Flutter dumped him.

...

Probably.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

updated with the yellow cheeks that Rosey always had but has become prominent in recent years."

Here he goes retconning again

he's clearly stating that she always had yellow cheeks in canon, as in, real life canon back in cwcville, but he has only recently began representing it

the concept of actual religious canon being objectively true in some perfect platonic realm of reality, yet humans are the ones who translate it to our world and make mistakes- mistakes which are only incorrect in their interpretation due to human error and aren't actually inaccurate to reality- is pretty common in various faiths
in a way it makes sense, it's no different than scientific research which attempts to discover a concrete truth but has room for mistake in what exactly we learn and how we go about doing it

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

he's clearly stating that she always had yellow cheeks in canon, as in, real life canon back in cwcville, but he has only recently began representing it

the concept of actual religious canon being objectively true in some perfect platonic realm of reality, yet humans are the ones who translate it to our world and make mistakes- mistakes which are only incorrect in their interpretation due to human error and aren't actually inaccurate to reality- is pretty common in various faiths

Chris is THE god.
And no, the personal choices are that Twitter is now all MAGA's.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Chris is THE god.

a human representation of god*, not an all knowing and all powerful god
if a god isn't omnipotent, it can make mistakes

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is THE god.
And no, the personal choices are that Twitter is now all MAGA's.

God is the Christian guy, Christian is not God, a god is like Zeus or Hera, Chris is not a god, either, nor is Chris a she, nor does he have powers, so Chris would not be a goddess, either, then there's THE god which would probably be Zeus.

Wait a minute...

Zeus, that makes you a god.

I bet it's tough to be a god.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

God is the Christian guy, Christian is not God, a god is like Zeus or Hera, Chris is not a god, either, nor is Chris a she, nor does he have powers, so Chris would not be a goddess, either, then there's THE god which would probably be Zeus.

Wait a minute...

Zeus, that makes you a god.

I bet it's tough to be a god.

are you challenged?

 

[King Kiwi]

are you challenged?

Even better.

I'm silly.

 

[Ammyterasu]

a human representation of god*, not an all knowing and all powerful god
if a god isn't omnipotent, it can make mistakes

Bit of off topic but I'm still waiting for Chris to explain who the Holy Spirit/Holy Ghost is. He says he's Jesus and Emanuelle is God (female) and Chris' true mother. The trinity needs another one, maybe it's the Chaos Emerald or the Anchuent Prophecy.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is English hard? I was only a proficient reader by the time I was in fifth grade and I'm a native speaker. It's weird because one day I was just reading and big words started making sense. I was so thrilled, I started reading out of a dictionary and started writing (for fun). Somehow it just clicks.

To a native English speaker, Chris's vocabulary and sentence structure is all over the place. Sometimes he can write a perfectly normal sentence but when he tries to sound wise or insightful, it's really a chore to read even if you can understand him. It's just obnoxious and tiring.

Chris only native language is autism.

Bit of off topic but I'm still waiting for Chris to explain who the Holy Spirit/Holy Ghost is. He says he's Jesus and Emanuelle is God (female) and Chris' true mother. The trinity needs another one, maybe it's the Chaos Emerald or the Anchuent Prophecy.

He probably pictures the holy ghost as Slimer from Ghostbusters, but white.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris only native language is autism.

He probably pictures the holy ghost as Slimer from Ghostbusters, but white.

Bustin' makes me feel good...

 

[A Grey Cat]

"Due to personal reasons..."

Flutter dumped him.

...

Probably.

I think it referes to Bianca wise who he thought was Destin to be the one at the time. Though really Chris thinks any woman willing to give him the time of day is the one.

 

[Niggerphobe]

2. New item!
The official Rosechu medallion with yellow cheeks.

From this angle it looks like a poorly made cake

 

[Holden Cox]

Besides, T4lln0r is an exception because he doesn't seem like the brightest guy, but CookSUCKS123 and PMDGrovyle (especially the latter) seem like very generic nicks. Most likely intentional, so that they don't get traced back to their real personas and get doxxed.
Who knows, maybe T4lln0r was specifically designed as a scapegoat, wouldn't be out of the question.

He's deleted his Twitter and Instagram accounts + deleted the videos that were on his TikTok. I presume Caden told him about the Farms.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

a human representation of god

I think "Honor Roll" conceives of God like the ancient Greeks conceived of the gods of Olympus: around as powerful as a comic book superhero, and presiding over a small and easily comprehendable cosmos. While the ancient Greeks were limited by a lack of current understanding of the universe and nature, "Honor Roll" is limited by being raised by TV combined with severe lack of intelligence.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

He's deleted his Twitter and Instagram accounts + deleted the videos that were on his TikTok. I presume Caden told him about the Farms.

Oh, really?
Heh.
Though tbh, if the other two are handlers, I'd assume they're reading the farms anyway and have made him delete those.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

I still don't understand why Gamefreak etc don't crack down on this "business". I was under distinct impression that taking an established character a company spent millions on marketing and changing a few small details would still break copyright law. He must be prominent enough by now to be on someone's legal radar.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I still don't understand why Gamefreak etc don't crack down on this "business". I was under distinct impression that taking an established character a company spent millions on marketing and changing a few small details would still break copyright law. He must be prominent enough by now to be on someone's legal radar.

i firmly believe there is some kinda universal safety net keeping chris on the right track
maybe it's godly, maybe it's luck, or maybe it's just the fact that he's such an odd goddamn figure that nobody in power wants to acknowledge his existence because he's effectively an infohazard of sorts wherein as soon as you admit you know about him, you're in trouble

remember wikipedia editors are adamently refusing to ever mention him
"the most documented man on the internet" and wikipedia will decidedly not utter a word about him insofar as they can help it
he has that miasma about him, the few bucks they could potentially make off this random aut' for selling some drawings of his cartoon character is not worth the stain of ever admitting they know of him

also i think chris chan just has so many.... i thnk "fans" is the wrong word, and so is "followers"... what would you call people who are just kinda there and are aware of him.... knowers? there are so many of us who are kinda aware of him in all walks of life and all industries and professions that there's always at least one guy at the start or end of a line going "nah, i'm not moving this issue forward, that's chris chan"

 

[LowlyPheasent]

also i think chris chan just has so many.... i thnk "fans" is the wrong word, and so is "followers"... what would you call people who are just kinda there and are aware of him.... knowers?

Observers is probably the most apt. He's like a gnarly burning wreck on the side of the road. People like to slow down and look from a distance but have no intention of dealing with it.

Honestly I think that's also in part why he goes so unscathed and continues as he does, the asylums that would have tard wrangled him and others like him aren't in place anymore.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Another thing useful about ClearSky that I didn't realize until now, you can see if a user left a reply to another accounts' posts which as far as I know you can't do on regular BlueSky




Also updated stats, Chris is now blocked by 74 BlueSky accounts and he's featured in 6 block lists. He also blocked 3 more users for talking back to him: