Containment Random Chris Updates

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Big update.
Caden Michael Peck has another criminal case.
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First, good find.
Second, when will you lazy niggers learn to convert .png to .jpg before uploading it so it doesn't take 5 fucking minutes to load so I can actually read what's written in there?
 
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Ammyterasu said:
I wondered what was up with that and if it got shelved along the way, he sure took his sweet time.
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Chris...is...a...motherfucker.

Long ago, different people who were weird and liked an even weirder guy named Chris existed together in neutral chaos.

Then, everything changed when the normies got wind because of certain things with Chris's mother.

Only someone retarded enough to want an interview with him, some guy with a gunt and a few other people that no one care about, showed up at his hotel to get an interview.

When we needed entertainment the most...

Chris was arrested.

Then he was released about 2 and 1/2 years later and no one interviewed him that I'm aware of.

... Then it was like March of 2024 and we learned a game from Mars was possibly doing an interview. But nothing came of it.

Until...

A full year past and some guy on kiwi farms discovered a new update on the interview I forgot about until he mentioned it...

A Kiwi farm user.... Named somethin' or other ehhhh

He has a lot to learn before he's ready to entertain anyone.

But I don't believe... The interview is going to be anything interesting.

Nuhhh nuhhhhhh nuhhhhh nuhhhhhh
 
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King Kiwi said:
Now a one-on-one interview between Gamer from Mars and Megan talking about what Chris was like for a while wouldn't be too bad. Not with Chris involved but you know just some people who know Chris from his early years. Even some of his gal pals m/the people he grew up with or his family would be interesting.
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That would be really cool. God I wish Chris Chan vs. The Internet wasn’t scrapped, I would’ve killed to see that interview with Megan.
Ammyterasu said:
I wondered what was up with that and if it got shelved along the way, he sure took his sweet time.
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Don’t forget, GFM recorded his footage with Chris in the first part in December 2019, but didn’t release it until like 2022.
demicolon said:
I'm not letting that Canuck Jean-Pierre Gayrapey anywhere near my junk, no thanks.
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And keep all your retarded wives inside too!
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Idk why people are commenting on it now of all times.. Chris himself wrote that his new mailing address is (for whatever reason) 14BC again. It was buried under the...uhhh...major schizowave that was the possibility of Chris being a dad, which was debunked or two later, but it happened.

Also, a poem, for Chris's 43rd birthday Spiritual Love Day
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Why were Chris and Flutter looking at rats? Do they have a pet snake or something?
 
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chris is finally famous enough for rando women from his past to come back and use the fact that they knew (of) him for attention and personal gain

im also very skeptical of everything she has to say, because it reads like 9/10 things you could read from the cwcki which don't need to come from someone who supposedly 'knows him' and then 1/10 things that chris is simply not the type of person to do
>he didn't like to shower and played pokemon... and then he sat and watched PORN IN PUBLIC
not our chris, at least not in his days of working at Wendy's
it sounds like she's just buttering us up with things we already expect to hear to make her outrageous claims sound more rational and then ups it to 11 with the crazy to validate her decision to make this video in the first place, because if she's not giving new OUTRAGIOUS info, why bother making it? to mug the camera and make it all about herself of course
 
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King Kiwi said:
Okay so this random girl whose last name is Chandler but is not related to Chris grew up with two of Chris's cousins and one of them is named Danny and I guess he's Bob's relative somehow and Chris's and what?

Is there any way to verify this?
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she also somehow supposedly kept meeting and interacting with him up close in several seperate notable periods in his life (school, work at wendy's... all ones that have been documenged in the cwcki) completely by chance
 
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King Kiwi said:
Okay so this random girl whose last name is Chandler but is not related to Chris grew up with two of Chris's cousins and one of them is named Danny and I guess he's Bob's relative somehow and Chris's and what?

Is there any way to verify this?
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I really want to believe there is a yet to be discovered cousin of Chris called Danny-chan who still acts like classic Chris during his lovequest.

She claims this cousin Danny is from Bob's side:
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And just like Chris he likes to attend local card shops and anime conventions:
However sadly I'm not so sure it's true since this woman seems to be someone who is known to lie a lot for whatever reason.

(Getting slightly off topic since this isn't directly about Chris so I'll spoiler all of this stuff about people calling her out):
I decided to do a search and after finding her TikTok and YouTube account I found out she's apparently seen as a notorious liar and last year made up a convoluted story about a streaker at Katsucon which she was mentoring to be a professional cosplayer (Another thing other users claim is a made up thing) and pinned it on this innocent guy she used to go to school (There was in fact no streaker from what I can tell), looking at TikTok comments she deleted all the related videos but there's still a Reddit post:
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And there's also a couple of TikTok videos about it but they keep calling her a he for some reason:




It sounds like a lot of nonsense drama that I doubt anyone here would care.

Her whole YouTube channel seem to be about incels which she seems to be obsessed with for whatever reason.

Looking through the TikTok comments she somehow has custody of one of her childen:
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She also describes herself as a disabled war vet.
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Yo...there's something very strange in the Chris bloodline if cousin Danny-chan Chu is 100% real no fake

For real, this sounds more to me like a paranormal curse, it's pretty bizarre (also I hope that weens and a-logs don't try to turn Danny-chan into a new gen Alpha Chris-Chan, that's so cliche)
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
Yo...there's something very strange in the Chris bloodline if cousin Danny-chan Chu is 100% real no fake

For real, this sounds more to me like a paranormal curse, it's pretty bizarre (also I hope that weens and a-logs don't try to turn Danny-chan into a new gen Alpha Chris-Chan, that's so cliche)
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I agree. But we do know that Savannah has autism and she's Bob's paternal granddaughter but she's not a mess up like the new generation male Chandlers are.
So maybe it's just the male Chandlers who get the weird 'Tism gene and it skipped a generation with David Alan Chandler.
 
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