Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

Well, well, well, Look what I've found...a youtube channel of Betty Peck, Caden's mother.
And it had a video.

Seeing a half naked 11 yo Caden Peck take a dip in icy water while his mother records is not what I expected to see today, but here we are.
The description: "It was 41 degrees and Caden met the Landon Plunge Challenge. He was challenged by Vincent and Allie. He challenges Blake from B&J Skate Rink, Chris Nothstine, and Allie Wolf."

At first I thought it was in Virginia, but nope, B&J Skate Rink is located in Missouri. Most likely, it's Mozingo Lake, located in Nodaway County, same place Caden went to college. Searches on other people also seem to confirm that. So he lived in Missouri back then...interesting. When did he move to Virginia then?
Also, two different people named Allie...I will investigate that.

Spoiler: Archived for posterity.

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Update: I found Allie Wolf, or at least a very close match. She even graduated from the same college as Caden, albeit she did so five years ago, before he even applied to it.
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Not Flutter. This leaves another Allie though, albeit with no surname it's gonna be a lot harder to find her.

You can tell these kids exercise regularly.

Oh well, there's no way that a girl like Allie would have agreed to babysit Chris for this extended period of time.

No matter how much Polar Bear paid her.

Good try though.

 

[Ammyterasu]

New wall of text on the Cwclight blog, most of it written by chatGPT. Big waste of time but at least this part was funny:

Now, the comparisons between Jesus Christ of Nazareth and myself, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime:

There are numerous similarities and contrasts between Jesus Christ and I. Similarities include us having proclaimed prophecies that came true. Need I remind you I sensed Trump's narcissism beyond a mile away in the first 2016 debate with Hillary Clinton or how awful MLP Pony Life and the premature MLP G5 would be. We both have talked of spiritual transformations, compassion and humility. We both shaped entire civilizations in one way or another. We both were baptized, and our influences led to major cultural, moral and philosophical shifts. We both have demonstrated selflessness, sacrifice and forgiveness. I've given a Lot of time online to a lot of people, as well as acts of various generosity and kindness noted online and not noted online. And I have forgiven a LOT of the online Haters and Fakers over the decades who took advantage of me, mentally and emotionally, even physically by deceiving me in person, face to face. Yet, I still have the memories that pain me to this very day from all of that. In that, also, we both have faced on repeat numerous trolling (in person, and present day online), various forms of abuse and ridicule, as well as siding with those who would ultimately shape us and the future, yet some of them still being sinful and awful. The Book of Judas, as noted on "Finding Jesus", has pointed this out of Jesus' disciples. And we both are leaving our impacts and teachings around the world.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

New wall of text on the Cwclight blog, most of it written by chatGPT. Big waste of time but at least this part was funny:

We both shaped entire civilizations in one way or another. We both were baptized, and our influences led to major cultural, moral and philosophical shifts

The contrast of how high this real life cartoon character thinks of himself while actually being the whole internet's most notorious village idiot never fails to get me. I'd love to see Chris elaborate on what "cultural, moral and philosophical" shifts he "influenced".

That, or just ask him what does "philosophical" actually mean, just to see the bovine look on his face when he realizes he doesn't have a clue.

we both have faced on repeat numerous trolling

Yeah, I remember that time some kids tricked Jesus into farting bare-assed on a cake for everyone to point and laugh.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The contrast of how high this real life cartoon character thinks of himself while actually being the whole internet's most notorious village idiot never fails to get me. I'd love to see Chris elaborate on what "cultural, moral and philosophical" shifts he "influenced".

That, or just ask him what does "philosophical" actually mean, just to see the bovine look on his face when he realizes he doesn't have a clue.

His Jesus pretend is pretty dumb, but I'll never get tired of him using big words in an attempt to sound smart. He really seems to enjoy just tossing this stuff out there with bold declarations yet without any actual substance. Then again, that's a trait he's had for a long time. Shitty art? He demands an award. Why? Because he thinks his art is worth of an award. Why? Because he just tells himself it does.

I think he just convinces himself of these things about himself, and once he says "I'm the avant-garde of societal changes", that's about as far as he gets. That is a running theme in his life, where he just declares he's something, and that's where it ends. He's great at Pokemon because he said he is, despite him sucking at the game itself. He's a great artist because he says he is, but his art is trash. He's so nice because he said he's nice, despite being a fat little vindictive goblin. Etc...

 

[ASeabear8952]

New wall of text on the Cwclight blog, most of it written by chatGPT. Big waste of time but at least this part was funny:

So now he’s just comparing himself to Jesus as opposed to outright claiming he’s Jesus?

 

[Ammyterasu]

So now he’s just comparing himself to Jesus as opposed to outright claiming he’s Jesus?

I suppose it's because he's trying to convince the doubters and those are the "proofs" that they are the same. Also chatGPT must have given him a list of contrasts too between him and Jesus since it said so in the beginning, but he didn't copy-paste those of course lol

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I suppose it's because he's trying to convince the doubters and those are the "proofs" that they are the same. Also chatGPT must have given him a list of contrasts too between him and Jesus since it said so in the beginning, but he didn't copy-paste those of course lol

If ChatGPT found ANY similarities between Chris and Jesus Christ, let alone the dubious nonsense found in that incoherent post (Chris Chan "predicted" Trump being greedy or that Chris has humility) then that only makes me doubt the validity of AI.

 

[Ammyterasu]

If ChatGPT found ANY similarities between Chris and Jesus Christ, let alone the dubious nonsense found in that incoherent post (Chris Chan "predicted" Trump being greedy or that Chris has humility) then that only makes me doubt the validity of AI.

That kind of writing prompt AI is braindead by design, it was nerfed so it doesn't say "problematic" things and its answers are very easily swayed by how the user talks to it. It's as useful and accurate as a horoscope.

It's also not the first time Chris uses AI for validation and to give himself some asspats

 

[JunkMan.exe]

His Jesus pretend is pretty dumb, but I'll never get tired of him using big words in an attempt to sound smart. He really seems to enjoy just tossing this stuff out there with bold declarations yet without any actual substance. Then again, that's a trait he's had for a long time. Shitty art? He demands an award. Why? Because he thinks his art is worth of an award. Why? Because he just tells himself it does.

I think he just convinces himself of these things about himself, and once he says "I'm the avant-garde of societal changes", that's about as far as he gets. That is a running theme in his life, where he just declares he's something, and that's where it ends. He's great at Pokemon because he said he is, despite him sucking at the game itself. He's a great artist because he says he is, but his art is trash. He's so nice because he said he's nice, despite being a fat little vindictive goblin. Etc...

It's amazing on how he can lie to itself and actually believe it, the closest thing to "self criticism" it's saying the past version of himself was naive but not anymore, what will future Chris say about present rapist tranny Chris?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Update: It def did. Chris seems to have referred to this video of his, which he has just uploaded.

I bet the borderline no name wheeljack recolor guy, slicer could take em.

He has a car on top of being a transformer that turns into a car. That's a true power.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I bet the borderline no name wheeljack recolor guy, slicer could take em.
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He has a car on top of being a transformer that turns into a car. That's a true power.

Don't you dare insult Wheeljack like that, that's clearly a recolored Transformers Legacy United Deluxe Cybertron Hot Shot.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Don't you dare insult Wheeljack like that, that's clearly a recolored Transformers Legacy United Deluxe Cybertron Hot Shot.

I'm not insulting him, I'm saying the guy that just so happens to look exactly like wheeljack but blue and gray for no real reason who also drives a car sometimes could beat all these guys.

he's also sometimes french and sometimes wheeljack from another timeline, but that's unimportant.

What's important is his car turns into a fucking royalty free power loader mech.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I'm not insulting him, I'm saying the guy that just so happens to look exactly like wheeljack but blue and gray for no real reason who also drives a car sometimes could beat all these guys.

he's also sometimes french and sometimes wheeljack from another timeline, but that's unimportant.

What's important is his car turns into a fucking royalty free power loader mech.
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At least it looks better than whatever this is...

It doesn't even resemble his fucking onscreen appearance in this mode, which was already ugly AF, though still better than Bumblebee...and was the first ever transformer we saw on screen...

Man, I remember when Transformers toys used to be very good looking and complex. Was around the time of the second and third movies...

Bit cynical here though. I would have grown up on the Bay movies, had I actually gotten any toys back then. I tried rewatching the G1 cartoon and it looks so shit, even compared to other stuff from the same time period I've seen, like the OG Gundam, which THAT is considered by many to be bad compared to other works in the series, came out five years prior and still looks better than this shit.

Also...no, the guy does not turn into a car. Slicer's an Action Master.
He does turn into one in his Shattered Glass Collection where they call him a Decepticon, but that's meant to be Wheeljack.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[screencap: "Peering into the veil, you are confronted with a prominent spiritual and early figure. THis person is one of the most document people in history, Chris Chan"]

BY THE EMPEROR, A DEMON!​

- a Space Marine, probably

 

[The Lawgiver]

Also...no, the guy does not turn into a car. Slicer's an Action Master.
He does turn into one in his Shattered Glass Collection where they call him a Decepticon, but that's meant to be Wheeljack.

He had a botcon exclusive generations repaint of an energon figure despite it still having an autobot logo sculpted in, and the shattered glass one has the g1 action master pink-ish deception logo and comes with a transformer that turns into his exo suit car. I think it's pretty clear when he's not action-mastering (which is the transformers equivalent of doing copious amounts of drugs to thre point you can't do shit right) he turns into a car.

For some reason he's popular enough that people scalp all the figures of him that have come out whenever they did despite him literally just being a blue wheeljack visually.

 

[King Kiwi]

That kind of writing prompt AI is braindead by design, it was nerfed so it doesn't say "problematic" things and its answers are very easily swayed by how the user talks to it. It's as useful and accurate as a horoscope.

It's also not the first time Chris uses AI for validation and to give himself some asspats
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I guess this is cheaper than Kaden's shitty shrooms.

Who needs to get high when an AI robot can confirm you're God?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

He had a botcon exclusive generations repaint of an energon figure despite it still having an autobot logo sculpted in, and the shattered glass one has the g1 action master pink-ish deception logo and comes with a transformer that turns into his exo suit car. I think it's pretty clear when he's not action-mastering (which is the transformers equivalent of doing copious amounts of drugs to thre point you can't do shit right) he turns into a car.

For some reason he's popular enough that people scalp all the figures of him that have come out whenever they did despite him literally just being a blue wheeljack visually.

Which one you'd rather?
A) Have your transformation cog removed
B) Smoke enough nucleon to lose the ability to transform
That's right, fuck you, Triple M.
(I'd be nothing without the TFWiki fr)

 

[D_Tractor]

Well, well, well, Look what I've found...a youtube channel of Betty Peck, Caden's mother.
And it had a video.

Seeing a half naked 11 yo Caden Peck take a dip in icy water while his mother records is not what I expected to see today, but here we are.
The description: "It was 41 degrees and Caden met the Landon Plunge Challenge. He was challenged by Vincent and Allie. He challenges Blake from B&J Skate Rink, Chris Nothstine, and Allie Wolf."

At first I thought it was in Virginia, but nope, B&J Skate Rink is located in Missouri. Most likely, it's Mozingo Lake, located in Nodaway County, same place Caden went to college. Searches on other people also seem to confirm that. So he lived in Missouri back then...interesting. When did he move to Virginia then?
Also, two different people named Allie...I will investigate that.

Spoiler: Archived for posterity.

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Update: I found Allie Wolf, or at least a very close match. She even graduated from the same college as Caden, albeit she did so five years ago, before he even applied to it.
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Not Flutter. This leaves another Allie though, albeit with no surname it's gonna be a lot harder to find her.

I guess it was normal 11 years ago to upload videos of your own kid with your real name and "1488" in your username?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Which one you'd rather?
A) Have your transformation cog removed
B) Smoke enough nucleon to lose the ability to transform
That's right, fuck you, Triple M.
(I'd be nothing without the TFWiki fr)

Answers always B, no exceptions.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Answers always B, no exceptions.

The fact that Hasbro legitimately made a toyline about how drugs are good is baffling to me.
The fact they actually made non transforming Transformers is too.
The fact that they named one of the actually transforming ones "Omega Spreem" just makes me laugh.