Containment Random Chris Updates

[Goochole]

Chris looked his most normal when he was in the "Trucker" phase where he wore baseball caps and denim jackets all the time for some reason.

Excuse me....

Come again?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Excuse me....

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Come again?

Well. Not when he started... that.

But before then, when he was doing whatever this was:

He could easily escape notice in many places. Hell, in places like Portland he would probably be mainstream. But that just wouldn't be CWC.

 

[Trilby]

Well. Not when he started... that.

But before then, when he was doing whatever this was:

He could easily escape notice in many places. Hell, in places like Portland he would probably be mainstream. But that just wouldn't be CWC.

Often whenever I think of this vid, I often wonder what it could've been had Chris STAYED OFF the internet from then on? He certainly took the effort to appear different here.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yes, but being an undesirable, Chris still has a pathological and underserved craving for attention and praise. I know he's autistic, but being a pretentious attention whore is one of Chris' biggest laughing points.

 

[Goochole]

Chris couldn't find some poon in a spoon factory.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Chris couldn't find some poon in a spoon factory.

That one doesn't even make sense.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris couldn't find some poon in a spoon factory.

Chris couldn't find some tail in a den full of foxes.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris couldn't find some tail in a den full of foxes.

Chris couldn't get Laid even if he was in a record shop that only sells James singles.

 

[Professor Iris]

Chris couldn't get pussy even if somebody threw an entire box of kittens at him.

 

[The Dude]

Chris couldn't get a woman on the Mexican border with a stack of green cards.

 

[Zarkov]

Chris couldn't find water if he fell from a boat.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris couldn't get a woman on the Mexican border with a stack of green cards.

In other words...

 

[The Dude]

In other words...

Chris is Forever Alone Guy incarnate.

 

[Goochole]

Chris couldn't get skin with Napalm.

 

[The Dude]

Chris couldn't get skin with Napalm.

Chris couldn't get bumper at an auto body shop. He couldn't get pussy at a pet store.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris couldn't get bumper at an auto body shop. He couldn't get pussy at a pet store.

Chris couldn't get pussy at a Humane Society Adoption Event.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris couldn't get a woman wet if he peed on her. #watersports

 

[Goochole]

Chris couldn't get trim at a barber shop.

 

[zap2theextreme]

If there were a lot of woman around in one place Chris would not be able to have sex with them!

 

[The Dude]

Chris couldn't get ass if he were a toilet seat. He couldn't get a fish taco at Mexican restaurant.