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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Well. Not when he started... that.
But before then, when he was doing whatever this was:
He could easily escape notice in many places. Hell, in places like Portland he would probably be mainstream. But that just wouldn't be CWC.
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Often whenever I think of this vid, I often wonder what it could've been had Chris STAYED OFF the internet from then on? He certainly took the effort to appear different here.Well. Not when he started... that.
But before then, when he was doing whatever this was:
He could easily escape notice in many places. Hell, in places like Portland he would probably be mainstream. But that just wouldn't be CWC.
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Yes, but being an undesirable, Chris still has a pathological and underserved craving for attention and praise. I know he's autistic, but being a pretentious attention whore is one of Chris' biggest laughing points.
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Chris couldn't find some poon in a spoon factory.
RealtreeByGod
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That one doesn't even make sense.
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Chris couldn't find some tail in a den full of foxes.
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Chris couldn't get Laid even if he was in a record shop that only sells James singles.
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Chris couldn't get pussy even if somebody threw an entire box of kittens at him.
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Chris couldn't get a woman on the Mexican border with a stack of green cards.
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Chris couldn't find water if he fell from a boat.
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In other words...
Chris is Forever Alone Guy incarnate.
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Chris couldn't get bumper at an auto body shop. He couldn't get pussy at a pet store.
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Chris couldn't get pussy at a Humane Society Adoption Event.
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Chris couldn't get a woman wet if he peed on her. #watersports
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Chris couldn't get trim at a barber shop.
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If there were a lot of woman around in one place Chris would not be able to have sex with them!
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Chris couldn't get ass if he were a toilet seat. He couldn't get a fish taco at Mexican restaurant.