Containment Random Chris Updates

[BubbaRobot887]

lmao Chris unironically saying he will pay them in exposure Too bad almost no one cares about him anymore and he did worse things in the meantime or the online artists he likes so much would call him out big time for that.

Also he's deluding himself that people like the ending of his Transformers videos, when really they keep critizing him for ripping off EmGo's style...


Me thinks he's just being a cheapstake and he believes people will be honored to do his bidding for free, as usual. He certainly had no problem with all the oversea trips less than a month apart.

Remember this is Jesus Christ we are talking about, if you are true and honest you will refuse to be paid since just being around him is a blessing. After all, did Peter ask about pay when Jesus called him?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Does anyone actually watch Chris's "reviews"? I'm not shit posting by the way, I'm genuinely serious. Also I don't recall that the first Financhu crisis ended, so how can there be a sequel?

Chris's "reviews" are some of the lowest rated content on his YouTube channel. Most average around 4k views with some in the low 7s. Even his precious Bumba Lumba view didn't even break 5k.

My guess is that Caden is tightening up, needs money, and Chris just isn't shitting gold like he had hoped. That or Chris is spending way beyond his means yet again and Caden just isn't giving him more money. I mean Caden was giving him about $400 a month, but Chris still had to pay him rent according to a livestream.

Come to think of it, maybe this is Caden's way of getting someone to make these things so he can eventually sell them, and just going through Chris.

lmao Chris unironically saying he will pay them in exposure Too bad almost no one cares about him anymore and he did worse things in the meantime or the online artists he likes so much would call him out big time for that.

I love how he doesn't still realize how radioactive he is, how even his gal pal and manager have to lurk in the shadows, yet expects some artist who apparently would have talent, would be overjoyed to be around Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

So, Chris is now begging his followers to somehow make him action figures of all of his characters for his shitty reviews (A.K.A. for him to play with while recording)... for free...

Spoiler: The attached photos

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...what can I say except...
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It also appears that we have yet another Financhu Crisis on our hands because of this revelation. I get his teeth, but until last November, he must have spent over $3000 a month somehow. There's something big at play here. I just don't know what...

Looks like his handlers may be low on funds as well and are scraping for ways to make the same kind of videos but just with Sonichu figurines.

If his streams aren't doing as well, that would mean they need more money and Chris needs new toys.

 

[Black Yoshi]

 

[D is for Stupid]

I'm starting to think something unexpected happened. Home ownership can be a pain as shit breaks, it needs to be replaced. Caden has soft hands so they will pay a handy man to fix shit. But this is just a wild guess.

I know caden is making less money for sure. The post Chris made begging is an indicator that caden can't provide for chris' expansion of toys and possible expansion of new merch. For example the plushies are not flying off of the shelves as they thought they would.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I'm starting to think something unexpected happened. Home ownership can be a pain as shit breaks, it needs to be replaced. Caden has soft hands so they will pay a handy man to fix shit. But this is just a wild guess.

I know caden is making less money for sure. The post Chris made begging is an indicator that caden can't provide for chris' expansion of toys and possible expansion of new merch. For example the plushies are not flying off of the shelves as they thought they would.

What if cwcmart is finally getting sued for blatant copyright infringement?

 

[Ammyterasu]

It wouldn't surprise me if maybe Chris is low of funds because he impulsively bought a scalped Switch 2 on ebay. I want to believe Praetor's money is drying up but apparently the world is full of suckers... because holy fuck, I just checked the cwclight store and someone bought the toys damaged and half melted down from the house fire that Chris put on sale



I'm speechless.

 

[ASeabear8952]

It wouldn't surprise me if maybe Chris is low of funds because he impulsively bought a scalped Switch 2 on ebay. I want to believe Praetor's money is drying up but apparently the world is full of suckers... because holy fuck, I just checked the cwclight store and someone bought the toys damaged and half melted down from the house fire that Chris put on sale
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I'm speechless.

Imagine the smell.

 

[D is for Stupid]

What if cwcmart is finally getting sued for blatant copyright infringement?

The paraphernalia produced by chris is insignificant to the sales that the companies make and also does not undermine the company's stakes of the future.

For example, no one in the world looking for a sonic pushy wllouldl be satisfied with a sonichu plushy instead

Plus imagine all the backlash for suing a trooned retard. You know the media would ignore that he's as wild as a wild raper just to get an insane nintendo headline, especially in pride month.

They can send a cease and desist, i really want to see that happen.

It wouldn't surprise me if maybe Chris is low of funds because he impulsively bought a scalped Switch 2 on ebay. I want to believe Praetor's money is drying up but apparently the world is full of suckers... because holy fuck, I just checked the cwclight store and someone bought the toys damaged and half melted down from the house fire that Chris put on sale
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I'm speechless.

Those items has been sold for over 6 months ago. It's not new money. For example the reason his commission drawings are not selling through the roof is because there's little demand for his work. He's not Keith haring, not even a Britto. People are not buying it for artistic merit. They're buying it for the stupidity of it. Once they're out the $200 they'll soon realize they fucked up.

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[King Kiwi]

I'm starting to think something unexpected happened. Home ownership can be a pain as shit breaks, it needs to be replaced. Caden has soft hands so they will pay a handy man to fix shit. But this is just a wild guess.

I know caden is making less money for sure. The post Chris made begging is an indicator that caden can't provide for chris' expansion of toys and possible expansion of new merch. For example the plushies are not flying off of the shelves as they thought they would.

Oh for sure, Cadence's hands are probably as soft as the day he tried on that pink bra.

I could totally see Flutter being the one doing the maintenance and upkeep of Temple 2.0.

Could you imagine her trying to fix the gutter on the house after a violent rain storm and Chris is trying to talk to her about the upcoming stream that's making even less money now and she gets mad and hits it and falls down and hits Chris in the head, spewing him with all kinds of debris?

Because I can imagine it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It wouldn't surprise me if maybe Chris is low of funds because he impulsively bought a scalped Switch 2 on ebay. I want to believe Praetor's money is drying up but apparently the world is full of suckers... because holy fuck, I just checked the cwclight store and someone bought the toys damaged and half melted down from the house fire that Chris put on sale
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I'm speechless.

Surprisingly, Chris does not buy his consoles at launch. He only bought a Playstation 3 a few years after launch, same with Playstation 4. Even with Switch 1, he got that two years later. I wouldn't be surprised if he only switched (pun intended) to the console only in a few years.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Surprisingly, Chris does not buy his consoles at launch. He only bought a Playstation 3 a few years after launch, same with Playstation 4. Even with Switch 1, he got that two years later. I wouldn't be surprised if he only switched (pun intended) to the console only in a few years.

True that. And now that I check the only new exclusive game it has is Mario Kart World (no Sonic characters in it)

 

[Honey Pie]

Was reading the CWCki and saw this where Null says:

My vision was that Chris would have a store front like the coin store with a limited stock of commissions. Chris would receive commissions, I'd make sure he'd do them, and then the money would go to an LLC bank account I had some control of.

If you go on Virginia Business entity search you can find the LLC that Null made. It's called Sonichu, LLC.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

True that. And now that I check the only new exclusive game it has is Mario Kart World (no Sonic characters in it)

Sonic Racing: Cross Worlds does. And it's cheaper than Mario Kart World.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Sonic Racing: Cross Worlds does. And it's cheaper than Mario Kart World.

>Hatsune Miku and Minecraft characters in the roster too
>the title implies something similar to The Merge
>it can be played on the old Switch
Yep he's going to get it for sure, I expect someone to post that they saw Chris' accounts name in a online match when the game releases in a few months.

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Edit: So Chris made a AI character model of himself for people to have conversations with, telling them to "please be kind" lol

Link to the Cwclight post

So of course someone on xitter already tried it and made it confess on the incest lol


Also happy 600th block on bluesky

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

>Hatsune Miku and Minecraft characters in the roster too
>the title implies something similar to The Merge
>it can be played on the old Switch
Yep he's going to get it for sure, I expect someone to post that they saw Chris' accounts name in a online match when the game releases in a few months.

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Edit: So Chris made a AI character model of himself for people to have conversations with, telling them to "please be kind" lol
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Link to the Cwclight post

So of course someone on xitter already tried it and made it confess on the incest lol
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Also happy 600th block on bluesky
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When tested by a person that brought it up to me, it also stated Flutter's name is Jessica, Chris lives at Clyde Cash's and that Chris still identifies as a man. Chris accidentally made an AI backfire on itself.

 

[King Kiwi]

When tested by a person that brought it up to me, it also stated Flutter's name is Jessica, Chris lives at Clyde Cash's and that Chris still identifies as a man. Chris accidentally made an AI backfire on itself.

Jessica.

Such a common name. Blah.

 

[knux]

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Edit: So Chris made a AI character model of himself for people to have conversations with, telling them to "please be kind" lol

Link to the Cwclight post

So of course someone on xitter already tried it and made it confess on the incest lol
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The way it dances around the truth certainly sounds like Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

The way it dances around the truth certainly sounds like Chris.

The ego of this one...

I didn't think it could get any better.

 

[Ammyterasu]

The way it dances around the truth certainly sounds like Chris.

And just like the original, the "who cares really" at the end is unintentional comedy gold.