Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
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Enjoy it while you can Chris, because it's a limited time offer.

When they're finally gone, we'll be in for another Sonic Boom saga. He'll try to get his brony buddies to organize a boycott of Starbucks, and cry discrimination against unicorns. Then he'll paint blue and pink hair on the mermaid logo, getting him banned from all Starbucks locations in Virginia. And this saga will climax when he maces a barista after screaming "Don't call anybody."
 
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Chris just looks sad.

He tries so hard to look happy, it's just sad.

Also, Unicorn Frappes are just ground-up My Little Ponies... :biggrin:
 
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InTheSidePocket said:
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Chris just looks sad.

He tries so hard to look happy, it's just sad.

Also, Unicorn Frappes are just ground-up My Little Ponies... :biggrin:
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When in doubt, pinky out....as well as your double chins, gut, moobs, and 5'0 clock shadow.
We're all keepin' it classy with Pristine Christine.
Jesus, I never noticed what a resemblance he has to Timothy Whitbeck.

Damn, Chris' eyebrows are low and saggy even for a dude. I think the neanderthal connection has some credibility here. Is Chris also wearing that Wonderwoman tank-top? He got no likes for this one, but he's probably thinking he's the setsiest bitch in the world because no one said anything.
 
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If Chris made a DoopiecameforCWC.jpg, would they be ponysonas?

"I have a dementia problem that makes me fall mentally blank, and when I end up not doing... ...the task from the previous day, onward, because of distress from whatever situation kills my mood and emotions"

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This can only end like that time with the poor girl on the "Impulse" nightclub dance floor. Chris will try to neutralize her by wearing her energy down in an effort to drag her back to his filthy lair, but she will walk away, while the entire scenario play out in Chris' mind while everyone ignores him, again.
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Hellfire said:
If Chris made a DoopiecameforCWC.jpg, would they be ponysonas?

"I have a dementia problem that makes me fall mentally blank, and when I end up not doing... ...the task from the previous day, onward, because of distress from whatever situation kills my mood and emotions"

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"You lot" Either Chris is stalking Karen Riley's posts on kiwifarms, or he's watching British shows he does not understand...maybe both.

I find it quite offensive that he is now using dementia as his latest excuses to failure while he's out wasting money on Fraps that taste like shit.
Dimentia is a terrible disease that robs people even of the most basic skills and turns them into zombies, but Chris was born that way.
 
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