Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

We found the worst post in the history of the internet. Chris not only said he spent the money on Legos but when he was arrested he had a brand new Nintendo Switch and Legos in the hotel room when he was arrest, if he didn't get them from his house(which was also a violation of the protective order) and he didn't buy them with the money he stole then he must have shoplifted them and that means he should have gone to prison for that.

I can't believe we have someone here who has Chris' cock so far up his ass that it is coming out his mouth.

If Chris didn't get the Nintendo Switch from his house, this would imply that Chris now has a total of three Nintendo Switches. If the first one was thrown away by the Barb's caretakers (though doubt considering Chris still seems to have his old PS3 judging by his PSN activity), then he'd still have two of these.

 

[Xev]

It doesn't really matter what the money was spent on. When you're genuinely trying to help someone and they make a promise then immediately break that promise, it's principle of the matter so fuck them. It's a lesson Null needed to learn and I doubt he's made that same mistake twice. No more Captain Save A Tard for dear feeder.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I've been reading about that era, and it's interesting to see that lengths that Null was going to genuinely help Chris. In addition to screening his emails to weed out the trolls (something that Chris needed MUCH earlier) and setting up financial arrangements to ensure that Chris wouldn't be left destitute after Barb's eventual death, he was working to help him make good decisions.

Even when the disgusting allegations came to light, Null continued helping Chris. When the Emergency Protective Order was set in place, Null walked Chris through what he had to do. Chris had to be out of the house and was facing big-boy consequences. -- he couldn't handle it on his own.

While Null was useful towards Chris, I think the main things were in trying to report the Idea Guys to authorities and in acting as a manager for commissions. And Chris still has Caden for the latter.

The screening wasn't kept up for a while and Null had some ideas about housing/finances but nothing set in stone. The EPO was likely to have been explained to Chris by the cop who served it to him.

So an autistic tard null has known for years takes his own money from his moms bank account so he doesnt have to sleep on the street for a night, and null gets so mad for it that he cuts Chris off for years? Im not buying, I don’t see null being that controlling, it’s ultimately between Chris and null and if that’s the story he wants to ride with, more power to him, but im just voicing that I don’t buy it.

I think it's that Null was angry Chris lied to him, especially during such a high-profile time and involving a potential crime.

Chris not only said he spent the money on Legos but when he was arrested he had a brand new Nintendo Switch and Legos in the hotel room when he was arrest, if he didn't get them from his house(which was also a violation of the protective order) and he didn't buy them with the money he stole then he must have shoplifted them and that means he should have gone to prison for that.

Where'd he mention Lego? Chris did bring some things with him from home, he had the custom plush ChuuChuuRocket made for him, for one.

 

[ASeabear8952]

So in light of the newly discovered steamed hams comment being posted in here I thought I’d post newly uncovered info of my own that hasn’t been added to the CWCki yet:

This is something I knew about for awhile but it hadn’t crossed my mind to bring this up until now.

There was a very short-lived podcast called The CWCville Podcast hosted by Dillin Thomas and Rogue, Internet Man which can now only be found on the Internet Archive. There was one episode in which Chris himself showed up in the chat, and said that George Floyd and Harambe were both in C-197 (LOL).

This was from either December 23rd or 24th 2020 because Chris was still identifying as Sonichu, and Dillin flashed a few videos, one being this YellowFlash vid that had been uploaded 11 hours earlier.

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And the video was uploaded on December 23rd.

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The episode:

https://archive.org/details/the-cwcville-podcast-/CWCville+Podcast/The+CWCville+Podcast+Ep+04+(A+Moment+With+Dr+Wolf+Chris+Chan+and+Greater+Struggles).mp4

 

[King Kiwi]

So in light of the newly discovered steamed hams comment being posted in here I thought I’d post newly uncovered info of my own that hasn’t been added to the CWCki yet:

The only thing I took away from this is ham. I'd like a nice steaming ham right now. I wouldn't want the spam sticks that Chris made for that one Thanksgiving, blech.

But I'm sure Flutter could probably figure out how to make a ham maybe a glazed one honey glazed oh with macchiato cherries and pineapple slices.

That might be another reason why Chris is actually going shopping for a lot of his food now, because his loving waifu actually knows how to do the adult thing known as cooking.

I think I know what I'm making tomorrow.

 

[AnOminous]

Where'd he mention Lego? Chris did bring some things with him from home, he had the custom plush ChuuChuuRocket made for him, for one.

I don't remember Lego specifically but I do remember him stamping his feet in court about his child toys that were seized from the hotel room he was in when he was arrested.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don't remember Lego specifically but I do remember him stamping his feet in court about his child toys that were seized from the hotel room he was in when he was arrested.

Did he EVER get those back? Iircc he went to the sheriff's office after finally being g
released From the group home and got to collect his contraband from the sheriff's office.


Imagine being the officer who had to list off all of Chris's autistic junk as it was returned to him. One nintendo switch in a custom yellow and cyan case, two iphones in a custom carrying case, several...my little pony themed pins and badges. One bronycon 2017 convention badge and lanyard, and one....sonic Pikachu medallion made from what appears to be Crayola model magic.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Imagine being the officer who had to list off all of Chris's autistic junk as it was returned to him. One nintendo switch in a custom yellow and cyan case, two iphones in a custom carrying case, several...my little pony themed pins and badges. One bronycon 2017 convention badge and lanyard, and one....sonic Pikachu medallion made from what appears to be Crayola model magic.

I mean considering all the sex toys and drug paraphernalia they've dealt with Chris' stuff probably barely registered.

 

[Rogowski]

Yep, people invested in lolcows always have an unrealistic expectation about how the rest of the world will react to their pet lolcows

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris didn't get the Nintendo Switch from his house, this would imply that Chris now has a total of three Nintendo Switches. If the first one was thrown away by the Barb's caretakers (though doubt considering Chris still seems to have his old PS3 judging by his PSN activity), then he'd still have two of these.

Maybe he got it from Flutter Valley.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The merge shit and body swapping shit is so dumb.

Once again showing how that claim he "made the honor roll" and "was on the Dean's List" is certainly full of crap.

(That or Manchester High and PVCC had really low standards then.)

 

[A Grey Cat]

I mean considering all the sex toys and drug paraphernalia they've dealt with Chris' stuff probably barely registered.

Actually it probably registered because of how different it is. Crack pipes, ball gags, butt plugs, and dirty bongs are dime a dozen. Chris's custom made sonichu doodads and trinkets? Thats something you only see once in a blue moon.

 

[King Kiwi]

Actually it probably registered because of how different it is. Crack pipes, ball gags, butt plugs, and dirty bongs are dime a dozen. Chris's custom made sonichu doodads and trinkets? Thats something you only see once in a blue moon.

Sonichu bongs and Rosechu strapons and butt plugs, I can see them doing this eventually.

If sales drop, anyways.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Sonichu bongs.

If they can get the glass work right they could potentially charge thousands for a single piece. Actually, I wonder if someone will breed a weed strain and name it after Sonichu?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The weekly prerecorded Transformers vid had dropped a few minutes ago.

...what's up with "yay" in the title?

 

[King Kiwi]

The weekly prerecorded Transformers vid had dropped a few minutes ago.

...what's up with "yay" in the title?

Maybe Shatatton is smoking a doobie

 

[waltahwhite'freemovies]

The weekly prerecorded Transformers vid had dropped a few minutes ago.

...what's up with "yay" in the title?

Maybe he is getting tired of making these? Like does anyone watch them?

 

[King Metalia]

Maybe he is getting tired of making these? Like does anyone watch them?

No one watches his Transformer videos because their that really painful kind of cringe that only the most hardcore weens would waste their time watching

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Maybe he is getting tired of making these? Like does anyone watch them?

Suspect these have been prerecorded a long time ago and just dripfed to us during the content droughts.

 

[themarchivist2]

...what's up with "yay" in the title?

I think he's just feigning exasperation at having to cover a Decepticon which is also ostensibly Russian. It's like 2009 Chris acting disgusted whenever he had to say the word "gay" or "dick."