Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

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And now the autistic translation:
"Please fuck me, Britney. Please. I don't give two shits about your kids, just the hole they came from."

 

[ON 190]

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Chris, you're being creepy. Stop being creepy. Thank you.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris got a thing for them blonde girls.

And it's not much of a thing to begin with.

 

[Gav01]

I too am infatuated with flash-in-the-pan pop divas who stopped being relevant over a decade ago.

When is Chris going to emulate his idol and shave his head?

 

[dacwcman69]

I think Chris' obsession with Britney Spears stems from them both having a series of parallel insane moments in their lives. For instance; Britney struggled with drugs and anxiety while Chris struggles with spending his own money, pretending to be a woman and the inability to not make an ass of himself on the internet daily.

 

[Gav01]

I think Chris' obsession with Britney Spears stems from them both having a series of parallel insane moments in their lives. For instance; Britney struggled with drugs and anxiety while Chris struggles with spending his own money, pretending to be a woman and the inability to not make an ass of himself on the internet daily.

Fuck that! He just wants pussy, but is too stupid to discern quality, attainability, or sanity. The media told him that he wants to bang Britney, so now he wants to bang Britney.

 

[The Dude]

Chris, you're being creepy. Stop being creepy. Thank you.

If he were able to do that then he might actually have a chance of bedding a woman without paying for it. Also, he wouldn't be Chris. The creepiness is an integral, ingrained character trait.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I think Chris' obsession with Britney Spears stems from them both having a series of parallel insane moments in their lives. For instance; Britney struggled with drugs and anxiety while Chris struggles with spending his own money, pretending to be a woman and the inability to not make an ass of himself on the internet daily.

britney was big when chris was growing up, she's famous and has a pussy. that's all chris cares about atm.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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What Britney Spears song does he listen to while driving? Hit me Baby one more time?

Chris would be a real hit at kiddie pageant events. At these events, he would be the only pervert wrongfully arrested.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Arnold J. Rimmer]

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Can somebody translate this for me?
I don't speak :autism:

 

[zap2theextreme]

Can somebody translate this for me?
I don't speak :autism:

I think he's talking about the 5 stages of grief. He's been depressed so much that he just skips over the depression step and goes straight to acceptance? So that means he's actually okay I guess?

 

[GethPrime]

Hold on a second, I thought the prophecy said that Chris had to be Crystal's father! If he ignores the words of GodJesus and becomes the mother instead, what other kinds of heresy will we see? What's next, a niggo as the father?

 

[Slowinthemind]

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Hold on a second, I thought the prophecy said that Chris had to be Crystal's father! If he ignores the words of GodJesus and becomes the mother instead, what other kinds of heresy will we see? What's next, a niggo as the father?

4 days is an eternity in Christory.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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We really should have a "WTF is Chris saying rating".
I'll try and translate this for everyone, "Please accept this ridiculous, recyled excuse, I really don't want to do any work, but I do want all of your money! Feel sorry for me and send it now"

 

[The Dude]

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You know what really helps with depression? Being active, getting exercise, not spending all day cooped up inside your house, eating healthy, being productive...even having good hygiene can improve your emotional state.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I always just assumed Marvin was one of Chris's friends. I also always assumed he was the "Magical Man", if for no other reason then I like the idea of the dreaded pickle man infiltrating Chris's sanctuary.

I can personally vouch that @Marvin is not the magic man

 

[The Dude]

I can personally vouch that @Marvin is not the magic man

Obviously. The Magic Man was a cracker, not a niggo.

 

[dacwcman69]

You know what really helps with depression? Being active, getting exercise, not spending all day cooped up inside your house, eating healthy, being productive...even having good hygiene can improve your emotional state.

Don't tell Chris that, he'll take it as a personal attack on his life and bombard you with stress sighs