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Well, Cole has something Chris never will:
A wife with a real job.
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A wife with a real job.
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Thinking on it from Cole's perspective, he probably thinks Barb is putting Chris up to it (which she very well might be). I wouldn't be surprised if Cole reaches out to Chris after Barb dies
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Agreed, Chris also probably doesn't know much about Cole's job and current income. To Chris, since Cole has money to "piss and burn", Cole has money he can give to his brother and mother.
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Why would he? He has shown no inclination to get to know Chris and all interaction within the last 20 years was Chris pestering him for something, last time they corresponded properly was when Cole was asking who his real father was which Chris totally ignored in order to win a video game contest.
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When really, he's "pissing and burning" his wife's money.
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Chris is retarded and under the influence of his harpy mother. It's possible Cole might've decided involving himself in that wouldn't be helpful to anyone.
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Plus, the last real convo (to my memory) the had was the one where Cole was trying to find out his biological father while Chris was more interested in getting him to vote in the Parappa contest.
If I found out my mom lied to me my whole life and my fully grown (meaning he'll never get more mature) was more interested in a kid's contest than helping me fund the truth, I'd never speak to him again.
Doesn't help that the more recent times Chris tried contacting Cole involve Chris trying to shame Cole into giving them free money.
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Possible my favorite moments in christory are the times something touchy or downright tragic takes place around him and no part of that brain of his tells him it's probably not a good idea to include it in one of his comic-book fantasy shinenigans or love quest.
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Honestly, as far as Cole talking to Chris goes, it might be in the stars if Barb is gone.
Cole apparently shed a tear or two when Bob croaked and he might be willing to at least hear Chris out if he thought he could get something out of (like family records).
If any survived the fire or are in any decent order.
Cole apparently shed a tear or two when Bob croaked and he might be willing to at least hear Chris out if he thought he could get something out of (like family records).
If any survived the fire or are in any decent order.
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The best bits of Sonichu have always been when Chris uses it as wish fulfillment/a parallel to his real life.
It's usually dumb and boring when it's about Sonichu's home life and it doesn't reflect Chris' worldview/experience (like the way Sonichu treats Rosechu reflecting his view on women).
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Of joy perhaps, Bob is not Coles real father and apparently really hated him. Also to my knowledge Cole and Chris have never met, there is no connection between them apart from Barb who Cole also seems to hate.
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Cole was not on good terms with Bob or Barbara. According to Cole, Bob worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. He has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."[5] In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks to be informed when Bob dies so he can celebrate.[16]
If this is true then I guess that question is answered.
If this is true then I guess that question is answered.
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Chris and Borb did in fact make a trip to California to visit Cole for -- what was it, his graduation? There is at least one pic of Cole and Chris together on the CWCki somewhere.
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Californee here we come! I am visioning the Beverly Hillbillies now.
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Im pretty sure the baby would die on contact with chris' labia
that is if the baby didnt die from his "navy and orange soda" diet
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I never saw this picture, but man is it awkward. You can see Barb leaning away from Cole, toward her preferred son. And Cole looks as lifelike as a cardboard cutout. And Chris looks like Chris.Oh, they've met.
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Chris is family, we also don't know the last time Chris talked to Cole, we only have email leaks, not all emails have been leaked or is Chris wearing a wire. We can assume they don't talk much, or at all anymore, but they very well could have spoken several times much more recently then that, or even have had a friendly relationship before (he did attend Chris's birthday party at some point).