Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris and Cole's last known words, from the CWCki,
In July 2007, Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the PaRappacontest. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts had died a month prior.[25] Chris did ask his mother about it, but she maintained her version of the story. Chris was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is (though in Chris's defense, getting involved in an awkward quarrel about parentage is a pretty odd price for a simple upvote on a video.) This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. To date, these remain the last known communications between the half-brother
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Well, has Cole said a single word about his brother since the October of that year? Not publicly, but I kind of doubt privately either. His email has highly intricate firewalls for anything weenish, (julay, BRIEFS)

Null once even contacted Cole directly to ask him how he felt about Chris saying he wanted to have sex with Barb. Nothing. No response.
 
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PS1gamenwatch said:
Why doesn't Chris just ask his other relatives for help?
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Apparently, Chris' branch of the Chandlers is hated by everyone else. I think even Bob's first kids didn't even come to his funeral. I know there's bad blood between Barb and some of them. He seemed to know an aunt that died, despite misspelling her name all the time.

But the rest of the Chandlers seem to have pruned his branch off the tree.
 
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PS1gamenwatch said:
Why doesn't Chris just ask his other relatives for help?
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It's blatant manipulation.

Bob's kids don't owe Chris or Barb shit, and Chris knows it. Chris made a laughable attempt years ago, using a publicly viewable Youtube video as a personal message, to chastise and shame Barb's relatives into giving them help. Evidently something happened off camera that made Chris realize that avenue was akin to getting blood from a stone.

Cole is Barb's true and honest bastard, so Chris has stepped up to fill the role of toxic parent by guilt tripping Cole incessantly into dropping everything to come running to Barb's aid.

Just look at the language he uses in all of his Cole harassment tweets. They all basically paraphrase to, 'your poor sick old mother, WHO RAISED YOU, is dying from flies in her butt. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US MONEY!?!?!?'
 
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Chris was asking Cole for $1,000. :story:

This is what Cole would've seen if he had clicked the Paypal.me link:

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Chris made a conscious decision to make it that high. Both times he begged to Cole this month had that same amount. When he begged to his audience through the YouTube descriptions of the drawing/photoshop videos, he set the requested amount to $5 or $10.

Too bad he had over $1,000 from the Totem sale but spent it on frivolities. He should just tweet to @DStecks instead.
 
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Holliday Special said:
Why hasn't Cole blocked Chris yet? Its not like Chris is able to come to NYC to search him out, though that would be hilarious. Sonchu gets impounded, Chris freaks and ends up arrested, Barb can't travel to get him out and he ends up in Rikers where he is finally finds a sweetheart.
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As was mentioned earlier, Cole most likely has Chris muted instead of blocked. When you outright block someone on Twitter it sends the blockee a message informing them that the person they're Tweeting has blocked them. But when you mute someone the muted person is completely unaware and the person doing the muting will only see the muted person's Tweets if they actually go looking through the Tweets they've received.

The downside is that other people can still see Chris' Autistic money demands on Cole's feed. But the benefit is that Chris didn't receive a "This Person Has Blocked You" message which would have resulted in Chris getting pissy and making a new Twitter account so he can bitch at Cole for blocking him AND not giving him money, and Chris is obviously too moronic to realize that his half-brother muted him.
 
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The Dude said:
As was mentioned earlier, Cole most likely has Chris muted instead of blocked. When you outright block someone on Twitter it sends the blockee a message informing them that the person they're Tweeting has blocked them. But when you mute someone the muted person is completely unaware and the person doing the muting will only see the muted person's Tweets if they actually go looking through the Tweets they've received.

The downside is that other people can still see Chris' Autistic money demands on Cole's feed. But the benefit is that Chris didn't receive a "This Person Has Blocked You" message which would have resulted in Chris getting pissy and making a new Twitter account so he can bitch at Cole for blocking him AND not giving him money, and Chris is obviously too moronic to realize that his half-brother muted him.
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Good thing, too (except whoever follows Cole who'll be reading those tweets if they do).
 
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Twitter it sends the blockee a message informing them that the person they're Tweeting has blocked them
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This isn't true, at most you get a notification that the account is suspended. I just tested with an account that I know has me blocked. I also looked in an Incognito window to see if they really were suspended and they aren't.
 
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And 'Trolling-Stupid" makes a return as a CWC-ism.

Also, it shows that Chris has no idea about the plot from BTTF2 since the almanac was 1957 - 2017, or something of that nature, so the thing would be useless in the future.
 
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