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King Metalia said:
I wish Kick The Autistic and Adult Chronicles were actually real games you could buy. I'd even pre order that shit.
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I can't help you with "Kick the Autistic", but you just may get your wish regarding Adult Chronicles thanks to user @Maple .

Maple

Sonichu Post in thread 'Christian Weston Chandlers Adult Chronicles'

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Available now!

Beta v2.0 is a full game experience, following the early misadventures of Chris and ending with his final showdown with MLW. I have plans for one more major update (v3.0) after this, adding the good ending, PVCC campus map, and CWCville's overworld/missions. The Kiwi Farms easter egg map is still planned as part of the good ending.
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
It only took like 40 years but Chris FINALLY realized that he can't sing. Still a god tier artist though lol.

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Why would I appreciate you shrilling off-key on your broken ass speakers, you tone deaf mother fucker?

God this fucker can't draw, drive responsibly, treat people including his own mother with resp, hold down a damn job, get a girl who isn't into motherfuckers, dress with any kind of fashion sense or any common sense, has no common sense, wasn't good academically, gullible, gross, childish and he just thinks he sings "some off key"?

Also this post was already posted like a month ago.

But yeah, Chris can't do shit right.
 
King Kiwi said:
Why would I appreciate you shrilling off-key on your broken ass speakers, you tone deaf mother fucker?

God this fucker can't draw, drive responsibly, treat people including his own mother with resp, hold down a damn job, get a girl who isn't into motherfuckers, dress with any kind of fashion sense or any common sense, has no common sense, wasn't good academically, gullible, gross, childish and he just thinks he sings "some off key"?

Also this post was already posted like a month ago.

But yeah, Chris can't do shit right.
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I've been ranting about Chris's fashion sense for years and I still haven't worked through the horror of seeing Chris in drag.
 
King Metalia said:
I've been ranting about Chris's fashion sense for years and I still haven't worked through the horror of seeing Chris in drag.
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Yes, but, you're inadvertently implying that Chris ever had any fashion sense.

He has no sense, of anything...

Ever, in million bazillion katrillion years.
 
Heal Thy Burgers said:
I can’t think of anything witty.
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Off-key?

You would have to be singing in any key to be off key.

Chris can't sing worth a damn. Literally, that isn't really even singing. He's just talking with a terribly sounding lit to his voice, like rhythmic poetry or something but that sounds like an injustice to poetry.

There's no way he's trying. Even if he enjoys doing whatever the hell he's doing, there's no way he's even trying.
 
D is for Stupid said:
Yeah, he's not having fun singing, Caden made him do it. The background track is bottom tier ai slop.
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Funny we haven't seen much of Caden since he appeared 5 years ago and only gathered bits and pieces from his records.

I think the last time he actually spoke out any form was when he or someone else posted a letter online that he wrote about the lawyer sealing Chris's records or whatever.
 
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