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AnOminous said:
I definitely had a couple of those Chaps sub-brands. They weren't the kind of thing that lasted forever though. They weren't mostly a really bad thing to buy for teenage boys rapidly aging out of anything you bought them, though.
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Oh yeah. It wasn't "pass-it-down-to-your-kids" quality, but their stuff was perfectly cromulent and ubiquitous around the suburbs for boys and dads. I had plenty of stuff from that brand, myself.

The rugby shirts that Chris was so fond of were pretty popular among young men in the early 2000s, too. They were never really my thing, but I had friends who liked them a lot and probably wore some similar ones to Chris.

"The Classic" gets a lot of attention, but really it's not that remarkable. Chris' fashion sense was pretty much in line with his peers back then. Ignore the clutter in the background and the Sonichu medallion around his neck in that famous picture of him, and Chris looked like any normal guy his age. I feel like the t-shirts "Mount & Do Me" and "I Enjoy Vagina" (where does one even buy an "I Enjoy Vagina" t-shirt) were more bizarre, followed by the "Gay Trucker" getup. Things really went off the rails when he first put on a sports bra -- that awakened something in him.
 
analrapist said:
Dude's got negative aura. His facial expression reads like he just got back from Flutter's funeral, not attempting to monetize his personal branding.

The photo is 100% an autistic dude who has been convinced to try something because it might make money but he doesn't like it much and is really uneasy about how it's going to turn out. Literally too autistic to fake happiness for the money.
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Yeah I really don't think Chris enjoys his retard years being promoted and monetized like this. This is a point in Chris's life where he was the most embarrassing and he knows it. I wager he thought Caden would monetize his current life/projects, verses the days when he was getting trolled by teenagers and destroying all his chances at social interaction.
Acoustic Virgin said:
Ralph Lauren. I think it was their Chaps sub-brand, sold at Kohl's. Probably fairly mass-produced. A lot of people probably had copies at the time without even realizing it and subsequently forgot about them.
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If they were mass produced, then they must all have gotten destroyed because the True & Honest Classic has a different collar made of denim. That's one reason why they're so difficult to find. This cheap knockoff was probably picked by Caden because it was the cheapest on he could find, but not for accuracy. Chris is literally shilling for some untrue fugazi shirt.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
If they were mass produced, then they must all have gotten destroyed because the True & Honest Classic has a different collar made of denim. That's one reason why they're so difficult to find. This cheap knockoff was probably picked by Caden because it was the cheapest on he could find, but not for accuracy. Chris is literally shilling for some untrue fugazi shirt.
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Barb knows how to sew. Could she have added the denim collar after Chris stretched the original one out somehow?
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Oh yeah. It wasn't "pass-it-down-to-your-kids" quality, but their stuff was perfectly cromulent and ubiquitous around the suburbs for boys and dads. I had plenty of stuff from that brand, myself.

The rugby shirts that Chris was so fond of were pretty popular among young men in the early 2000s, too. They were never really my thing, but I had friends who liked them a lot and probably wore some similar ones to Chris.

"The Classic" gets a lot of attention, but really it's not that remarkable. Chris' fashion sense was pretty much in line with his peers back then. Ignore the clutter in the background and the Sonichu medallion around his neck in that famous picture of him, and Chris looked like any normal guy his age. I feel like the t-shirts "Mount & Do Me" and "I Enjoy Vagina" (where does one even buy an "I Enjoy Vagina" t-shirt) were more bizarre, followed by the "Gay Trucker" getup. Things really went off the rails when he first put on a sports bra -- that awakened something in him.
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Yeah I truly don't think Chris ever dressed that oddly
Even the crude shirts were kind of a lame 2000's thing, you'd see guys wear them unironically and think they're actually clever and not intentionally silly
Even his attempts to appear normal like the gay trucker and the big truther doth come out getup were alright minus the super obvious fake sleeve making it look like a halloween getup

That medallion really was his iconic "thing", his little cartoon icon, his main character's propeller hat

The only really weird era was when he started wearing shit like pony tshirts and fluffy skirts on top of bright rave pants and custom painted shoes
But hey, don't judge, we all have phases, some were goth, some were scene, some were the special needs grandma at the age of 40
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Yeah I really don't think Chris enjoys his retard years being promoted and monetized like this. This is a point in Chris's life where he was the most embarrassing and he knows it. I wager he thought Caden would monetize his current life/projects, verses the days when he was getting trolled by teenagers and destroying all his chances at social interaction.

If they were mass produced, then they must all have gotten destroyed because the True & Honest Classic has a different collar made of denim. That's one reason why they're so difficult to find. This cheap knockoff was probably picked by Caden because it was the cheapest on he could find, but not for accuracy. Chris is literally shilling for some untrue fugazi shirt.
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He doesn't care as long as he gets his pills.

Chris is stoned nearly 2/47 (I'm guessing) to keep him compliable.

No need. He probably loves methadone.
 
King Kiwi said:
He doesn't care as long as he gets his pills.

Chris is stoned nearly 2/47 (I'm guessing) to keep him compliable.

No need. He probably loves methadone.
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He's being tard wrangled now. He's got to dance or else the gravy train goes away, probably along with Flutter. Chris either does what Caden wants to make money or he's out on his ass.

What does Chris hate doing more than anything else? Working. Being told what to do. Having obligations.

There's also the fact that whenever Chris changes, whenever he adopts a new persona, the old ones are just that, in the past, invalid. Now he's having to prostitute himself with merching stuff from a time in his life he absolutely loathes. Everyone loves classic retard Chris, not Jesus Christ Chan that can do no wrong and everybody is supposed to love, but what choice does he have? So he sulks and dance anyway. Caden was smart enough to get his claws into everything Chris has, social media, contacts, gatekeeping, Chris has no other choice because he can't just walk away.
 
gernig said:
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
If they were mass produced, then they must all have gotten destroyed because the True & Honest Classic has a different collar made of denim. That's one reason why they're so difficult to find.
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Yeah, like I said, the brand isn't the best quality. A lot were probably thrown away when their original owners were done with them; some may have survived and were given to Goodwill where they were used up by a second owner. The few that remained were bought up by the same weirdos who buy Sonichu medallions.

The denim collar is interesting. I feel like denim on things other than pants (e.g., denim shirts, denim jackets, etc) was on its way out of style by the mid-90s. And Chris was known for shopping at thrift stores, so it's possible that he got the shirt secondhand, himself. By that point, there would be few left in the wild already.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
He's being tard wrangled now. He's got to dance or else the gravy train goes away, probably along with Flutter. Chris either does what Caden wants to make money or he's out on his ass.

What does Chris hate doing more than anything else? Working. Being told what to do. Having obligations.

There's also the fact that whenever Chris changes, whenever he adopts a new persona, the old ones are just that, in the past, invalid. Now he's having to prostitute himself with merching stuff from a time in his life he absolutely loathes. Everyone loves classic retard Chris, not Jesus Christ Chan that can do no wrong and everybody is supposed to love, but what choice does he have? So he sulks and dance anyway. Caden was smart enough to get his claws into everything Chris has, social media, contacts, gatekeeping, Chris has no other choice because he can't just walk away.
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Well still that's only a guess... Like my pill thing is only a guess.

But very likely of course
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
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Holy shit, he looks absolutely horrible. People saying he looks 60 are right, god damn. This video is like a hostage video. Watch how his eyes move, they're darting all over the place and avoiding looking in certain directions except for a few times. His left eye is in business for itself except for a few times. Jesus Christ, something is really going on with him.
 
D_Tractor said:
Chris says he's saving money to pay the mortgage but isn't the house in Caden's name?
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He could be referring to 14BLC. At one point Barb took out a second mortgage on it.

There's also a distinct possibility that he doesn't know what a mortgage is. He could have just heard Barb saying it when he was younger, and he just assumed that it's a fancy adult word for "bills".
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
He could be referring to 14BLC. At one point Barb took out a second mortgage on it.

There's also a distinct possibility that he doesn't know what a mortgage is. He could have just heard Barb saying it when he was younger, and he just assumed that it's a fancy adult word for "bills".
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No fucking way Chris knows what a mortgage is. Also growing older has done nothing to stop his ignorance. The man's always been like a retarded Benjamin Button to me.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Holy shit, he looks absolutely horrible. People saying he looks 60 are right, god damn. This video is like a hostage video. Watch how his eyes move, they're darting all over the place and avoiding looking in certain directions except for a few times. His left eye is in business for itself except for a few times. Jesus Christ, something is really going on with him.
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You think Caden's got him on some homegrown shrooms these days? Cause that mixed with whatever psych meds he's taking has got to be a bad mix. How else does one age 20 years in the last 3???
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
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Okok I don't think he's doing drugs but damn.

And who's mortgage? Caden or Barb?

I'm assuming Barb because that's the only time he's ever mentioned mortgage was on 14 BC.

Oh God hope he's not back there.

King Metalia said:
No fucking way Chris knows what a mortgage is. Also growing older has done nothing to stop his ignorance. The man's always been like a retarded Benjamin Button to me.
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More like a retarded Benjamin Franklin.
 
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