Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

Maybe its something that hasn't been noticed as it has been blind spot for people due to how abhorrent everything else looks.

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They call this the Mandela effect, though for Chris it could be the Moronic effect.

I wonder how he would feel with Sonichu being given yellow arms?

Yarms?

 

[Biggest Bubba]

I wonder how he would feel with Sonichu being given yellow arms?

Ultra homicidal.

 

[King Metalia]

They call this the Mandela effect, though for Chris it could be the Moronic effect.

I wonder how he would feel with Sonichu being given yellow arms?

Yarms?

Modern Chris doesn't give a flying fuck about anything anymore. Classic Chris however would go straight to his PS3 camera and sperg for our amusement about yellow arms. He'd also pepper spray the nearest GameStop employee for good measure.

 

[knux]

Modern Chris doesn't give a flying fuck about anything anymore. Classic Chris however would go straight to his PS3 camera and sperg for our amusement about yellow arms. He'd also pepper spray the nearest GameStop employee for good measure.

Caden seems to have lobotomised Chris or something.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Caden seems to have lobotomised Chris or something.

Probably just on some cocktail of drugs. Whether it's a prescription from a doc, Caden, or both is open to interpretation.
As people get older they do usually mellow out more too.

 

[BlackFive]

I'm gonna sound like a bubble blowing retard, and I might have asked this question before..

But what the fuck is up with the sudden wave of transformers videos? Has Chris just found a new autism fixation, or is he actually trying to sell Transformers merch now.

 

[King Kiwi]

Caden seems to have lobotomised Chris or something.

You mean boring and profitable, yes.

One is a sin, the next is just sad.

As people get older they do usually mellow out more too.

More like emotionally dead.

 

[King Metalia]

You mean boring and profitable, yes.

One is a sin, the next is just sad.


More like emotionally dead.

I still find it hard to believe Chris had emotions in the first place.

 

[Realistic]

I still find it hard to believe Chris had emotions in the first place.

Correction. Chris doesn't have emotional intelligence nor maturity. Never had it, never will.

 

[King Kiwi]

Correction. Chris doesn't have emotional intelligence nor maturity. Never had it, never will.

Exactly, he needed brains from Caden and mouth filtering from Flounder.

Neither one shining examples of humanity either but functioning adults nonetheless.

 

[ASeabear8952]

So Null started a new podcast with PPP and for the first hour they talk about Chris. At 18:48 Null says that he accidentally played a part in making Chris think he’s Jesus. He also mentioned earlier on that one of The Idea Guys was a pedo. Have we ever known that previously?

https://rumble.com/v72xfl4-ppp-talks-to-his-boyfriend-for-3-hours.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_upp_v

EDIT: Also someone in the Kino Casino thread discovered a new YouTube comment from Chris. He calls one of Songs in the Key of CWC’s AI covers cringe.

 

[Dull fawn]

there's been a lot more transformer slop recently but its not even update worthy

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

there's been a lot more transformer slop recently but its not even update worthy

There's a reason why I stopped giving a crap about Chris a few months back.
I, however, suspect the reason why so little has come out now is because he's in Finland yet again.

 

[Awssum Possum]

I hope whoever introduced him to Transformers gets cancer and dies, this era sucks ass

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I hope whoever introduced him to Transformers gets cancer and dies, this era sucks ass

That'd be the US cable network with the OG Transformers.

 

[King Metalia]

So Null started a new podcast with PPP and for the first hour they talk about Chris. At 18:48 Null says that he accidentally played a part in making Chris think he’s Jesus. He also mentioned earlier on that one of The Idea Guys was a pedo. Have we ever known that previously?

https://rumble.com/v72xfl4-ppp-talks-to-his-boyfriend-for-3-hours.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_upp_v

EDIT: Also someone in the Kino Casino thread discovered a new YouTube comment from Chris. He calls one of Songs in the Key of CWC’s AI covers cringe.

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I've gone from wanting classic Chris back to wanting Chris in general to fuck off!!!

 

[a-Lager]

Edmund McMillen has added the Sonichu Medallion to his upcoming game Mewgenics. Likely the first game to feature the medallion along side a host of other CWC references, including a voice pack from the autist himself

 

[The Un-Clit]

Likely the first game to feature the medallion along side a host of other CWC references, including a voice pack from the autist himself
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Uh.....No?

 

[a-Lager]

Uh.....No?

Alright, non-specifically Chris or lolcow related game

 

[CFC-12]

I hope whoever introduced him to Transformers gets cancer and dies, this era sucks ass

Somehow the Transformers content is even more boring than there being literally no content when he was in jail