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Ericson said:
I always wonder what if they never came into the picture. maybe they never met or their plans were limited to a small discussion and it never went anywhere.
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If it wasn't them, then it inevitably would have been somebody else. The thing Chris is too stupid to understand is his dependent nature - from what I recall about the idea guys is that they managed to get their hooks into Chris by simply playing along with his dumbass LARP. Ever desperate for SOME validation that he isn't pissing into the wind, just hearing somebody other than himself even talk about the possibility the Merge stupidity is in fact real with alternate dimensions is like giving a baby a hit of sugar for the first time.

A similar thing happened with the convention scene. He was out, people were talking with him, he felt like the center of attention...and then he pissed it all away to become excommunicated from any convention worth its salt. Even getting mocked by the fucking Bronies who displayed his angry email like an award certificate one year.

Ultimately, Chris is human and like all humans needs a degree of social interaction. However, because he's Chris, his general idiocy, ego, and all-around main character syndrome isolate him. As such, when the opportunity arises to even approach the kind of interaction he had way back in the rosy days of MHS with the 'gal pals' he'll happily go along with anything like a puppy.
 
King Kiwi said:
Apparently Chris would be open to a job working with Null on the Cwiki.
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Thank goodness the CWCki and the Kiwi Farms are separately owned and operated.

This is just Praetor trying to control the narrative once again. I know it'll never ever happen but I can't trust that Chris is his own independent person, especially considering the level of control he has over him.

If Praetor gets his hands on the CWCki theoretically, he is going to start by sanitizing himself before Chris.
 
Realistic said:
Thank goodness the CWCki and the Kiwi Farms are separately owned and operated.

This is just Praetor trying to control the narrative once again. I know it'll never ever happen but I can't trust that Chris is his own independent person, especially considering the level of control he has over him.

If Praetor gets his hands on the CWCki theoretically, he is going to start by sanitizing himself before Chris.
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Chris and Gaydar will never get their grubby mitts on our beautiful Cwiki and Kiwi Farms.

Look at what Caden's done already.

I only credit Flutter with keeping Chris calm and in line.
 
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The Golden Church of Sonichu has gone into its leaflet phase and our Lord and Savior is spreading the gospel of his Transformers movie irl
 
I have to admit he's been on this Transformers fixation for FAR longer than I was expecting. As far as I know, it's basically just Chris shoving his stupid OCs into the existing Autobots vs. Decepticons context of Generation One anyway, which I would have thought wouldn't have held his attention over him getting more LEGO and trying to construct Manchester High 2.0 or something.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I have to admit he's been on this Transformers fixation for FAR longer than I was expecting. As far as I know, it's basically just Chris shoving his stupid OCs into the existing Autobots vs. Decepticons context of Generation One anyway, which I would have thought wouldn't have held his attention over him getting more LEGO and trying to construct Manchester High 2.0 or something.
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He seems very passionate about it.

I thought it was just content fodder for Praetor but Chris says on his Xitter/ Bluesky he put a lot of, uhh, "man hours" into it and compared it to the process of doing Claymation.
 
King Kiwi said:
He seems very passionate about it.

I thought it was just content fodder for Praetor but Chris says on his Xitter/ Bluesky he put a lot of, uhh, "man hours" into it and compared it to the process of doing Claymation.
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Well, it's Chris describing work that doesn't have an immediate return on investment, so a "lot" is very subjective between how Chris defines it and how normal people would.

Though that also does suggest that he's finally grown out of the comics and is trying to do something more tangible, which might have meant going full into the Transformers again since at least there he has physical toys that actually do stuff like pose and, well, Transform, vs the Sonichu Amibos which are glorified statues. There is also the possibility he's started latching onto the current 'theme' of the Generations line, which is Age of the Primes and is giving figures of all of the Thirteen (demi-gods representing an aspect - read: sub-gimmick - of the Cybertronians as a whole), but I just don't care enough to really go into a deep dive. The videos are god awful and I have other shit to do with my free time that actually matters.
 
King Kiwi said:
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The Golden Church of Sonichu has gone into its leaflet phase and our Lord and Savior is spreading the gospel of his Transformers movie irl
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Methinks Chris likes this clerk. I hope Flutter is not the jealous type.

She posted about the flyer on Tiktok as well. Ghostarchive turned out shit, so here's the video. Enjoy the tasteful but loud joke audio.

 
Varis said:
Methinks Chris likes this clerk. I hope Flutter is not the jealous type.

She posted about the flyer on Tiktok as well. Ghostarchive turned out shit, so here's the video. Enjoy the tasteful but loud joke audio.

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Unless she IS Fl-

Well it's not a big deal as long as they're not dating or anything. It's not like Chris was going around the mall and passing these out to everyone... It's not like he's ever done anything like that before.
 
King Kiwi said:
The Golden Church of Sonichu has gone into its leaflet phase and our Lord and Savior is spreading the gospel of his Transformers movie irl
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Of course he's promoting himself despite his black marks.

How can people still post about him and give him attention despite the jail saga?

Someone needs to tell the people of Lynchburg, VA not to give this fuck any mention on social media.

I do not want Chris aka Caden to have more of an ability to scam people out of their hard earned money. It's obvious what they're doing here
 
King Kiwi said:
But dude, he's Jesus Christ.

Or Jesus Christine Sonichu Prime Blue Heart...damn, is this a name or a title or both?

I'm surprised that Chris doesn't think he's Royal, too, Lady Jesus Christine.

Oh fuck, that will probably be the next one.
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Oh, the royal thing was so long ago that he forgot about that one. He was convinced back in the golden age that his family bloodline was from high English royalty (instead of white trailer trash) over what I think was a misinterpretation of why his father had a Beefeaters statuette.

I doubt he'd care, though - after all, what meaning does a title of royalty mean when you already think you are multidimensional god FemJesus across all time and space and this is just one of your less fortunate aspects trapped in a reality that doesn't respect your powers which you totally have?
 
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