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Black Yoshi said:
This is either related to Ash Wednesday, related to Barb dying offscreen, or Chris is about to wind up on the news again.
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Dude, I came across the same clip but through tiktok. I dont even follow chris chan and I managed to find him.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
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...that f****** attraction sign that made it look like I was soliciting for sex, which is fair, BUT I was looking for Friendships First before the sex or romance, and I thought that was made clear with "from the ground up", so I feel like I had some common sense there.
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I find this line particularly interesting. To me, "a girlfriend from the ground up" always sounded like Chris wanted to mold a girl to his liking. If this is true and not an attempt at rewriting history, then this is another example of his fascinatingly poor communication skills.
 
Varis said:
I find this line particularly interesting. To me, "a girlfriend from the ground up" always sounded like Chris wanted to mold a girl to his liking. If this is true and not an attempt at rewriting history, then this is another example of his fascinatingly poor communication skills.
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also the "not black" in the attraction sign
 
Varis said:
I find this line particularly interesting. To me, "a girlfriend from the ground up" always sounded like Chris wanted to mold a girl to his liking. If this is true and not an attempt at rewriting history, then this is another example of his fascinatingly poor communication skills.
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While I was always somewhat perplexed by the "from the ground up" language Chris used, I suspected that it was the result of the advice "be friends first and then, if the chemistry is there, proceed to something romantic" getting filtered through his retarded brain.

I don't believe that Chris understands that people can be influenced and changed. His worldview is based on cartoons where characters don't learn or evolve. And he's WAY too stupid to actually execute such manipulation on another person.

Spooky Cloud Strife said:
also the "not black" in the attraction sign
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People online who are looking for things to be offended by like to shriek about how Chris is rayciss because he didn't want to date a black girl, but I never had a problem with it. It's just a preference like any other. Some guys only date blondes; it doesn't make them hair-color-ists. Some guys only date skinny girls; it doesn't make them weight-ists. Hell, straight men aren't sexist because they don't want to date other men.

Of course, it was phrased a little bluntly on the attraction sign, but that whole idea was flawed from the start, so analyzing the word choices on it is like trying to pick the corn out of shit.
 
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Varis said:
I find this line particularly interesting. To me, "a girlfriend from the ground up" always sounded like Chris wanted to mold a girl to his liking. If this is true and not an attempt at rewriting history, then this is another example of his fascinatingly poor communication skills.
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It is interesting now with an explanation. I always thought it meant brainwashing and badgering some poor girl until she could accept Chris, Barb and the rats nest they lived in. The last time he was talking about visiting Megan, he mentioned he was going to bring along Barb, who I have no doubt both of them would berate Megan into hooking up with Chris again.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
He got close in this one. Last vid he made in 14BC.


God I miss Chris rage.
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I miss being called a "damn dirty troll" so much. I'm so desperate for Chris related lulz I'd even take Chris pissing on his bedroom floor as interesting content.
 
King Metalia said:
I miss being called a "damn dirty troll" so much. I'm so desperate for Chris related lulz I'd even take Chris pissing on his bedroom floor as interesting content.
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I'd take literally any content that isn't pointless slop, schizo shit, or Chris playing with toys as a win at this point. I don't even care if it's funny, just stop LARPing as God tell us about your trip to Walmart or some shit
 
themarchivist2 said:
I'd take literally any content that isn't pointless slop, schizo shit, or Chris playing with toys as a win at this point. I don't even care if it's funny, just stop LARPing as God tell us about your trip to Walmart or some shit
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Chris ranting about spending $5 on paper FOR 500 SHEETS again would be funny. If we're lucky he'd throw in a CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC!!!
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Chris randomly breaking out in a fit of rage in his recent video:
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Y'know, I'm starting to warm up to @Tennis-Ball-Tony's theory that Chris and Flutter's relationship might've fallen apart behind the scenes. He's been getting notably more unhinged lately, and this is the first time in God knows how long that we've seen some True and Honest tard rage from the guy.

What he says specifically about "you people (???) for a really long time" might be a pretty big hint. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the very last thing Flutter wants is for people to figure out who she is or what her deal is, and the stress of constantly walking around in public with someone who is essentially Bigfoot for internet autists may have finally gotten to her. That specifically might have driven her to walk away. Plus, they haven't been photographed together since the end of last year, a stretch of time that includes Valentine's day, Harmonycon, and (tomorrow) Chris's birthday.

Chris might be getting more aggressive and generally unhinged over the last month or so because he doesn't have Flutter constantly tardwrangling him or distracting him from whatever nonsense is happening online. Granted, this doesn't explain why he still refuses to bring her up, and there's been plenty of times when we've gone multiple months without any public sightings of them. This is still all speculation and it'll be confirmed/disproven with time, but I think it might have some credibility.
 
CFC-12 said:
Granted, this doesn't explain why he still refuses to bring her up, and there's been plenty of times when we've gone multiple months without any public sightings of them. This is still all speculation and it'll be confirmed/disproven with time, but I think it might have some credibility.
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If they have broken up Flutter seems like a smart enough person to tell Chris she needs some time apart to think about things (As to make sure Chris won’t just fly into a rage and dox her as there’s the potential they might get back together, at least in Chris’s mind).
 
Today marks 4 years since the beginning of the Russo-Ukrainian conflict, which commenced on Chris Chan's 40th Birthday

4 years after Hitler invaded the USSR (June 22, 1945) he had already killed himself around two months prior. Russians and Hohols really just need to call it quits, too many of them have died.

Also, Happy 44th Birthday to Christian Weston Chandler. Based on how crazy things are getting in the world, you might be blessed to have a child later this year or the next
 
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