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ASeabear8952 said:
So just learning now that Chris posted this video yesterday, from “an undisclosed location.”


This picture was also posted to the CWCki, obviously a hotel.
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Is this even legal? It looks like he’s burying this medallion by the side of the road. He didn’t even fully cover it with dirt.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Yes. We had 6 years of male Chris 2008-2014 (he was discovered in 2007 but little trolling happened that year so I don't really count it) and now we've had fucking 12 of tranny Chris. Oh and if you count the "tom girl" years of 2011 through 2013 we really only had 3 years of gender normal Chris.
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Know what's really fucked up? The entire pre-"tomgirl" classic era was a shorter period of time than the time its been since Chris went to jail. The classic era is actually like a pretty small portion of the actual CWC timeline at this point.
 
Male Idiot said:
I hope some troll that gets the other 3 medallions buries one properly. I wsnt Chris's story to end with archeologists in 3026 scratching their heads. Who am I kidding, it will be sold on ebay.
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Chris Chan is the most documented human to ever live. Future historians will be studying him in universities simply because of the amount of detailed information available about him and by extension our early 21st century time period.
 
Honey Pie said:
Is this even legal? It looks like he’s burying this medallion by the side of the road. He didn’t even fully cover it with dirt.
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And that's the problem with this stupid plan.

See, how are people supposed to 'find' the medallions if they don't know where to look? Chris wants these things to be found because he'll use it as evidence of his divine nature and spreading his weird religion where he's GodJesusBearVideogameConsole. So, you get half-covered plastic bag litter in random places.
 
Optimus Prime said:
And that's the problem with this stupid plan.

See, how are people supposed to 'find' the medallions if they don't know where to look? Chris wants these things to be found because he'll use it as evidence of his divine nature and spreading his weird religion where he's GodJesusBearVideogameConsole. So, you get half-covered plastic bag litter in random places.
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I think he vastly over estimates exactly how many people will look, as usual. Even back in the Golden Years, he believed he had legions of fans, and that there were trolls groups with hundreds of people. That time where trolls convinced him that they were putting up posters regarding his trial with running over Snyder, he was scared that there were large gangs of trolls all around Charlottesville in action.

He still thinks that legions of people will be out hunting these down, all over the country. In his mind, if someone snaps a picture of him at a Sheetz he goes to all the time, then people must be keeping track of him, so they must know where he goes, so people finding some random park or wherever he hid these things at is a certainty.

The one he buried on video will most likely be found by a landscape crew very soon after he buried it given it's so shallow, and probably just tossed into the garbage. Chris was probably stupid enough to bury it right outside the hotel.

What will be funny is if no one finds them, and Chris wonders why this is, culminating with him telling people where to look.
 
DSHK said:
Chris Chan is the most documented human to ever live. Future historians will be studying him in universities simply because of the amount of detailed information available about him and by extension our early 21st century time period.
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I mean, people trot this 'fact' out a lot, but people exist like the weird old bastard who wrote down every last detail of everything he ever did in his life for 25 years straight. We haven't known Chris that long and we still don't know things like who the Magical Man was, exactly who was which troll persona when, and especially, who the fuck Flutter is.
 
I don't think Novu understands Kiwi Farms and the mask behind Chris Chan.
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ASeabear8952 said:
So just learning now that Chris posted this video yesterday, from “an undisclosed location.”


This picture was also posted to the CWCki, obviously a hotel. He’s gotta be at Neighcon.

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For anyone interested in cross-referencing, Neighcon is in Baltimore.
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Golden Sonichu medallions buried all over the world?
What in the Willy Wonka is this?
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
don't think Novu understands Kiwi Farms and the mask behind Chris Chan.
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How can people think that this site is filled with degeneracy? There are multiple threads about people who sexualize characters in really explicit ways, and no there is no CP anywhere on this site. (of which people post just to fulfill their hate boners against this site.)

In fact, how can people believe that Chris Chan is an innocent person whose actions are the result of this site trolling him? This site, which is an offshoot of Chris' ED article and the original CWCKi Forums, documented everything that Chris' had done without an agenda from the various times Chris sexually abused women to the various actions that got him banned from multiple places to the violent attempt to mace a GameStop employee over something they had no control over to even Chris raping his mom because he had a thing for her (and still does probably), let's not forget Caden encouraging Chris' antics just like the Isabella Lorretta Janke's and the Idea Guys before them.

Hell, there were even groups of people who wanted to help him before he drove them all away with his bullshit antics.

Regardless of your opinions of who are the victims and who are the perpetrators. CP or fetishes that involve questionable ideas must really be frowned upon more by both sides; and if therapy isn't enough, perhaps we should allow access of certain drugs to these people so we don't have to deal with this bullshit.
 
Realistic said:
This site, which is an offshoot of Chris' ED article and the original CWCKi Forums, documented everything that Chris' had done without an agenda from the various times Chris sexually abused women to the various actions that got him banned from multiple places to the violent attempt to mace a GameStop employee over something they had no control over to even Chris raping his mom because he had a thing for her (and still does probably), let's not forget Caden encouraging Chris' antics just like the Isabella Lorretta Janke's and the Idea Guys before them.
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Don't forget hit someone with his car for banning him from a game store for his repugnant behavior.
 
knux said:
Golden Sonichu medallions buried all over the world?
What in the Willy Wonka is this?
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When all 5 individuals are revealed, the (un)lucky finders of the golden Sonichu medallions will be invited to the Sonichu Temple where instead of creepy human animatronics from the 2005 film they will be greeted by creepy Sonichu animatronics made out of cheap carpet material at the front door and will hear horrifying beagle baying while Barb sleeps on a mattress on the floor upstairs throughout the whole tour, totally not dead.
 
themarchivist2 said:
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Chris traveling to the West Bank and Gaza and attempting to bury a conspicuous object in the ground will be a sight to behold.
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The mental image of people in a war-torn country seeing something yellow poking out from the ground and rufusing to touch it because they think it's an undetonated cluster bomb when it's actually a golden Sonichu medallion is a humorous one.
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
I don't think Novu understands Kiwi Farms and the mask behind Chris Chan.
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There is a entire subforum dedicated to talk and stand vtubers. Only because your vtubers are total degenerates irl or grifters doesnt mean at all that this site produces CSAM in the name of "framing" people that would literally mean this site is illegal to hold and null would have been arrested for a long now, in fact the accusation of null's liking for "shota catboys" admited 16 years ago in some obscure forum holds more ground than the accusation that this site holds/produces any CSAM of someone that has a loli as pfp.
 
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