Containment Random Chris Updates

[Male Idiot]

I hope some troll that gets the other 3 medallions buries one properly. I wsnt Chris's story to end with archeologists in 3026 scratching their heads. Who am I kidding, it will be sold on ebay.

 

[Honey Pie]

So just learning now that Chris posted this video yesterday, from “an undisclosed location.”

This picture was also posted to the CWCki, obviously a hotel.

Is this even legal? It looks like he’s burying this medallion by the side of the road. He didn’t even fully cover it with dirt.

 

[Tiresome]

This picture was also posted to the CWCki, obviously a hotel. He’s gotta be at Neighcon.

Christ, that bitch is dirty.

 

[CFC-12]

Yes. We had 6 years of male Chris 2008-2014 (he was discovered in 2007 but little trolling happened that year so I don't really count it) and now we've had fucking 12 of tranny Chris. Oh and if you count the "tom girl" years of 2011 through 2013 we really only had 3 years of gender normal Chris.

Know what's really fucked up? The entire pre-"tomgirl" classic era was a shorter period of time than the time its been since Chris went to jail. The classic era is actually like a pretty small portion of the actual CWC timeline at this point.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I hope some troll that gets the other 3 medallions buries one properly.

But after being sold on eBay, it could be buried. Then future archeologists -- maybe extraterrestrial -- could be kinda clueless.

 

[DSHK]

I hope some troll that gets the other 3 medallions buries one properly. I wsnt Chris's story to end with archeologists in 3026 scratching their heads. Who am I kidding, it will be sold on ebay.

Chris Chan is the most documented human to ever live. Future historians will be studying him in universities simply because of the amount of detailed information available about him and by extension our early 21st century time period.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Is this even legal? It looks like he’s burying this medallion by the side of the road. He didn’t even fully cover it with dirt.

And that's the problem with this stupid plan.

See, how are people supposed to 'find' the medallions if they don't know where to look? Chris wants these things to be found because he'll use it as evidence of his divine nature and spreading his weird religion where he's GodJesusBearVideogameConsole. So, you get half-covered plastic bag litter in random places.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

And that's the problem with this stupid plan.

See, how are people supposed to 'find' the medallions if they don't know where to look? Chris wants these things to be found because he'll use it as evidence of his divine nature and spreading his weird religion where he's GodJesusBearVideogameConsole. So, you get half-covered plastic bag litter in random places.

I think he vastly over estimates exactly how many people will look, as usual. Even back in the Golden Years, he believed he had legions of fans, and that there were trolls groups with hundreds of people. That time where trolls convinced him that they were putting up posters regarding his trial with running over Snyder, he was scared that there were large gangs of trolls all around Charlottesville in action.

He still thinks that legions of people will be out hunting these down, all over the country. In his mind, if someone snaps a picture of him at a Sheetz he goes to all the time, then people must be keeping track of him, so they must know where he goes, so people finding some random park or wherever he hid these things at is a certainty.

The one he buried on video will most likely be found by a landscape crew very soon after he buried it given it's so shallow, and probably just tossed into the garbage. Chris was probably stupid enough to bury it right outside the hotel.

What will be funny is if no one finds them, and Chris wonders why this is, culminating with him telling people where to look.

 

[Tiresome]

Chris Chan is the most documented human to ever live. Future historians will be studying him in universities simply because of the amount of detailed information available about him and by extension our early 21st century time period.

I mean, people trot this 'fact' out a lot, but people exist like the weird old bastard who wrote down every last detail of everything he ever did in his life for 25 years straight. We haven't known Chris that long and we still don't know things like who the Magical Man was, exactly who was which troll persona when, and especially, who the fuck Flutter is.