Subconcious Offense
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Containment Random Chris Updates
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I love how Chris is sitting like such a dainty and graceful lady.He is unable to notice when he is being ignored.
Completely oblivious to the fact that everyone around him thinks (knows) he's batshit insane and should be avoided at all costs
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That smile, typical bronies seem like perfect specimens in comparison. Chris' facial hair is so bad, you can even see stubble from that distance.He is unable to notice when he is being ignored.
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He is unable to notice when he is being ignored.
His hair looks like he made a wig out of what he found in his shower drain.
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"I'M A WOMAN! MY BREASTS ARE REAL!" Having bitch-tits from being an obese blob with no muscle tone doesn't count as having breasts. Also, Chris' chromosomes, crooked penis, testicles, male pattern baldness, facial hair, and general physique all beg to differ on him being a woman. Wishful thinking and MLP skirts do not a woman make.
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I figure if Chris was a real woman, we would've seen evidence of his menstrual period by now. I mean, if he's got ovaries and mammary glands and all ...
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Well, we're sure seeing his "time of the month" chimp out currently.
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Chris is grody enough without him bleeding out an orifice for several days without dying every month.
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And that's what happens when you drink dr pepper and fanta all day chris.
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That's implying he doesn't bleed out of his taint for several days without dying every day.
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asperhes
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He is unable to notice when he is being ignored.
He's not being ignored. He's got a camera pointed right at him.
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He is unable to notice when he is being ignored.
Think about it. At that very moment, those girls are unaware that the freak sitting beside them has a gaping infected wound on taint just above his tiny lopsided sick. And you know for a fucking fact that Chris made a pass at each and every one of them at least once.
You can't sleep because your circadian rhythm has been disrupted by years of high-fructose corn syrup, constant exposure to bright artificial lighting, obesity-induced sleep apnea, a sedentary lifestyle and a lifetime of medication most of which wouldn't be nessecary if your parents gave you the councelling you needed.
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Do most real women have to shout 'I am woman!' and insist on the authenticity of their titties?
Momentarily. If I remember correctly it was a panning shot by the news crew to cover the crowd.
Momentarily. If I remember correctly it was a panning shot by the news crew to cover the crowd.
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Is that even correct grammar? Also where did he get it from, he is shouting it every other day.
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He probably got it from that old 70s song "I Am Woman". I think I remember him quoting 'I am woman hear me roar' before, either in response to trolls doubting his claims to womanhood or in Sonichu.
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