Containment Random Chris Updates

[Fapcop]

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The greasy skin, saggy neck and face fat and the way the horn digs into his fat forehead all bear witness to the fact, that Chris downing a half liter Coke "with himself" is something that has happened multiple times a day for at least a decade.

 

[SugarSnot]

He's going to eventually get some form of necrosis under that horn from wearing it too long, isn't he?

It's contents may be used for biological warfare. Maybe we're in for a neo-vagina situation where he gets a sore on his forehead and thinks that he is finally opening his third eye?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Taking bets who thinks he's slept still wearing that horn?

 

[Dr.Amnesia]

Taking bets who thinks he's slept still wearing that horn?

How much you wanna bet he's stuck the horn up his ass?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris needs to eat less sugar because

 

[Caz]

It's contents may be used for biological warfare. Maybe we're in for a neo-vagina situation where he gets a sore on his forehead and thinks that he is finally opening his third eye?

That's probably the whole idea. Also, I wonder what Barb thinks of Chris wearing that crap on his forehead.

 

[jc17]

Chris bought a new Sonic game. It was released today and costs $20.

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There's also a collectors edition for 70 bucks with a plastic figure it looks like.
And we know how much Chris loves collecting heaps of plastic, it's a safe guess which version he bought.

 

[Ass-burgers]

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https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/897866041509990400
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How much you wanna bet that coke bottle will be in future Chris videos?

 

[Excelina]

Wonder if the circular divot in his forehead is permanent yet.

Like he needs another soul vagina.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris' pretend lady face is creepy and smug AF

 

[Ass-burgers]

Like he needs another soul vagina.

Or just use his bottle. It's named Kristine too.

 

[LazloChalos]

Eid , SirhC, Eid

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is the only woman Chris is beginning to resemble.

Spoiler

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[Slowinthemind]

You can see the fat surrounding the horn, that thing is constricting his forehead

You know how they castrate animals by tying off the testicles until they die and drop off? Chris will lose his scalp in the same way.

 

[AnOminous]

Wonder if the circular divot in his forehead is permanent yet.

Maybe he'll end up like Wesley Willis, with a permanent bruise there.

 

[Wraith]

He's going to eventually get some form of necrosis under that horn from wearing it too long, isn't he?

With all the sugar and fast food I'm putting... someone else's money on the concept it will be like a ring of acne, king of like those mushrooms that sprout in a circle. It's magical!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

With all the sugar and fast food I'm putting... someone else's money on the concept it will be like a ring of acne, king of like those mushrooms that sprout in a circle. It's magical!

It'll be a Pony Ring! It's something only the magic of a strap-on unicorn horn can make!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Bluespike]

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Even his MLP self insert has a gigantic receding hairline

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I can't believe Chris is saying this crap after the sock drama and going to brony con to take as many pictures as possible so Doopie could see what a great person he is.