Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris started pledging to Michelle Creber's Patreon (she's a voice actress for MLP).

 

[Woodcutting bot]

I like how he's broke as shit and still donates to ultra successful youtube channels.

 

[Chanchu]

It looks like Chris is linin'em up, looking for his next victim.

Not pictured: Sanity.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It is considered good form to pay for the font you use if you are going to publish something using it.
In Chris case he is simply too inept at google fu and simply went with the first link he clicked.

Someone who takes a payday loan to buy a gaming console is not going to bother spending 10min online comparing prices

and he couldn't use a free to use font because he has to absolutely copy other people.

 

[LadyMayhem]

The best part about Chris becoming Michelle's patron is that Patreon helpfully emailed his supporters to let them know how he was squandering the money he should use on shipping.

 

[JTRH-NBR]

She looks like a dyke now

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I can't believe people are stupid enough to give Chris money

 

[BurningPewter]

It hit me in the feels that Chris tried to donate to Cole. It's like he's decided on throwing money as a way to get people's attention. Hot girl won't notice you, brother won't speak to you, send them money. Just like his heart on a string, but now dollars on a string.

He's still donating to Dolan...? All his money will go on Jess' condoms and lube to use on Doopie.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Eh, Patreon doesn't seem to care whether or not any product is actually delivered. He'd have to really fuck up to get in trouble with them.

"Really fucking up" is basically Chris' entire strategy for life. The only reason he hasn't been killed yet is because even the Reaper wants to see what he does next.

Chris started pledging to Michelle Creber's Patreon (she's a voice actress for MLP).

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Isn't she like 17? Oh God Chris no don't.

 

[Male Soul]

She looks like a dyke now

That's probably why Chris likes her. Same with Doopie, to some extent.

He's still donating to Dolan...? All his money will go on Jess' condoms and lube to use on Doopie.

I'm surprised Dolan haven't blocked and refunded him as well, seeing as Doopie is part of it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm surprised Dolan haven't blocked and refunded him as well, seeing as Doopie is part of it.

I don't think they really feel the need. With Doopie, it felt very much like a case of Chris basically trying to buy her friendship (and any benefits thereof), so it would have been kind of shitty if she'd said "I want nothing to do with you apart from this money thx." Planet Dolan is a group of people who Chris seems to like in their own right for some reason, so there's no real obligation behind the donation. They don't have to indulge him, he's just a fan showing his appreciation.

 

[Chanchu]

I'm surprised Dolan haven't blocked and refunded him as well, seeing as Doopie is part of it.

Color me surprised, but Dolan doesnt appear the overly giver-of-fucks type

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Someone who takes a payday loan to buy a gaming console is not going to bother spending 10min online comparing prices

When did this happen? I don't remember reading about this. Was this when he bought the Switch and pretended it was a gift?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris throws a party in imagination land and creeps on jailbait.......*WINK* *WINK*

Keep in mind, Chris does not know any of these people, and they're paid to be nice to everyone.

That invite list is autistic:

• Britney Spears
• Amy Jo Johnson
• Pamela Anderson

All these women that have no real social relation whatsoever would put Chris' invite on the top of their list of restraining orders.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

When did this happen? I don't remember reading about this. Was this when he bought the Switch and pretended it was a gift?

Nah, that was a PS4.

If he has a Switch, it was bought with tardbux.

 

[Chanchu]

Chris throws a party in imagination land and creeps on jailbait.......*WINK* *WINK*

Keep in mind, Chris does not know any of these people, and they're paid to be nice to everyone.

That invite list is autistic:

• Britney Spears
• Amy Jo Johnson
• Pamela Anderson

All these women that have no real social relation whatsoever would put Chris' invite on the top of their list of restraining orders.

The victim list growth like his gut.

Wonder who he will target next...

Or who will be the next Doopie

 

[Marvin]

See, I would consider buying Chris' books, because the guy has given me years of entertainment, and technically producing his comics is working for his donations. But I'm not going to, because he is guaranteed to pull shit like this every single time. He never, ever learns. What's going to happen now is someone's going to complain, he'll get all stressed out and the whole scheme will fall apart once again. See you in another decade, Sonichu.

Chris has been sending out printed versions of the Sonichu comics. Just patchily, of course.

That stuff shows up in emails


That's not how it works, Chris.
If you sell something, you have to physically have it. You can't have it made later, up to months later, given your shitty money management.
So I guess his Patreon is gonna get shut down within the week, because he hasn't made good on his sales.
Also this coming week, he loses his car.
Chris is going to be one pissy bitch.

P.S. What Chris is doing is technically fraud, as you can't sell a product you don't physically own. That's called "back ordering" and you have to be explicit about it.
If the site starts getting complaints, Chris could be in some serious trouble.

No, patreon is not a platform for selling merchandise. You can't sell stuff through patreon. What happens is that you pledge money to people, and they nominally mention that you might get something in return.

If they don't send anything out, you can't complain to patreon that you didn't receive your merchandise because there was no obligation to send anything out to begin with. Your only option, both legally and according to patreon's rules, is to just stop giving them money in the future.

Though as noted above, Chris is sending out comics. People have posted about it. He's just patchy and lazy, and if he misses deadlines, meh, who gives a shit? Chris surely doesn't. (And honestly, most of his patrons probably don't either. I suspect most of them take his excuses at face value; they probably signed up to give to Chris' patreon and forget about it until the shit shows up in the mail, or doesn't, like this month.)

 

[EdgiestDrunkman]

I really must doubt that if chris stops being a Like a dumb manchild playing with toys and also being the worst transgender and hear me out because this asshole I can't take him anymore he's just a autistic neckbeard.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I really must doubt that if chris stops being a Like a dumb manchild playing with toys and also being the worst transgender and hear me out because this asshole I can't take him anymore he's just a autistic neckbeard.

Look out everybody! There's a 13-year-old edgelord in town!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I really must doubt that if chris stops being a Like a dumb manchild playing with toys and also being the worst transgender and hear me out because this asshole I can't take him anymore he's just a autistic neckbeard.

The thing is, Chris can't be the worst at something that he's not (transgender). Can someone confirm this is not OPL, it sounds dumb enough.