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Just when you think he can't get any more ridiculous... Stupid shit like this happens. Sock for us you fucking puppet. Sock like you've never socked before!
 
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That little exchange between CWC and Quinn are really making me think he's in on whatever the con is here. As if that will matter in the end...

Kosher Dill said:
I love Chris' thinly veiled contempt for Waterhead. Recognizing that he's a moron is literally easier than recognizing your own face in the mirror.
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And yet the times he is most contemptuous are the times Watermelon is actually saying something rational.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Looks like MLP is accepting OCs into the show via a raffle, probably as background characters. Chris wants Night Star to make it in.

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From Memories of Equestria: 20 Years of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, Smith, et al, 2033:

MLP had moved into somewhat grim territory with episode 904, Night Star Dies Unable to Escape a Burning Building. The character was created by Christian Chandler, a disturbed, middle-aged man apparently pretending to be his own grandmother, who had won a raffle to enter his original pony character in the show.

It was the first and last time that Night Star would be featured in the series, at least with her head still attached, and breathing. She is notable for having the least amount of dialogue of any speaking role on the show, her only line being "Hello," before the usually gentle and demure Fluttershy hacked her into a bloody mess with her iconic Fluttershy knife, screaming "SHOW ME YOUR GUTS YOU MISERABLE BITCH! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!"

It would not be the first time in that episode that Night Star would be fed her own kidneys.

The torture of Night Star would go on for another 58 minutes, commercial free, reportedly at the behest of Devon Cody, the show's longtime producer. Her gurgled screams (provided by Tara Strong) were worked into the background track of a peppy pony dance tune, the Grammy-winning "Make Her Scream!(aka Nobody Likes Night Star Except for Christian Chandler and Pedophiles)", which was played throughout the celebrated Drano Eye-Wash scene.

After her protracted, agonizing death, Chandler's OC would only appear posthumously in the series, sometimes as a rug, once as a moving blanket, and often swinging from a pole at the gates of Equestria as a warning to the nation's enemies not to trifle with the Mane 6.

The last the show ever mentioned Night Star was an episode of season 10, where Twilight Sparkle and Pinky Pie were relaxing after another adventure. Twilight turned to Pinky and asked, with a chuckle, "Hey, you remember when we straight-up murdered Night Star?"

"Oh, yeah," sighed Pinky Pie with a grin, "I remember. That was rrrreal fuckin' tasty."

And then they made out.
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