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Lessons on Emotions and Whatnot from a man who put on a skirt and grew an ugly skullet to avoid the real world.
"That's heavier learning within each one". Chris is about ass deep as a puddle of dirty water.
Dear Katy Perry, to Whom I've Never Met,
I remember you and your songs fondly. I remember your songs as most fondly I remember From giving them to the hooker Mia Hamm on a flash drive in the "gift basket" that you give to hookers that has their cash in it, but you fill it with candy and crap to pretend to the cops that she's not a real hooker which she is; also later one of your songs came onto upon my Radio that made me to decide to just Go For It! With her.
P.s. I am a True Lesbian Soul and I kissgrild "and I like it!" Too!
Love, darling dear (bunch of stupid new animated emojis)
Christine (ignore all Stephen King novels!)
(Okay, even I'm sorry for this one, trying to impersonate him is exhausting.)
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Guess Chris is a Vinesauce fan
Wtf indeed Chris...wtf indeed...
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Chris really doesn't understand sarcasm, does he?
Edit: also the name of the character is Big Smoke, not Biggie - I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow confused the GTA character with deceased legendary rapper; Biggie Smalls. He might think they're the same person...
Edit: also the name of the character is Big Smoke, not Biggie - I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow confused the GTA character with deceased legendary rapper; Biggie Smalls. He might think they're the same person...
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From Wikipedia:
Eidetic memory (/aɪˈdɛtɪk/; sometimes called photographic memory) is an ability to vividly recall images from memory after only a few instances of exposure, with high precision for a brief time after exposure,[1] without using a mnemonic device.[2]
God, Christian is so stupid sometimes.
I mean, just plain stupid.
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Lessons on Emotions and Whatnot from a man who put on a skirt and grew an ugly skullet to avoid the real world.
"That's heavier learning within each one". Chris is about ass deep as a puddle of dirty water.
It just kills me when he has twitter conversations with celebrities like they're best friends in real life. "Oh yeah I know @katyperry, tell me all about it".
I thought maybe Lil Miss Jessie had put a muzzle on his social media nonsense, apparently it wore off.
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Chris should call
with the Big Smoke meme when he finally gets out of rehab
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It's amazing how after all these years and constant degeneration of Chris, Watermelon somehow STILL comes across as the more deeply autistic of the two.
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Chris can't even remember to shower.
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Maybe he's digging her now as a trans-woman purely for the Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy craze, that, or Jessica's face reminds him so much of the Joker that he'd like to be her little Harley Quinnkins.
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Uh-huh. Hey, how's Chloe doing, Chris?
Pretty much the same thinking he used when he said he'd make a woman happy in bed, pretty much because he was horny and frustrated.
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It usually takes A LOT for Chris to piss me off.
But for some reason, Chris being super proud and turning his smugness up to 11 because he memorized two lines of text kinda does it.
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Chris has accidentally exposed the flaw in this piece of Hallmark wisdom, i.e. that failure is only a learning experience if you actually learn from it. Chris apparently believes that having fallen for about ten different catfishing schemes makes him ten times wiser than a person who has never fallen for a single one.
It is Not Tiny; it is Bigger than previously photographed and No Longer Bent! Hmph!
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God I hope he's this smug and self satisfied on the date with "Jessica".
That would count as hell for anyone who isnt on the spectrum: An hour or two with Chris bragging about any minor achievement and of course Sonichu's origin story. Topped off by lines like:
"I ehm-have an eh-Eidetic mnemory! That means I ah-ju-if I just hear something once I remember it. THOU SHALL NOT eh-PASS!
Yeah, that was from lo-hmm-The Lords of the Rings! Eidectic mnemory!"
That would count as hell for anyone who isnt on the spectrum: An hour or two with Chris bragging about any minor achievement and of course Sonichu's origin story. Topped off by lines like:
"I ehm-have an eh-Eidetic mnemory! That means I ah-ju-if I just hear something once I remember it. THOU SHALL NOT eh-PASS!
Yeah, that was from lo-hmm-The Lords of the Rings! Eidectic mnemory!"
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Even when Watermelon's in the right, he still comes off as cripplingly autistic and unlikable.
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It came off a phone case. Was originally white.
To quote Joel for a second, "You ruined it. You FUCKING ruined it."
Guess Chris is a Vinesauce fan
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