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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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That's just absurd. Chris is like a Mormon missionary with this shit. "I'm sorry you're feeling down. Would you like to hear about our Lord and Savior Sonichu and how he's helped me through difficult times?"
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CoolGuyHitler
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HAHAHA you can see the man tittys through the costume
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Yeah, I'm sure that's why you're holding your book.
Also, aside from the ridiculous 'copyright' mark that always makes me laugh, that photo makes me wonder: is Chris wearing a wedding ring now?
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Yeah, it's Bob's ring. Chris has been wearing it for a few years.
nad7155
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I can only speak for myself, but I would probably go on a week long vodka spree because the person who gave me many laughs and made me feel better about my own pathetic life is dead.
Then I would get a cheap rental car and drive myself into a tree at 100+ mph.
Why destroy my own car when I can leave it to my loved ones in my will.
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Didn't know that. That's pretty weird to other people too, right?
I mean as if his relationship with his mother wasn't co-dependent enough.
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There's a lonely old woman at 14 Branchland Court missing her husband right now.
And the corpse isnt much comfort, either.
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Why is Tara posting a kissy faced selfie on a tweet where she's trying to help a suicidal fan?
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I would be really upset. I see Chris as a sort of accidental comedian. He tries so hard to stop making everyone laugh, but he can't. He's just a severely retarded guy trying to live a normal life and failing miserably. I don't wish any ill will towards him.
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I don't want Chris to kill himself, but I feel like killing off "tranny-Chris" from this arc would be an improvement; it would be like the season finale of a magical girl anime only instead of the villain being attractive, feminine, and evil, this villain is ugly, dumb, slow, rapey, and a crossdresser.
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He wears both his father and mother's wedding rings on his ring and pinky.
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Chris: I did not HIT ON HER. It's not TRUE and HONEST! It's bullshit! I did NAHT- Oh hi, Kim.
Kim: Oh hey, Chris. What's up?
Chris: I have a Problem With Jessica. She says that I Hit on other Woman.
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You can see through his eye to his damaged brain. Poor Sorbet.
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Holy fuck
Sorbet looks like a zombie cat.
Jesus Christ.
Sorbet looks like a zombie cat.
Jesus Christ.
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His eyes one is blind the other is still blown that cat probably shits himself and does nothing like Chris now. But the cat has an escuse he was injured most likely by Chris's car and hosed in the face only to be dragged to a back alley vet for "treatment" I swear his vet is way too cheap and there's a reason. The cat doesn't even breathe right anymore