Containment Random Chris Updates

Count Olaf said:
Jesus fucking Christ. . .

First of all I think that is the largest wall of text he has ever spewed out, and that's something knowing that he's the king of ugly walls of text. As for what he actually wrote. . .of course he would mess this new fandom thing with his world, and of course he used it to add another waifu to his imaginary harem.

I can just imagine him in that cluttered room of his, babbling on all day to people who aren't there, floundering around doing really goofy attempts at kicks and punches all while wearing his dirty tattered dress. And then there's Barb in the other room, slowly dying as she shuffles around the hoard trying to ignore the noise.
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Something like this, but with shittier music:

 
Ballzymaker94 said:
Shit-posting aside, isn't he still in financial trouble? Could this be the breaking point where Barbara loses her shit and tells off Chris in a fashion that drove him to retreat deeper into wonderland?
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Seeing as how his tugboat and Patreon money are probably a sizeable chunk of the Chandler's income at this time, Barb kicking Chris out is an idea I doubt will ever see fruition.
 
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While Chris is getting progressively crazier, I still don't believe he's schizo. What's more worrying is the claim that he's tried to bring his imaginary friends into real life. Knowing his lack of respect for the law, I can really see him doing something stupid along the lines of the Blarms incident and then claiming the magic pony who is disguised as his left shoe told him to do it.
 
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Sounds like he tried plugging in a faulty 20 year old console, got electrocuted and thinks it was trying to talk to him or something.
Soon, he'll mistake a diseased rat for a hedgehog and after getting bit he'll think the rabies spreading all over are his electric hedgehog powers finally coming to fruition.
 
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jc17 said:
Sounds like he tried plugging in a faulty 20 year old console, got electrocuted and thinks it was trying to talk to him or something.
Soon, he'll mistake a diseased rat for a hedgehog and after getting bit he'll think the rabies spreading all over are his electric hedgehog powers finally coming to fruition.
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He thought a gaping infected wound in his crotch was his soul vagina manifesting. Twice. So that sounds about right.
 
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The Fool said:
He thought a gaping infected wound in his crotch was his soul vagina manifesting. Twice. So that sounds about right.
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To reiterate someone else's point, how long will it be until Chris is little more than a person incapable of human speech or function?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
While Chris is getting progressively crazier, I still don't believe he's schizo. What's more worrying is the claim that he's tried to bring his imaginary friends into real life. Knowing his lack of respect for the law, I can really see him doing something stupid along the lines of the Blarms incident and then claiming the magic pony who is disguised as his left shoe told him to do it.
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To be honest: I can imagine Chris has calmed down a lot. The Valium probably helps, and the sloth like metabolism he currently is suffering from. If anything, his game buddies know he's just a manchild, and when he starts talking about imaginary friends, or some mystical transformation, very similar to an anime he probably talks, they just take it as nothing troubling.

It's like some weeabo teenager claiming he made an energy ball once because he really concentrated.

Think about all the crazy fucks that you see in gas stations or places, having conversations with themselves. If anything, Chris is known as the towntard from the way he dresses and history, and no one bats an eye if he starts talking to his pony dolls or something.

This seems like Chris just slipped back into the fantasy realm from his high of Bronycon, Jessica, and what he thought was going to happen. Real life is back at it and Chris figured out he's really got no place in the "normal" world, once again.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
The way Chris talks when he begins with "attention everyone" is like a monarch giving a royal decree. While running a high fever.
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Emperor Norton is back, this time with autism! :) Reincarnation really fried his brain. ;)

Ballzymaker94 said:
So what will happen to Chris when Barb does pass? I don't think Cole is on speaking terms with him.
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I think Cole will man up as the man of the house and get his brother help/care at an assisted living facility. He's a decent guy. I really think he'll pull through for Chris in the end.
 
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This is a long and tiring read.
Here’s some bite-sized bullet points summing up the post if you don’t want to read it.
  • It’s made very clear by Chris That. This. Is. Real. This is NOT a fictional or created plot for Sonichu, this actually happened in our reality.
  • Chris felt some freaky energy from her Sega Dreamcast. She used her new “third eye power” aka psychic bullshit along with Magi-Chan to find out it had some dormant power, so she left it on all day.
  • That power was Uzame, a goddess from Neptunia, who took over Chris body after being released from the Dreamcast. This isn’t a total possession, Chris is still in control, they just share a body.
  • Another goddess, Neptune, is in trouble. Chris is too lazy and sends Sylvana to save her, which she does with ease.
  • The other three goddesses, thankful for Neptune’s rescue, give Chris all their powers. Sylvana, who actually saved Neptune, gets nothing.
  • Uzame’s twin, Korume, is evil because chichè evil twin plot.
  • Korume convinces Graduon to take over CWCville. Why Graduon, a character who’s tried multiple times to take over CWCville, needed to be persuaded is not mentioned.
  • Chris, with powers from five goddesses and super psychic powers herself, forsaw everything.
  • Because of this, CWCville effortlessly wins the battle against Korume and Graduon, no really, Chris talks about how easy the battle was due to her ability to see the future.
  • Chris claims the goddesses need our help, but doesn’t explain why. We can help by buying and playing this game and also literally praying for/to the goddesses.
  • Night Star and Discord (some dragon thing from MLP) are also in this story, but their parts are so small and unimportant I didn’t add them anywhere else here.
 
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Pikonic said:
Chris felt some freaky energy from her Sega Dreamcast. She used her new “third eye power” aka psychic bullshit along with Magi-Chan to find out it had some dormant power, so she left it on all day.
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Chris has always opened his third eye and felt a surge. It just usually meant something different.
 
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