Containment Random Chris Updates

Chrus Chundlur said:
Well, it's more surprising that he gets payed 50$ for an effortless two minute video, that would be equivalent to a neurosurgeon-like salary of 1500$ per hour.

And that if we consider it "two minutes", when usually they were more like 30 seconds, and the fucking slob still had the balls to deliver the videos for time-relevant stuff like birthdays like weeks late. And he can stutter all the way, get every name wrong, or shit himself on camera, that he'll be damned if he has to waste another 30 seconds doing a second take (Not that you don't deserve that if you do bussiness with Chris, though!).

Drawing shit at least takes him time (and for what he has said in the past, actually embarrassingly long for the mongokindergarten results. That could be bullshit to make him look like Sonichu is "hard work", though).
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A ween and their money are easily parted
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Well, it's more surprising that he gets payed 50$ for an effortless two minute video, that would be equivalent to a neurosurgeon-like salary of 1500$ per hour.

And that if we consider it "two minutes", when usually they were more like 30 seconds, and the fucking slob still had the balls to deliver the videos for time-relevant stuff like birthdays like weeks late. And he can stutter all the way, get every name wrong, or shit himself on camera, that he'll be damned if he has to waste another 30 seconds doing a second take (Not that you don't deserve that if you do bussiness with Chris, though!).

Drawing shit at least takes him time (and for what he has said in the past, actually embarrassingly long for the mongokindergarten results. That could be bullshit to make him look like Sonichu is "hard work", though).
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I understand he has autism, but does Crayon art really have to take days to do? I know people who are further handicapped than Chris who could whip this stuff up in thirty minutes, and these people even have jobs.

I guess I just fail to see what takes him so long, since he has no actual job to speak of. That's just my thought, however.
 
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Ballzymaker94 said:
I understand he has autism, but does Crayon art really have to take days to do? I know people who are further handicapped than Chris who could whip this stuff up in thirty minutes, and these people even have jobs.

I guess I just fail to see what takes him so long, since he has no actual job to speak of. That's just my thought, however.
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I think it's not so much that it takes him that long to produce his art, but what he counts as working on it. It might well be the case that he says "it takes me a day to produce this" but he spends most of that day playing vidya and stalking VAs with five minutes of actual work here and there.
 
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Ballzymaker94 said:
I understand he has autism, but does Crayon art really have to take days to do? I know people who are further handicapped than Chris who could whip this stuff up in thirty minutes, and these people even have jobs.

I guess I just fail to see what takes him so long, since he has no actual job to speak of. That's just my thought, however.
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So what do you usually draw in crayon, and where do you work?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I think it's not so much that it takes him that long to produce his art, but what he counts as working on it. It might well be the case that he says "it takes me a day to produce this" but he spends most of that day playing vidya and stalking VAs with five minutes of actual work here and there.
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Makes sense.

Rumpled Foreskin said:
So what do you usually draw in crayon, and where do you work?
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Touche XD
 
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During his art tutorials, they were pretty long for just the bordering and colouring on a page, about 40-50 minutes IIRC.
 
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No he didn't.. If I give you something *voluntarily*, I don't think you get to say you outsmarted me.. Plus, they got some ween content out of it as well.

I say this because Chris HAS outsmarted someone before.. It was Joshua Martinez, who tried to sell him a 'special PSP'. IIRC, Chris gave Josh a bad check and kept the PSP for himself lol. Of course this isn't a good thing since passing bad checks is crime, but it was funn.

You can see how this situation is different from the one you're describing.

EDIT: I just noticed that Chris has also ripped off Hirtes LMFAO
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It's interesting when Chris actually uses his brain for once.

Ballzymaker94 said:
Okay...who the hell is he asking? I thought this was HIS idea?
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Maybe he's trying to do reverse psychology and it's not working!
 
geg said:
It's probably because he doesn't want to make an hour long documentary on Chris like Sachumo did. I haven't watched the video yet, but I'd imaging that it would just be a "funny meems" type video where Pewds talks about CWC drinking his own navy.
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Even Sach's documentary was abbreviated. He left out a lot of the uglier side of Chris, and just kind of stuck to events, but not Chris's reaction to them.

You could make 2 or 3 Docs on Chris at this point, events, timeline, his depravity, etc...
 
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Metropolis Reigns said:
It sounds like he got electrocuted and his mind further shattered to the point where he developed some sort of split personality disorder, if he starts talking about the devil in someone's eyes- we'll know that it's a very special case of untreated (possibly violent) behavior. Chris's train is off the rails and about to crash into Cwcville: his lack of health care, living in a consistently disgusting house, and following the death of the only provider in his household. This is going to be a strange ending.
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Or it could just be that he’s fucking :autism:.
 
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Ballzymaker94 said:
I understand he has autism, but does Crayon art really have to take days to do? I know people who are further handicapped than Chris who could whip this stuff up in thirty minutes, and these people even have jobs.

I guess I just fail to see what takes him so long, since he has no actual job to speak of. That's just my thought, however.
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Chris thinks "I don't really wanna do it" is a perfectly valid excuse for him to put off work he needs to do for paying customers. Which is why you shouldn't give him shit.
 
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Keine said:
UPDATE: Chris isn't possessed by an anime girl anymore... I guess?

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I didn't understand shit. I am not fluent in autistic. From what I understood... two waifus fought to death for remaining within Chris's body(?), and then one won(??) and Chris wants us to raise our energy ala 'Care bears' to help the winner recover(???)
I don't know... it's 2 :optimistic: 4 me
 
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Because every good story needs a thrilling conclusion.. or something.
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EVERYONE, I require your attention for a moment, to tell you further and true, of Uzume Tennouboshi, of nations lost in other Dimensions.

As I had stated, from within my Sega Dreamcast Console, I had absorbed a Lot of power into myself, up to the point of Uzume, herself, sharing my body with me. I, was mistaken, but not wrong; I had absorbed the Orange Spiral Seal that had once held Uzume, fully and whole. The Seal had taken on her personality and spoken to me as Uzume, herself, would have.

While Kurome, the dark half of Uzume, in the past weeks, wreaked some havoc within and around myself, and my group of powerful friends, That has come to a close, in a final moment between Kurome and one of them, who was not Uzume. For you see, Uzume, herself, was awake and in hiding, waiting for her moment to get back with Kurome. In Kurome’s confusion of rather this being inside of me, or Uzume; which of us two was the Real Uzume Tennouboshi.

Uzume Striked! She merged back together with Kurome, cheating death, and becoming fully alive as she was before long ago! I, having learned of this and lost the voice of Uzume from the Seal, still inside me, with the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as my own powers.

There is one portion of Uzume that now leaves her not yet feeling fully Whole; she is unable to transform into Orange Heart. Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now. She Needs Her Share Energy Back! NOW! So she can protect our world from the threats within our world and from other Dimensions.

Everyone, along with me, Please; Think Fondly Of Uzume Tennouboshi where she is now, Right Above Us. Give her your Love, Kindness and Shares, so she can transform into the CPU Orange Heart, once again! Lift Up Your Hearts and Hands High, Right Now, for Uzume!

Thank You, Everyone!

I can't decipher this much :autism:. I apologize.
 
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