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Sigh... not about Frederick I Barbarossa, Holy Roman Emperor or Oruc "Barbarossa" Reis, Ottoman Grand Admiral... so my question is...
Who is teaching Chris history?
Who is teaching Chris history?
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The whole tenor of this latest troll is why I don't think that this is still Jessay. 'She' started as a white knight and then became a pretty standard fake girlfriend troll - the only fresh thing that 'she' added was the whole feeder fetish, which might even have been a genuine interest of said troll going by the info that was found. Overall, Jessay's trolling was pretty innocent. This one seems to have some genuine nastiness behind it, however funny it undeniably is.
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"Sometimes that Chris, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a Chris, he's got... lifeless eyes, multicolored eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those multicolored eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', he comes in and he... loves you to pieces."It's funny, because this is what his eyes look like:
(Thanks to the CWCki)
They're so close in color it wouldn't be noticeable unless you were the unfortunate person who had to look that closely into his eyes...
Also this has probably been said 1,000,000 times plus one, but there is probably a little paranoia and schizophrenia runnin' in that boy to see himself everywhere now and again. I don't know how to see that past chuckling a little.
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Nah it's just autism. Chris has no real serious friends, never has, and can't sympathize with people or understand them much. His entire world revolves around himself like it does for a baby. A baby can't see past their crib and Chris can't see past his room. It's wasn't entirely unavoidable but it could have been curbed with proper training when he was younger, if his parents ever cared enough to give him that. But now it's too late and you can't even explain Australia to him.
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I, I can't imagine how the hell ol' fart blossom is going to react or retcon this mess once he realizes he got taken this badly. This is damn funny.
Whoever is doing this, maybe he needs to convince Chris to have his little fictional abominations to wear arm bands and starch brown shirts, or do that smashing of enemy businesses that happened under the old kraut nut case.
Whoever is doing this, maybe he needs to convince Chris to have his little fictional abominations to wear arm bands and starch brown shirts, or do that smashing of enemy businesses that happened under the old kraut nut case.
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He's becoming a weeb now. Show him any generic slice of life anime where a school festival is taking place, the student organizers all wear armbands.
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Might as well. It seems they already practice kinder küche kirche in CWCville, and next thing you know, they'll be swapping them C-coins for Reichsmarks or something equally stupid.
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He should have called it Jimmy Eat World.
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I thought Jessay was more malicious, maybe to the point of emotional abuse.
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I have to admit I want this troll to go on until he's rewritten every aspect of his world into a Nazi parallel, then he finally realizes what he's done long afterwards.
Given how Chris defines reality, he will look bad even if he takes the coward's way out and blames it on trolls controlling him because that would mean he would have been stupid enough to let the trolls have him fluff up the Nazis.
But in all honestly, even if that never happens, I want this crap to start resembling a /pol/ meme to the point it implodes gloriously.
Given how Chris defines reality, he will look bad even if he takes the coward's way out and blames it on trolls controlling him because that would mean he would have been stupid enough to let the trolls have him fluff up the Nazis.
But in all honestly, even if that never happens, I want this crap to start resembling a /pol/ meme to the point it implodes gloriously.
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It took him years to get over Simonla, and that was before he dove head first into delusionville. I'm being way too
but when Chris finds out what's happening he could have a massive chimpout and probably draw something that makes his Neptunia possession look tame.I mean realistically he'll probably tweet out "stupid troll, Night Star used her god powers to undo everything and then astral projected into your bathroom while you're taking a shit to yell at you" but a man can dream.
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These posts remind me of ADF's desperate textwalls chronicling the events falling Autismlatina whenever he was in distress, eerily-similar even.
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Man, Chris has the deepest lore.
Also, when he mentioned a prison camp with large ovens my mind went... elsewhere.
Also, when he mentioned a prison camp with large ovens my mind went... elsewhere.
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"ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
The post Facebook just recommended is appropriate for the Good News, with some bad, I have to share.
Operation BARBarossa was well and good; Silvana Rosechu has been rescued. There was a battle of the war of our new common enemy that lasted the past couple of days. We lost a few good soldiers in the process; may they Rest In Peace, that their efforts were not in vain. Also, after Silvana got captured, until the mutual foe is down for good at least, Count Graduon and Cwcville’s Christine Weston Chandler signed a peace treaty, as Graduon offered his troops and services for the effort.
The fight was North beyond Ruckersville, and the commander of the enemy waves were going to push the fight into Charlottesville. Thankfully, with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, My Autobots, and my family, our large group kept the enemy back.
Then, Christine initiated a Very Smart Operation: Fine Ol’ Solution. There were Cloakers and similar bad people of interest in Cwcville (not counting Graduon and his crew); they rounded the Cloakers and baddies up and in a Large plot of land Graduon donated, a Prison Camp with Great facilities for reforming the bad pawns to good people.
After rounding up the Cloakers and bad guys there, our foes retreated! And our groups of Brave and Powerful Heroes are free to return to their homes and rest.
Built on Cwcville’s soil, not in the city, though; outside of the city. Graduon donated a lot of land to build prison camps full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls.
We all in Charlottesville, Ruckersville, all places to the north of us, And the people of Cwcville can sleep more safely now.
Your Shares to the Gamindustri Goddesses really helped us in this battle. Thank You, Everyone, for your Love, Kindness and most Generous Support! Please continue to offer your shares to them for any and all other future conflicts Here on our World, and in all of the Other Worlds, Realities and Dimensions.
Have a Great Day, Earth! We’ve All Helped make it more safe!"
It took him years to get over Simonla, and that was before he dove head first into delusionville. I'm being way too
I mean realistically he'll probably tweet out "stupid troll, Night Star used her god powers to undo everything and then astral projected into your bathroom while you're taking a shit to yell at you" but a man can dream.
I doubt we'll see a huge chimpout again. i think the days of that are long since over unfortunately. Assuming Chris figures out all the Holocaust jokes (or someone explains them to him very slowly) he'll probably just sigh, blame the trolls and write a long rambling rant retconning it out of existence.
Yes Chris believes all his cartoon stuff is real, but as I see it, this is different from the Simonla thing on several levels. First, he didn't illustrate it; its just a long rambling FB post. Second, the Simonla thing involved a named hedgehog character, and a female at that, whereas this involves nameless, faceless masses. Chris was far more invested in her than them. And third, it's already been done. Chris seems to have half way given up on life at this point. I can't help but feel this wouldn't have the same impact any more, but maybe I'm wrong.
That being said, can we talk about how weird it is that we have a grown man who was traumatized by drawing the death of a cartoon character? I mean seriously that was probably the biggest breaking point for Chris up to that point in his life. Despite all the other trolling, despite all the girlfriend crap, it was Simonla's death that took him the longest time to bounce back from...
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Jessica was easily the most emotionally abusive troll in a while. And gave us no real content either.
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