Containment Random Chris Updates

Nah it's just autism. Chris has no real serious friends, never has, and can't sympathize with people or understand them much. His entire world revolves around himself like it does for a baby. A baby can't see past their crib and Chris can't see past his room. It's wasn't entirely unavoidable but it could have been curbed with proper training when he was younger, if his parents ever cared enough to give him that. But now it's too late and you can't even explain Australia to him.

I remember him telling Catie that Bob was stationed in "soul korea" which "is in Europe, i believe".
 
I just can't get over "Fine Ol' Solution" it's such a CWC-esque corruption. That was a great move whoever told him that.
when the chris chan says "Cwcville is the best place"
we heil, heil, right in the chris chan face
not to love the chris chan, it is a great disgrace
we heil, heil, right in the chris chan face
 
Yeah but how intentional was that? This was a reaction to the clumsiest troll exit ever.

Sure, the chimp out was kinda funny, but it robbed us of the Q&A, which was like a 2nd mailbag in that it represented guaranteed content over a period of time.

Yeah, I suppose the result wasn't really indicative of the quality of the troll scheme... we were lucky to even get the chimpout. Jessie could have been a hero if she had been orchestrating Chris' interaction with the farms rather than sandbagging it.

PSA: Don't be Jessica.

:offtopic:I found this looking for tangentially related lulz, I don't know what it is, or how and why it came to be but felt like sharing it :offtopic:
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Everyone was disappointed with it. Chris is no exception.
No, most were disappointed with the game because it's bland and repetitive.
Chris was disappointed with the game because he can't make any of his Sonichu or Rosechu's. If memory serves, he thought Sonic 06 was good. He can over look shitty level design, repetitive fetch quests, mind numbingly idiotic storylines and horrible voice acting because of his unhealthy hard on for Sonic and his lousy taste in... Well, everything. As for the god awful loading, when you have a life of zero responsibility where everything is handed to you and the closest thing to a "job" is making sonichu comics when he feels like it... He literally has nothing better to do, so I guess the loading doesn't register to him.

In other words, he only complains about the most minutiae details when they go against his idiotic sense of reality, "This game needs work because the character customization won't let me make Sonichu..." "Hm, this fanart is good I guess, but they, uh... They gave Rosey the wrong tail, there..." "SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!"
 
Yeah, I suppose the result wasn't really indicative of the quality of the troll scheme... we were lucky to even get the chimpout. Jessie could have been a hero if she had been orchestrating Chris' interaction with the farms rather than sandbagging it.

PSA: Don't be Jessica.

:offtopic:I found this looking for tangentially related lulz, I don't know what it is, or how and why it came to be but felt like sharing it :offtopic:
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Trolls actually interact with here?
 
Trolls actually interact with here?
Not entirely sure I understand the question but pretty much everyone here is a troll, and lolcows can't help but interact in their own threads most of the time. This is one area that Chris now shows incredible restraint in, but it used to be quite the opposite.
Extensively interacting with trolls, far past the point of any positive utility, is one of the hallmarks of any good lolcow.

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He means the thread Chris started last month, which brought about the Q&A video.
Yeah, specifically this. @LegendaryChristorian
 
Not entirely sure I understand the question but pretty much everyone here is a troll, and lolcows can't help but interact in their own threads most of the time. This is one area that Chris now shows incredible restraint in, but it used to be quite the opposite.
Extensively interacting with trolls, far past the point of any positive utility, is one of the hallmarks of any good lolcow.

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Yeah, specifically this. @LegendaryChristorian
Oh okay. That makes sense.
 
I thought Jessay was more malicious, maybe to the point emotional abuse.

Possibly, but even if that was the case, 'she' wasn't doing any more than engaging in a purely personal game of Kick The Autistic. This whole Nazi thing is the sort of material that could bring a whole shitload of SJWs reeeee-ing down on Chris's unsuspecting head.
 
when the chris chan says "Cwcville is the best place"
we heil, heil, right in the chris chan face
not to love the chris chan, it is a great disgrace
we heil, heil, right in the chris chan face
Oh, shit. I completely forgot about the Hitler medallion Chris made, and all the butts he put around the edge of the medallion to fart in Hitler's face.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2015_Facebook_Posts#The_Hitler_Medallion

So that means Chris is aware of Hitler and knows that Hitler is a "bad guy". Does this mean Chris hasn't connected Hitler with his involvement in WW II and the Holocaust and the concentration camps and all the guns and insults and yuck?
 
Possibly, but even if that was the case, 'she' wasn't doing any more than engaging in a purely personal game of Kick The Autistic. This whole Nazi thing is the sort of material that could bring a whole shitload of SJWs reeeee-ing down on Chris's unsuspecting head.

Which could be greatly amusing because what matters more to the SJWs: attacking somebody over stupidly making references to the Holocaust or defending a non-passing MtF tranny who has been besieged by trolls for years?

It's an interesting situation because the moment the SJWs get involved, they could get called out for supporting Nazism OR attacking a tranny. It's a no-win situation for them and of course SJWs would be to fucking stupid to realize the trap.
 
Which could be greatly amusing because what matters more to the SJWs: attacking somebody over stupidly making references to the Holocaust or defending a non-passing MtF tranny who has been besieged by trolls for years?

It's an interesting situation because the moment the SJWs get involved, they could get called out for supporting Nazism OR attacking a tranny. It's a no-win situation for them and of course SJWs would be to fucking stupid to realize the trap.
Someone really should take them down a peg. I get tired of hearing this Social justice bullshit every time I go online and some moron who spent their grant money on gender studies is complaining that Halloween is too politically incorrect, or rambling on about how Wonder woman is a great feminist film.
 
This whole Nazi thing is the sort of material that could bring a whole shitload of SJWs reeeee-ing down on Chris's unsuspecting head.

Eh, maybe, but I take it you haven't followed Phil have you? Considering he actually IS a racist, mooches off SJW circles and likes Nazi cosplay, but hasn't been called out for it, I doubt any SJW would call out Chris. Chris has done and said some pretty stupid stuff, but he's been consistent about the tranny thing, is obviously mentally handicapped, dislikes Trump and claims to be part Cherokee. It seems SJWs would love him.
 
Oh, shit. I completely forgot about the Hitler medallion Chris made, and all the butts he put around the edge of the medallion to fart in Hitler's face.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2015_Facebook_Posts#The_Hitler_Medallion

So that means Chris is aware of Hitler and knows that Hitler is a "bad guy". Does this mean Chris hasn't connected Hitler with his involvement in WW II and the Holocaust and the concentration camps and all the guns and insults and yuck?
Given that Chris watches South Park, Family Guy, and other shows that occasionally go for the cheap nazi laugh, I'm thinking Chris does have some idea that Hitler is a bad person that no one likes. I don't think Chris really understands exactly what Hitler did, and I'm fairly certain Chris can't distinguish between Hitler and a fictional character-- to him, both have the same level of relevance.
 
I don't think Chris really understands exactly what Hitler did, and I'm fairly certain Chris can't distinguish between Hitler and a fictional character-- to him, both have the same level of relevance.

Agreed. The sheer amount of romanticizing and lingering propaganda from the early-to-mid 40s about him really don't do enough to point out Hitler was a seriously fucked up dude - both metaphorically and potentially literally (I don't know if it was ever confirmed if he had some kind of mental condition or that he had only one testicle as a result). We are far removed from the horrors of war, particularly WWII, that somebody like Hitler getting away with something supremely horrible like the Holocaust (or on another note, Stalin and his purges killing far many more people indiscriminately a scant few years later and the fun of the Cold War) seems completely outlandish.
 
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