Containment Random Chris Updates

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You've got to love that layout. Especially how he shoves the speech balloon that was meant for the first panel into the third one. And the way that the rows switch back and forth from left to right, to right to left. Also, props for essentially kidnapping Pinkie Pie, who's also somehow human now despite this being set in Pony-land.

I really hope that the mysterious female he's been doing this commission for is pleased with what she gets. What are the odds that it will involved Nazi shenanigans of some sort?...

 

[FightenGnome]

No way, I'm sure one of the largest gaming companies on the planet is aware of Chris-Chan and cares about him enough to make a cosmetic item based off of him (no one else in the world has heterochromia iridis) and add it to their biggest release in years, right?

I believe it. I think Sega or at least Team Sonic is well aware of Chris-Chan and his antics.

Should we put out a poll on this? I think he's both Mark the Tapir and is partially responsible for a heterochromatic eye customization choice (As others have put it though, it's likely a popular choice in general, but I think Chris helped popularize it).

 

[NinFreakLan]

But why did human pinkie go inside a pokeball

I don't think we have enough beer in the world to make ourselves exceptional enough to understand it.

 

[Caz]

Barbarossa, Final Solution, camps, ovens?

I gotta admit. We should expect some high dosage of prime quality autism coming from Chris from now one. Seriously, this is getting interesting.

 

[Rupin]

You've got to love that layout. Especially how he shoves the speech balloon that was meant for the first panel into the third one. And the way that the rows switch back and forth from left to right, to right to left. Also, props for essentially kidnapping Pinkie Pie, who's also somehow human now despite this being set in Pony-land.

I really hope that the mysterious female he's been doing this commission for is pleased with what she gets. What are the odds that it will involved Nazi shenanigans of some sort?...

But didn't he say that he was delivering that poster to her two weeks ago?
Something's fishy here...

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris is a he...not them. The word "them" indicated more than one thing. Come to think of it, that one Avalon man-chick from bronycon was calling Chris "them" as well.

Calling chris "they" or "them" is an acknowledgement of his massive weight and a subtle hint to lose some that went over chris's head

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Also this has probably been said 1,000,000 times plus one, but there is probably a little paranoia and schizophrenia runnin' in that boy to see himself everywhere now and again. I don't know how to see that past chuckling a little.

I think it's pure ego. When people pointed out Mark the Tapir and that background pony character to him, he was quite adamant that they weren't him. In both cases, they resembled him in unflattering ways. But his heterochromia is something he thinks of as cool and distinctive, so of course he wants to accept credit for that being in the game, despite it clearly being a coincidence.

No, most were disappointed with the game because it's bland and repetitive.
Chris was disappointed with the game because he can't make any of his Sonichu or Rosechu's. If memory serves, he thought Sonic 06 was good. He can over look shitty level design, repetitive fetch quests, mind numbingly idiotic storylines and horrible voice acting because of his unhealthy hard on for Sonic and his lousy taste in... Well, everything. As for the god awful loading, when you have a life of zero responsibility where everything is handed to you and the closest thing to a "job" is making sonichu comics when he feels like it... He literally has nothing better to do, so I guess the loading doesn't register to him.

In other words, he only complains about the most minutiae details when they go against his idiotic sense of reality, "This game needs work because the character customization won't let me make Sonichu..." "Hm, this fanart is good I guess, but they, uh... They gave Rosey the wrong tail, there..." "SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!"

He complained about content in Little Big Planet that allowed you to dress characters as Sonic and co because the outfits didn't feature separate ears so he could give them longer Pikachu ears. That was a legit complaint he made.

He 100% O6??? Well the ps3 version was less buggy than the xbox but the game was still broken.

Well, he wouldn't want to upset his friend Sonic.

 

[Barrister]

Do we know for sure someone is feeding Chris this stuff? I really thought after Bananasaurus Chris would become more discerning about that kind of thing.

Holocaust jokes are really out of Mein Kampf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I won't tolerate them.

Yeah, I do Nazi the humor in them either.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And all this time I thought all Chris had in common with Goering was that he's a fat transvestite.

I look forward to seeing where this goes. It could be a real gas.

 

[FisfulFries]

Oh really, because I recall him saying they were a gift from a friend.
Really we all know he bought them himself and just doesn't want to seem like even more of an asshat

If it were just the 3ds game, I could possibly believe that but, considering how poorly the WiiU sold and the WiiU Boom game is the lowest selling (and worst reviewed) Sonic game ever I seriously doubt anyone would buy him a copy.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris resumes work on the comic.

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pinkie is going to the hanky panky dungeon pokemon care center

 

[Bandit Keith]

If I had to be within smelling distance of Chris, I'd hide too.

 

[Some Manajerk]

Sabaton concert in CWCville when?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I eagerly await their touching rendition of 'Liebe Ist Liebe (Du Bist Nicht Verpfändet Worden)'

 

[Ballzymaker94]

I eagerly await their touching rendition of 'Liebe Ist Liebe (Du Bist Nicht Verpfändet Worden)'

I'm just waiting to see if Chris will announce another genocide has taken place in CWCville without realizing it.

I say we should hold a bet on which genocide will be mentioned by Chris next. My money is on Rwanda.

 

[repentance]

I'm intrigued to see how far the puppet-master can push this before Chris catches on.

 

[Done]

If it were just the 3ds game, I could possibly believe that but, considering how poorly the WiiU sold and the WiiU Boom game is the lowest selling (and worst reviewed) Sonic game ever I seriously doubt anyone would buy him a copy.

While it is (very very) possible that Chris is that pathetic.. Never underestimate the allure of an epic ween moment.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I miss the old Sonichu

 

[The Fool]

While it is (very very) possible that Chris is that pathetic.. Never underestimate the allure of an epic ween moment.

It's pretty unlikely he actually played the game if someone anonymously sent it to him, though. I'm sure if that was the case he'd have a chimpout, get angry someone's invading his privacy like that, kind of like the sign that was on put on his front lawn. He got it and played it, and didn't say anything, because he was the one who bought it.

 

[ICametoLurk]

He's becoming a weeb now. Show him any generic slice of life anime where a school festival is taking place, the student organizers all wear armbands.
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they'll be swapping them C-coins for Reichsmarks.

TBF they are worth pretty much the same.