Containment Random Chris Updates

[Kosher Dill]

"Stubenchu" is probably a reference to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steubenville_High_School_rape_case
Get it? It's funny because Chris is typing words that mean things he never heard of! :dumb:

 

[FightenGnome]

When the fuck has there been 69 sonichu eggs? Is this another "excellent troll XD" by the ghostwriter? It would fit with the Sonichu 4/20 and tranny Rosechu theory.

Can't wait for the story of how Punchy goes to jail and ends up getting a tattoo of "14/88"

 

[AnOminous]

It's not as if he actively rejects reality, but rather he is simply no longer capable of comprehending reality, it just doesn't fit into the framework of his understanding of existence anymore.

So he's mildly more delusional than troon lolcows who think if you just declare you're a woman, you actually are, even if you're still just a fat middle aged white guy with a beard, a la Jake Alley.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He simply never got the chance to learn that this isn't how reality works. He thinks he's a women now because nobody ever told him how biology works otherwise.

No, he thinks he's a woman because he's utterly quackers and cherry picks the reality he wants from watching traps on Youtube believing he can will himself into something better than them. Chris' retarded version of Goddess worship has always been about seeking superiority over others, and men equal to inferior because he himself is a man, women equal to Goddesses because Barb is a woman and they have lots of vagina and pertie dressies.

It's quite funny, in the pecking order, Chris' is lower on the totem pole than extremely effeminate gay men because he's an autistic crossdresser, who dresses like an Autgynopedo.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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He actually believes that Crystal is a real entity even though she does not exist in this universe
Yeah, I don't believe an "incarnation of family members" or true and honest family members would waste their time contact Chris through any medium.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm an incarnation of Barb. Those times she's unresponsive are when I've got the soul.

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

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Sad and pathetic

 

[Gunslinger]

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So does this mean Chris believes Crystal exists already? Like, in the future? I know Crystal came back from the future in the comic but it sounds like Chris believes she is indeed real and has already been born at some point? How is he gonna reconsile this when years continue to go by and he still has not found his sweetheart?

 

[4Macie]

Chris doesn’t believe this lady is crystal because Chris hasn’t had sex to get her and he doesn’t have a wife yet. That’s it. That’s all there is to it.

Chris believes Crystal will be his daughter. He has to have a wife to birth her. No wife. No sex. No Crystal.

It is ... interesting... to see that Chris can claim he’s whatever he wants to claim and people need to accept it. But someone claims to be someone else and he instantly denies it.

 

[FightenGnome]

Chris doesn’t believe this lady is crystal because Chris hasn’t had sex to get her and he doesn’t have a wife yet. That’s it. That’s all there is to it.

Chris believes Crystal will be his daughter. He has to have a wife to birth her. No wife. No sex. No Crystal.

It is ... interesting... to see that Chris can claim he’s whatever he wants to claim and people need to accept it. But someone claims to be someone else and he instantly denies it.

Desiree would have had a better chance convincing Chris she was his daughter if she claimed her mother was Mia Hamm or better yet, claiming she was Mia Hamm and had a 3 year old daughter named Crystal.

 

[4Macie]

Desiree would have had a better chance convincing Chris she was his daughter if she claimed her mother was Mia Hamm or better yet, claiming she was Mia Hamm and had a 3 year old daughter named Crystal.

Or that she got pregnant with his kid through those subliminal YouTube videos. If they made Chris a woman and helped him cure autism... I’m sure they could make someone pregnant....

 

[nvrwastetree]

dude this is an entire forum dedicated to chris and his art. obviously i'm not the only one who likes it or nobody else would be here.

It's not so much that we like his art than we like seeing the Trainwreck that ensues from whatever stupid thing Chris is currently obsessing about. And this forum isn't only exclusive to Chris anymore. I think you're missing the point of my reply to you...just stop, please.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Desiree would have had a better chance convincing Chris she was his daughter if she claimed her mother was Mia Hamm or better yet, claiming she was Mia Hamm and had a 3 year old daughter named Crystal.

I wonder why no one has thought of doing this, too cruel maybe?

 

[CatParty]

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And that’s how one blows it by weening.

 

[Done]

I wonder why no one has thought of doing this, too cruel maybe?

More like too stupid.

Chris knows that he used protection with Mia Hamm, because he mentioned it himself, and if he somehow didn't remember that, he has been known to visit the CWCki to refresh his memories on things.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

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Crystal aside, I'm pretty sure people have pretended to be family of Chris's before.

 

[FightenGnome]

I wonder why no one has thought of doing this, too cruel maybe?

1. People would get labelled a ween on here.

2. Nobody really knows what Mia Hamm looks like, only a vague description. Black hair, part-Cherokee.

How many mixed or mixed passing Native American or Asian girls in their mid-30s are trolling or even on kiwi farms to pull this off?

Edit: Hell for all we know, Mia Hamm might look like Elizabeth Warren with dyed hair and just said she's Cherokian..

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Edit: Hell for all we know, Mia Hamm might look like Elizabeth Warren with dyed hair and just said she's Cherokian..

That's my guess. A lot of white people do that, or she is like 1/128th Cherokee

 

[Computery Guy]

Oh, my god, what did he do to The Scout?!?