Containment Random Chris Updates

[Probably Not]

nobody files their taxes from patreon money lmfao
it would be too much work for the IRS to audit all the porn artists and cosplay thots for such measly tugboats

Turns out Patreon does in fact issue 1099s if someone makes $20,000 or more in a year. If a person makes $600 or more Patreon requires a W6 from the content creator. They also state taxes are the responsibility of the persons using their service.

So... yeah... Chris would do none of this.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Luniara says she never received the Sonichu book she ordered.

lol, so why is she still giving him money?

 

[CatParty]

lol, so why is she still giving him money?

lol why does anyone

 

[Onewittyuser]

"As an intrepid artist" Chris said, not knowing what half of those word meant, and that none of them applied to him.
Also, I like the fact that he is giving Equestria Daily advice about ponies and how they're drawn when he made them look more like abominations from hell than actual animals, let alone ponies.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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Secret Outlast? Well, we know what brand of deodorant Chris buys now. One marketed to women, of course.

 

[AnOminous]

If Chris ever was.mailed a W-2 or whatever document eBay sends to him, I honestly believe he'll either look at it confused, or delete the email/throw away the notice thinking that someone is trying to troll him. But the again Marvin, you'll probably tell me that Chris knows how to handle money and he knows how to fill out a tax form/w-2

eBay sends a 1099-K if you exceed thresholds ($20K in 200 transactions if it hasn't changed). Chris wouldn't have seen a W-2 since Wendy's.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Luniara says she never received the Sonichu book she ordered.

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lol, so why is she still giving him money?

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A fool and their money are easily parted

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Secret Outlast? Well, we know what brand of deodorant Chris buys now. One marketed to women, of course.

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Chris will wait for everyone to forget about this comic and then reclaim it as his own original work, or he'll do a bad crossover with reality that will be triggering for him.

nobody files their taxes from patreon money lmfao
it would be too much work for the IRS to audit all the porn artists and cosplay thots for such measly tugboats

That's a lot of money, friend. When they get desperate, they just might.

intrepid-
fearless; adventurous (often used for rhetorical or humorous effect)

Chris' work is laughable.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Secret Outlast? Well, we know what brand of deodorant Chris buys now. One marketed to women, of course.

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How come no one has spotted the drawing behind Bryan's that's addressed "For: Jessica"? Looks like Chris is still having a difficult time letting her go.

 

[Trilby]

How come no one has spotted the drawing behind Bryan's that's addressed "For: Jessica"? Looks like Chris is still having a difficult time letting her go.

Certainly. That is pretty telling.

 

[johnny5150]

How come no one has spotted the drawing behind Bryan's that's addressed "For: Jessica"? Looks like Chris is still having a difficult time letting her go.

its still because he faps to that

 

[Orkeosaurus]

the thing that you guys aren't considering is Chris spends a lot of money printing and shipping out his comics. if he were going to declare his Patreon income he would also declare his expenses, which ranges from his crayons to the gas money to get to the End Games to draw on that easel. you can really fuck around a lot with taxes to sound broke (when you're self employed anyway)

 

[AnonAutismo]

the thing that you guys aren't considering is Chris spends a lot of money printing and shipping out his comics. if he were going to declare his Patreon income he would also declare his expenses, which ranges from his crayons to the gas money to get to the End Games to draw on that easel. you can really fuck around a lot with taxes to sound broke (when you're self employed anyway)

Now I could see DSP doing this, maybe. But Chris? I don't think he's smart enough for it.

 

[cabalcoffers]

Memory Card Collection – Card 2 Found

 

[MY 405]

Wait! Chris owns BOOKS?! *zooms in on pic*. Ah, no, what on earth was I thinking ...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

How come no one has spotted the drawing behind Bryan's that's addressed "For: Jessica"? Looks like Chris is still having a difficult time letting her go.

Because people hate Jessica and refuse to believe she is real.

 

[Done]

Because people hate Jessica and refuse to believe she is real.

LMAO Jessica isn't real, she's a troll as they come.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Because people hate Jessica and refuse to believe she is real.

LMAO Jessica isn't real, she's a troll as they come.

She's definitely a troll. The only question is if it's really her in the pics or it's someone else and they're using pics they found of someone else

 

[Done]

She's definitely a troll. The only question is if it's really her in the pics or it's someone else and they're using pics they found of someone else

She sent Chris nudes, so definitely someone else.

 

[Marvin]

She sent Chris nudes, so definitely someone else.

Have we seen those nudes?