Containment Random Chris Updates

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Manly-Chicken said:
Could be possible Chris either bought a repro on ebay for half that price back in the day without ever figuring out it was a repro cuz the sellers tend to hide the "this is a repro" disclaimer in a hard to find place to trick people, or Chris bought a cheap repro a week ago (knowingly, or unknowingly, but figured it out and doesn't want it anymore) and is trying to pass it off as legit to make a quick buck off his fans, which I doubt, but is possible.

Here's a full rez pic from the listing. Kinda sucks, but you can try and judge:
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It's likely gonna sell either way. Let's say he really is "pulling a scam" the stakes are so low, i don't even give a shit.
 
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TacticianAzazel said:
just so people know Chris is focusing on all this pony shit on Pokemon's anniversary (you know one half of Sonichu) just felt it worth mentioning
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At this point, I dob't feel like we'll ever get another Sonichu comic unless Chris is promoted by another ween like Idea Guy.
 
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... Yep, that is one dead pony. So, should we expect a raging wall of text explaing why the pony should have won and how they should have hugged out their differences? All the while he's trying to comfort his warped psyche that "Sparkles isn't dead... A-as anyone should know, my electric heghedghmon broke through space 'n time with uh, the help of magchan and zipped in to save the princess and... Yeah, ZAP back to Cwcville to heal her wounds before sendin her majesty back to her... Hm, in which I'll take her back myself and, uh, yeah and have her show me around the ponyvillep and... . Hm, yea."
 
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... Yep, that is one dead pony. So, should we expect a raging wall of text explaing why the pony should have won and how they should have hugged out their differences? All the while he's trying to comfort his warped psyche that "Sparkles isn't dead... A-as anyone should know, my electric heghedghmon broke through space 'n time with uh, the help of magchan and zipped in to save the princess and... Yeah, ZAP back to Cwcville to heal her wounds before sendin her majesty back to her... Hm, in which I'll take her back myself and, uh, yeah and have her show me around the ponyvillep and... . Hm, yea."
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Wouldn't be suprised if he also likes Raven, she seems pretty popular with the autistic crowd.
 
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jc17 said:

... Yep, that is one dead pony. So, should we expect a raging wall of text explaing why the pony should have won and how they should have hugged out their differences? All the while he's trying to comfort his warped psyche that "Sparkles isn't dead... A-as anyone should know, my electric heghedghmon broke through space 'n time with uh, the help of magchan and zipped in to save the princess and... Yeah, ZAP back to Cwcville to heal her wounds before sendin her majesty back to her... Hm, in which I'll take her back myself and, uh, yeah and have her show me around the ponyvillep and... . Hm, yea."
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Well it seems twilight sparkle and Chris have something in common, they'll both lose a fight as well as shit themselves and do nothing.
 
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Dr. Tremolo said:
Considering his first complaint about his ED page upon its discovery was the amount of gay shit...
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In typical troon fashion, Chris believes that becoming "Christine" absolved him of all past offenses, and allows him to forget about anything he's ever done. Chris, being more mentally ill than he's ever been, has taken it to the next logical step and thinks that being a troon means he know longer has to even look at himself, regardless of whether it's in the past, present or future.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Chris applies this philosophy to his entire life. He's prolonged being a child into his thirties because he's taking it slow and steady. He actually intends to get a steady job at 60, move out of mom's house at 85, and die peacefully in his sleep aged 310.

Chopinpiano said:
I doubt Chris has never even walked a mile for exercise in his entire life. An average person should be able to walk a few miles with no problems.
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Chris hasn't walked a mile in total in his entire life. (because he's fat)
 
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Louis Theroux said:
Chris applies this philosophy to his entire life. He's prolonged being a child into his thirties because he's taking it slow and steady. He actually intends to get a steady job at 60, move out of mom's house at 85, and die peacefully in his sleep aged 310.



Chris hasn't walked a mile in total in his entire life. (because he's fat)
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I think it's also a symptom of his elabroate delusions.
"Yeah, I have not met my Brittney Spears/Ellen Paige Sweetheart yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait on dat and hormones to turn my Ds into Fs for all da ladies"
"Yeah, I have not had any children yet....hmm, yeah, gotta wait on dat newfangled uterus transplant"
"Yeah, I have not moved outta mudder's house yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait for all dat Sonichu Enterprises (TM) money to take off"
This is just Chris taking Borb's parables about the tortoise and the hair too literally, it syncs with his delusional sensibilities.

"Sure, son, you'll get everything you want, it's just takin' x-tree long because it's going to be better than everyone else's, postmarked straight from lord Jesus Christ"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I think it's also a symptom of his elabroate delusions.
"Yeah, I have not met my Brittney Spears/Ellen Paige Sweetheart yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait on that and hormones to turn my Ds into Fs for all da ladies"
"Yeah, I have not had any children yet....hmm, yeah, gotta wait on that newfangled uterus transplant"
"Yeah, I have not moved outta mudder's house yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait for all dat Sonichu Enterprises (TM) money to take off"
This is just Chris taking Borb's parables about the tortoise and the hair too literally, it syncs with his delusional sensibilities.

"Sure, son, you'll get everything you want, it's just takin' x-tree long because it's going to be better than everyone else's, postmarked straight from lord Jesus Christ"
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I was just doing a goof, I don't think Chris has any philosophies. As with every Chris tweet, this one seems like little more than an attempt at filling the character limit.

On that note, if you've ever used Twitter for any prolonged period of time you've probably encountered one of those startups that searches keywords and replies with a weirdly friendly self-promotion. Like if you say "vape" and "Florida" you might get some vape shop on the other side of Florida telling you to come on over some time. It's a really dumb marketing technique that's just obnoxious and slightly creepy. Chris's tweets read like a shitty warped version of that. Like he's trying to get a product out there but the product is just his existence.
 
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